The last ficlet! I know, the album itself had more than nine songs, but some of them were just remixes, to pad it out to a regular length. (And I'm not going to do remix ficlets; there's already one for each individual song on the album anyway.) I hope everyone had as much fun reading these as I did writing them!

9. Gay Boy

Pairing: Ginny / Hermione

Word Count: 100

Ginny sighed dramatically. "Why do the hottest boys always have to be gay?"

Hermione raised an eyebrow.

Ginny gestured out to the dance floor. "He's so hot; the other blokes just don't compare. And he's so gentlemanly, and intelligent, and suave…"

Hermione's other eyebrow joined the first one. "Ginny, it's Malfoy."

"Yeah, but still…"

"Ginny, you're gay!"

"Yeah, I know…"

"Then I don't see what the attraction is here!" Hermione burst out.

"He's just hot, is all…"

Hermione looked at her girlfriend with a dangerous glint in her eye. "Come over here, thou sexy, petulant beast. To the dancefloor, now!"


A/N I know, I know, I just can't shut up, but this is for a good cause: reviewage. Please? I'll love you forever!

A/N2: The contest (don't ask), is now closed, because I thought of a really killer way to use the Pansy/Hermione one in a longer story. Thank you to all who reviewed already!!