There was a sound like a pop gun going off, and he opened his eyes, pulling away. He looked down, to find his chest gone, his heels to small and the boys were back in town. The next second he stumbled backward, hitting the ground hard. The two boys stared at each other, blushing furiously. All the things he'd felt as a female. That longing scared him to the point of insanity. Naruto scrambled to his feet and ran hopelessly away before anyone could see. Panic and adrenalin over took him and his legs ran all on their own. He ran down a back alley, rounded a corner and stopped leaning his back against it and panting. The street was empty save for an alley cat digging through a trash can. He had just caught his breath when Sasuke almost ran past. He noticed Naruto though and stopped stooping over and panting, "For a guy in heels, you run really, REALLY fast."
Naruto stammered, "Look, Sasuke I- What you see is- I didn't- It wasn't- Oh God I'm-"
"It was Neji."
"Hm?" That stopped him cold. "What do you mean?"
"When he touched your shoulder he used his gentle-fist technique to reverse the flow of chakra in a specific point so that you'd change back. He did exactly what he said he'd do. Just without your consent."
Naruto took a deep breath to calm himself, "Oh..." He then looked down at his shoes. "Look.. About before, I was..." But he trailed off. "Wait. How did you know that?"
Sasuke blushed slightly, "I... Kinda used my Sharingan to read your lips. I saw him reverse it."
Naruto blushed, "You could have told me he did that. I could have made my getaway."
"You were right about one thing though."
"You do look like a drag queen. Or an extremely ugly woman."
"Pansy." Naruto stood up straight.
"Fag." Sasuke took a step forward.
"Like you can talk. You kissed me, remember?"
"You liked it."
"So? I was a girl."
"What's that got to do with anything?"
"No, it's not."
"Yeah, it is."
"So, if I kissed you right now, you'd be repulsed?"
"We taking bets?"
"One night at my place if you enjoy it!"
"Fine!" Then he grabbed him and pressed his lips hard against his. They stumbled back into the wall. After a minute or so they had to breathe. They were both hard against each other. Sasuke panted, "So?"
Naruto took several deep breathes before he could answer, "Alright, you win."
"So what now?"
"One night, your place, as agreed."
"Sounds good." He pulled back bowed, "After you, Madame!"
"Shut up." He said walking a little crooked. "This underwear is basically a wedgie. How do women wear them?" They started to walk down the street.
"They aren't so bad once you get use to them."
"I find no underwear is the best way to go." Naruto stopped in his tracks and Sasuke looked back. "What?" Naruto suddenly grabbed his wrist.
"I just want to get there. The sooner we start, the more time I get to fuck you into the mattress." He glanced back,
"So to speak."
Sasuke blinked at him surprised, "Who said you could be on top?"
"What?" Naruto shouted at the Nine Tailed Fox. The beast behind the bars grinned. Naruto was dreaming of course, but that didn't make it anyless real.
"You heard me."
"Why would you do that."
"Becuase I was tired of you going after that disgusting pink haired female. It bored me and she is unworth of MY vessal. She is weak and she talks to much."
"So you nudge me in the direction of a guy?"
"Anyone is better than her. You chose him, not me."
"I hate you."
"Is that really how you feel?"
Naruto pouted for a minute, "No."
"See? Everyone but that Neji fellow is happy. And maybe that annoying girl who saw you two making out."
Naruto's eyes widened, "Omigosh, she did?"
It grinned again, "Yup."
Naruto yawned, "Oh well. Sucks to be her I guess. Night, demon dude."
"Night bane of my existance."