Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar the Last Air bender or Mean Girls

I realize this story is not 100 Avatar accurate, it's just for laughs, oh and in this story Katara and Sokka are not related! Sorry if that ticks you off, I'm not gunna make them fall in love or anything, it's just how the story works. So now read review and Enjoy: )


Hadoka: This is your lunch, OK? Now, I put a dollar in there so you can buy some milk. You can ask one of the big kids where to do that. You remember your phone number? I wrote it down for you, just in case. Put it in your pocket, I don't want you to lose it. OK? You ready?

Katara: I think so.

Hadoka: Its Katara's big day. (Takes picture)

Katara: I guess it's natural for a parent to cry on their kids first day of school. But, you know, this usually happens when the kid is five. I'm sixteen and until today I was home- schooled. I know what you're thinking, "Home- school kids are freaks," but my family's totally normal. Except for the fact that my dad is a research marine biologist and we've spend the last twelve years in the Northern Water Tribe. I had a great life. But then my dad got offered tenure at Northwestern University. So it was good-bye Water tribe, and hello high school.

(On the way to the school, Hadoka screams like a girl when Katara almost gets hit by a bus)

Katara: I'm OK. Sorry. I'll be careful.

(Dad wave's good bye and leaves.)

(Katara is pushed and shoved as she works her way towards the high school. She sees a group of fire benders burning the grass).

Katara: (Walks in to classroom and confronts a girl) Hi. I don't know if anyone has told you about me. I'm a new student here. My name is Katara.

Student: Talk to me again, and I'll smash your face.

(Two students laugh at Katara)

(Katara approaches a desk)

Toph: You don't want sit there. That girl you threatened you, her boyfriend sits there.

(Boyfriend and girlfriend kiss)

(Katara approaches a new seat and desk behind a fat boy)

Sokka: Uh uh. He fats a lot.

(Fat boy farts)

Katara (with a disgusted look on face) walks around the classroom trying to find a seat when,

Teacher: (walks in the classroom with coffee and donuts) Hey Everybody – ouf!

(Katara crashes in to the teacher spilling the coffee and donuts on her)

Katara: I'm so sorry!

Teacher: It's not you. I'm bad luck.

(An embarrassed Katara finds a seat, while the classroom laughs.)

The first day of school was a blur. A stressful, surreal blur. I got in trouble for the most random things.

Teacher 2: Where are you going?

Katara: Oh, I have to go to the bathroom.

Teacher 2: You need the lavatory pass.

Katara: OK, can I have the lavatory pass?

Teacher 2: (Chuckles) Nice try. Have a seat.

I had never lived in a world where adults didn't trust me, where they were always yelling at me.

(Katara walks into cafeteria looking for a seat. But no one makes room for she and shuns her by giving her dirty looks)

I had a lot of friends in the Northern Water Tribe.

(Katara walks up to a group of water benders)

Katara: Hi!

Group: Uhh! Who is she…?

-But so far, none in Evanstone.

Katara:(Eating lunch in bathroom stall, alone)

(Back at home)

Hadoka: Hey. How was your first day?

Katara: (Moans, and runs up to her bedroom)

The Next Day at school …

Katara: (rushes into class this time to make sure she gets a good seat)

Sokka: (sitting next to her) so are you a water bender?

Katara: Yeah.

Sokka: Sweet.

Toph: This is Sokka and I'm Toph

Katara: Nice to meet you, I'm Katara

Katara: Do you guys know where room G13 is?

Sokka: Gym uh, I think that in the back building.

Toph: Yeah, that's in the back building

Sokka: We'll take you there

Katara: Thanks.

(Group sits under tree behind school)

Sokka: (looking at Katara's schedule) Healing. Literature. You're taking advance bending!?

Katara: Yeah, I like water bending. So, where is the back building?

Toph: It burned down in 1985.

Katara: Won't we get in some sort of trouble for this?

Toph: Why would we get you in trouble? We're your friends.

Katara: I know it's wrong to skip class, but Toph said we were friends. And I was in no position to pass up friends.

Toph: Why didn't they just keep home-schooling you?

Katara: They wanted me to get socialized.

Sokka: Oh, you'll get socialized, all right.

Katara: What are you talking about?

Toph: You're a regulation hottie.

Katara: What?

Sokka: Oh, nothing.

Toph: Oh my gosh, will you look at Ty-Lee's gym clothes?

(Ty-Lee wearing booty shorts and a belly top)

Sokka: Of course all the plastics are in the same class.

Katara: Who are the plastics?

Sokka: They're teen royalty.

Toph: Put it this way, if North Shore was us weekly, they would always be on the cover.

(The rest of the class walks out on to the filed to where Ty-Lee is)

Sokka: That one there, that's Ty-Lee. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Toph sat next to her in English last year.

Toph: She asked me how to spell "clumps".

Katara: (Giggles)

Toph: And that one? That's Mai.

(Mai swirling a dagger around her finger)

Sokka: She's rich because her dad invented poison tipped daggers.

Toph: Mai knows everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone… And evil takes a human form in Azula.

(Azula comes on to the field being carried by a bunch of boys)

Toph: (looking at Azula) Don't be fooled, she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced scum bag. But in reality, she is so much more then that. She's the queen bee, the star. Those other two are just her little workers. Azula. How do I ever begin to explain Azula?

(Random people pop out of nowhere)

The Duke: Azula is flawless.

Jin: She has two Fendi purses and a silver Lexus.

Haru: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.

Pipsqueak: She can bend blue fire and lighting.

Smellerbee: One time, she burned me in the face. It was awesome.

Toph: She always looks perfect and she always wins The Ultimate bending tournament.

Sokka: Who cares?

Toph: I care… Here. This map is going to be your guide to North Shore. Now, where you sit in the cafeteria is crucial because you got everybody there. You got your earth benders, fire benders, water benders, desperate wanna-bees, burnouts, air benders, weaponry people, losers who can't do anything, girls who eat their feelings, girls who don't eat anything, and the worst, beware of the plastics.

(In the cafeteria)

Zuko: (walks up to Katara) Hey. We're doing a lunchtime survey of new students. Can you answer a few questions?

Katara: OK.

Zuko: Are you single?

Katara: What?

Zuko: Would you like us to assign you a date?

Katara: ummm?

Azula: (sitting down at a table next to where their standing) is he bothering you? Zuko, why are you such a skeez?

Zuko: I'm just being friendly.

Mai: You were supposed to call me last night.

Azula: Zuko. You do not come to my party with Mai and then scam on some poor, innocent girl right in front of us three days later. She's not interested. Do you wanna go out with him?

Katara: No, thank you.

Azula: Good. So it's settled. So you can go isolate yourself in your emoness now. Bye, Zuko.

Zuko: (walks away and mumbles) Cruella.

(Katara starts to leave)

Azula: Wait. Sit down.

(Katara looks over to Sokka and Toph sitting a couple tables away)

Azula: Seriously, sit down.

(Katara sits down uncomfortably)

Azula: Why don't I know you?

Katara: I'm new. I just moved here from the Northern Water tribe.

Azula: What?

Katara: I used to be home-schooled.

Azula: Wait. What?

Katara: My dad taught me at home...

Azula: No, no. I know what home-school is. I'm not retarded. So you've actually never been to a real school before? (She leans back in her chair) Shut up. Shut up.

Katara: I didn't say anything.

Azula: Home-schooled. That's really interesting.

Katara: Thanks.

Azula: But you're, like, really pretty.

Katara: Thank you.

Azula: (raises eyebrow) so you agree.

Katara: What?

Azula: You think you're really pretty.

Katara: Oh, I don't know...

Azula: Oh, my Gosh, I love your necklace. Where did you get it?

Katara: Oh, my mom gave it for me before she died.

Azula: (with smile on face) it's adorable.

Ty-Lee: It's so fetch.

Azula: What is "fetch"?

Ty-Lee: Oh, it's, like, slang. From the Air Temples.

Mai: I'm bored.

Azula: Could you give us some privacy for, like, one second?

Katara: Yeah, sure. (She looks over to Sokka and Toph)

Toph: What are you doing?

Azula: OK, you should just know that we don't do this a lot, so this is, like, a really huge deal.

Ty-Lee: We wanna invite you to have lunch with us every day for the rest of the week.

Katara: Oh, it's OK...

Azula: Coolness. So we'll see you tomorrow.

Mai: On Wednesdays, we wear pink. Why do we do that again? (She turns to Azula)

Azula: Oh, don't be so dark and emo Mai.


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