Aang has hair in this story, just so you know. Sorry this took kinda long...thanx to anyone that has reviewed so far!
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(Katara knocking on Toph's door and Toph answers)
Katara: (crying) She took him back. Azula took Aang back.
Toph: Oh, no, Katara. Come inside. (Toph and Katara sit on couch in living room)
Katara: Why would she do that?
Toph: Because she's a life-ruiner. She ruins people's lives.
(Toph stands up off couch)
Toph: Look, she's not gonna get away with this again, OK? We're gonna do something.
Katara: (Water bending away tears) We are?
Toph: (Toph pacing around living room) Azula is an evil dictator. Now, how do you overthrow a dictator? You cut off her resources. Azula would be nothing without her high-status man candy, her technically good physique, and ignorant band of loyal followers. Now, Katara, if we want this to work, you are gonna have to keep hanging out with them like nothing is wrong. Can you do it?
Katara: (Stands up) I can do it.
Toph: OK, let's rock this slut.
(Katara and Toph share evil laugh together)
Katara: Um yeah, so I'll see you tomorrow at school.
Toph: Yep, see yeah.
(The next morning in the school hallway school)
Katara: Pretending like nothing was wrong turned out to be surprisingly easy.
Ty-Lee: Azula wanted me to tell you that she was trying to hook you up with Aang, but he was just interested in getting her back. And that's not Azula's fault.
Katara: (Smiling) No, I know.
Ty-Lee: OK, so you're not mad at Azula?
Katara: Of course not.
Ty-Lee: Oh, OK, good. Because Azula wanted me to give you this.
(Ty-Lee hugs Katara; Katara pats her on the back with weird look on face)
Ty-lee: Great, let's go get some lunch!
(Later in the school cafeteria)
Azula: (sitting at the Plastics table) it's called the South Beach Fat Flush, and all you drink is cranberry juice for 24 hours.
Aang: (Inspects cranberry bottle) This isn't even cranberry juice. It's cranberry juice cocktail. It's all sugar.
Azula: I wanna lose three pounds.
Aang: You're crazy.
(Katara and Ty-lee join Azula, Aang and Mai at the table were their eating lunch)
Azula: (Pushing back Aang's hair, looking at Katara) Why do you wear your hair like that? You hair looks so sexy pushed back. Katara, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back.
Katara: Azula was dangling Aang in front of me on purpose. I knew how this would be settled in the water tribe.
(Katara starts daydreaming)
Water bends Azula's cranberry juice and starts shoving it down her throat.
Katara: I'll help you loose three pounds you back-stabbing slut!
Azula: (Chocking) aghrah!
(Katara stopped daydreaming)
Katara: But this was Girl World.
Katara: Your hair looks sexy pushed back.
Katara: And in Girl World, all the fighting had to be sneaky.
(Azula looking at her face in girl's restroom mirror)
Azula: All this cranberry juice is making me break out.
Katara: Wait. I have this really good skin cream I'll bring you.
Katara: We kept our eyes open for opportunities for sabotage.
(Katara runs to Haru and gets this nasty cream that he rubs on his creeper mustache)
Katara: (running back to Azula in the restroom) Azula. (Hands her the cream) Here you go.
Azula: Thank you. (She applies it to her face)
(Azula and Katara walking down hallway, Aang comes up to them)
(Aang and Azula start kissing, while Katara's watching them with evil smile on her face hoping that Aang would be disgusted by the cream)
Katara: Let's see how he likes you now byotch!
Aang: (Pulls away from the kiss)
Katara: Yes! Got you now Azula!
Aang: Your face smells like a peppermint!
(They continue to kiss; Katara rolls her eyes and leaves in frustration)
(Katara goes to Toph and Sokka)
Toph: This is toe jam, you guys It's been a month, and all we've done is make Azula's face smell like a nasty Haru mustache.
Sokka: Well, I've been really busy with swordsmanship.
Toph: We gotta crack Ty-lee. We crack Ty-lee, and then we crack the lock on Azula's whole dirty history.
Sokka: Say 'crack' again.
Toph: Crack! All right, let's congregate tonight.
Katara: I can't. I have to go to Azula's for this Christmas party.
Sokka: Oh, yeah.
Katara: You know about it?
Toph: Everyone at this school knows about it.
Sokka: They through a Christmas party every year, and only the popular ones are invited.
Katara: Well, I have to go to it.
(Katara sees Azula coming toward them)
(Toph and Sokka run away)
Azula: Why were you talking to Toph?
Katara: I don't know, I mean, she's so weird. She just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack.
Azula: She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Toph. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... whatever.
Azula: So then in eighth grade during a tournament, we were up against each other, and I totally beat her, and maybe burned her eyes causing her to become blind. So then she was all like mad at me, and I was like don't be such a loser. Then everyone started to laugh at her, and she's like this isn't a circus so stop laughing at me, and I was all like if this was a circus you'd be wiping elephant buts with a wet one. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her. It was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her. And when she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was in a giant bun and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
(Katara shocked look on face)
(Jin walks by them)
Azula: Oh, my gosh! I love your skirt. Where did you get it?
Jin: It was my mom's in the-
Azula: (interrupts) Vintage. So adorable.
Jin: Thanks. (Walks away)
Azula: That is the ugliest F-ing skirt I've ever seen.
(Katara has flash back)
Azula: Oh, my gosh, I love your necklace. Where did you get it?
(Katara stopped remembering the moment, looked at Azula and looked down at her necklace)
Katara: (Smiling) so are you gonna send any candy canes?
Azula: No. I don't send them, I just get them. So you better send me one, byotch. Love yeah.
(Azula walks away; Katara gives her dirty look behind her back)
Katara: I was definitely sending her one. I was gonna use three candy canes to crack Ty-lee.
(Walks up to Smellerbee who's selling the candy canes)
Katara: Three, please.
Ms.Veruca: "Why, Man, he doth bestride the narrow world like a colossus" might translate into "Why is he so huge and obnoxious?"
(Sokka enters classroom dressed as Santa)
Sokka: Candy cane-grams!
Ms.Veruca: OK, hurry up.
(Sokka walks around classroom handing out the candy cane-grams)
Sokka: Suki? Two for you.
Sokka: The Duke? Four for you, you go The Duke!
Sokka: And Katara? Do we have a Katara here?
Katara: Right here.
Sokka: Oh, Katara, here you go, one for you, and none for slut faced Ty-lee. Bye.
Ty-lee: (sitting next to Katara) Who's that from?
Katara: "Thanks for being such a great friend. Love, Azula." That's so sweet.
(Ty-lee sad look on face)
Ms.Veruca: OK, back to Caesar.
Katara: Once Ty-lee thought Azula was mad at her, the secrets started pouring out. All I had to do was wait for one we could use. Then I could bring Azula down.
I know it probably could have been more original, but I just could'nt think of anything.
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8 days till Christmas!!!! YEAH can I get a whoot whoot?