and this is the last chapter! Come, read the KanAre cuteness!
I hope you guys enjoyed it, because if not, I'm going to be very angry with myself.
And I know the ending is comletely different from the actual story, but I haven't seen the movie in a bajillion years, I only have it on VHS, and guess who doesn't have a VCR? So, sorry. But I like how it ended anyway.
"WHY IS MY ALLEN DANCING WITH SOMEONE ELSE?! WHY IS HE DANCING WITH ANOTHER BOY?! AND WHY IS HE WEARING A DRESS?!?!" Rhode seethed.
"C-calm down, Rhode..." Debito began.
"NO! THIS...GAY-MAN PRETTYBOY IS TRYING TO STEAL MY FIANCEE! AND HE'S MAKING HIM CROSS-DRESS! I WON'T HAVE IT! GET ME SKIN!"
"Not Skin!" Jasdero and Debito whined in unision. Skin was a scary guy...not very likable, either.
"GET HIM! I WON'T HAVE ANYONE STEALING MY ALLEN'S INNOCENCE! I'LL KILL THIS PRETTY FACED BASTARD AND SAVE MY LOVEBUNNY FROM HIS EVIL CLUTCHES!" And who else could do a better job disposing of pretty-boys than Skin Boric?
"F-fine! We'll get him!" Jasdero and Debito ran off to find Skin.
"Skinnyyyy! Mistress Rhode has requested your serviceeees!" Jasdero sang.
"This'll be fun," Debito muttered.
"Uhh, Kanda?" Allen began. Kanda was spacing out on the balcony and hadn't heard Allen approach.
"Che," Kanda returned. Allen took that as an incentive to continue.
Why can't I just forget about this? For all I know this could be one long, twisted dream that I'm about to wake up from. I'm just gonna wake up, and Master is going to punish and beat the crap out of me for not getting any money. Yeah, I must be dreaming. Now if somebody would just wake me up...
"Well? Are you gonna say anything, Moyashi?" Kanda snapped.
"Pinch me and wake me up!" Allen meant to say 'no', but his thoughts and his speech had gotten mixed together.
Kanda stared at Allen like he had a second head growing out of his shoulder. "You keep telling yourself that."
He wouldn't have to twist my arm much... Kanda immeditely hit himself in the head. I really need to get away from Tyki.
"Ah, Kanda!" Allen called. Kanda froze, turning slowly to face the white beauty that was his "hostage". "Um, that wasn't what I meant to say...you know what that's like."
"No, I don't," Kanda said.
"Well, what I was trying to say, is that...I...well...um, what I want to say, is..." Allen fumbled for the right words.
He looks like a shy schoolgirl trying to ask someone out.
"Well? Say it!" Kanda growled, his hand reaching for his sword. Allen looked up, and noticed a rather ugly man standing behind Kanda. Tyki, Lavi, and Krory were all standing behind the mofo, pointing to him and running a finger across their necks. It didn't take Allen very long before it clicked.
"Behind you!" Allen shrieked. Kanda didn't even have to look over his shoulder. "I'm waiting," he mumbled. Skin lurched foward, preparing to kill Kanda, but the prince grabbed Allen and moved to the side, using his attacker's weight against him. Skin lost his balance and fell over the balcony, and to his death. Well, we're assuming he died, because I hate Skin like that.
"Kanda?" Allen asked, poking his unneccessary savior. "What...was that for?"
"What was what for? He tried killing me, so I returned the favor." Kanda glared at the edge of the balcony.
"Not that!" Allen snapped. "You're an idiot!"
"You're not so smart yourself, Moyashi," Kanda observed. Allen's face flushed with anger and embarrassment. "Why did you get me out of the way, too?!"
"Because you were too stupid to save yourself," Kanda simply stated. "And...I didn't want you to...to leave."
Lavi, Tyki, and Krory took this as their cue to leave.
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FREAK OUT MARY-SUE STYLE WHEN YOU JUST SIDE-STEP HIM?!" Allen screamed. "THAT'S NOT HOW THE STORY GOES!"
"FUCK THE STORY, YOU UNGRATEFUL MIDGET! I SAVED YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE CUTE, AND I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO DIE!" Kanda retorted, hitting Allen on the head. "And because--" the prince stopped.
"You...love me?" Allen finished. Kanda's cheeks turned a light pink. "...Sure...I mean...well...yeah."
Allen's blush rivaled Kanda's. "That's...great! I mean, well, I love you, too!"
The raven-haired curse-ee glared at Allen. "Damn Moyashi," he whispered, before kissing him.
The two didn't get more than thirty seconds of peace before Lavi's screaming reached their ears.
"HEY, TYKI! MIRANDA! KRORYKINS! I'M A PERSON AGAIN!" he screamed. Kanda let out a low growl.
Thanks a ton for killing the moment, Baka-Usagi. he thought, standing up. Tyki came onto the balcony, his yellow eyes relflecting the moon quite nicely. He looked around the balcony. "He should still be wearing it...," he muttered, a perverted light dancing in his eyes. His attention averted to Kanda, who was pulling Allen to his feet, grumbling the whole time.
"I see you two finally made up. Be sure to video-tape it for Lavi and I. Speaking of which, where is the little bunny-boy? If my memory is correct, he should be wearing a--ah, there he is!" Tyki marveled at his reluctant uke, who looked very upset.
"Is that a..." Allen's sentence trailed off. Kanda nodded. "Tyki paid me," he explained.
Allen stared in wonder and shock at Lavi, who was wearing a (rather revealing) maid's dress. Topped off with elbow-length gloves and a pair of thigh-high boots, Lavi was a rape waiting to happen. (And guess who the rapist is?)
"Come here now, my little bunny-boy!" Tyki cooed, chasing after Lavi, who ran as fast as his high heels would take him. Krory, wearing a long cape, watched the two pass. "Master Kanda?"
"Oh..." it was obvious Krory had been crying and spazzing, and he still was. "Miranda is having a bit of a breakdown, and I think you should do something about it!"
"Moyashi, go help Miranda," Kanda demanded.
"I'm not your servant," Allen growled. "Go get her yourself."
Oh no, you're not my servant...you're more than that... Kanda smirked and walked away, deciding he needed a new lotus for his room.
(Can you say sex slave? xD)