Harry Potter,

Has a friend Hermione,

With teeth like an otter,

And hates when Ron gets whiney

XXX

As a boy of age one,

Harry defeated the feared one,

Called the Dark Lord by some,

His name spoken by almost none

He lived with the Dursleys for ten long years,

Then came Hagrid, who shook the Dursleys' fears

And off he went to Hogwarts,

Where everyone knew his name,

But Snape, the Potions Master,

Was unimpressed by his fame

Severus Snape,

Didn't have that much power,

At Harry and his mother's eyes, he'd gape,

And wouldn't bother to take a shower

Albus Dumbledore,

Was the Hogwarts Headmaster,

And let me tell you something more,

He could have died faster

Voldemort,

Thought he was almighty (snort)

And then Harry came to the rescue,

And Voldy was dead with no further ado.

Harry Potter,

Has a friend Hermione,

With teeth like an otter,

And hates when Ron gets whiney

XXX

As a boy of age seventeen,

Harry defeated the feared one,

The Dark Lord he had been,

Defeated by James Potter's son


A/N: Thank you for reading! Please don't flame!!! I'm serious; I will personally dismember you if you do. You have been warned.

PS: Sorry if you thought the end was totally random; I AGREE, I just couldn't think of anything to rhyme with the word one.

And I meant for the Snape part to come much later. But anyways…