Chapter 3: Punishment, Ramen girl and exams….

What would you say if you saw a half-demon with great power and amazing fighting skills running like a scared girl asking for pardon, well that is what is happening in Konoha right now, the great Uzumaki Naruto, wanna-be Hokage have explained his beautiful and REALLY bossy blond girl about his likes for others girls, including older women, so she did the best, began the kunai barrage, so Naruto affronted it as a man, he ran for his life don't looking behind, off course the help of a ice wall that appeared from nowhere was a key part in his capture, so he did the best next thing pried…

"Please Ino-chan, I swear it wasn't my intention it just happened" Naruto begged for his life…

"Oh so you will tell me that you suddenly fall for Haku here (pointing to the blushing girl next to her) and who else, oh yeah THE DAUGTHER OF YOUR CLIENT, YOU BASTARD!" Ino yelled preparing her kunai…

"Please Ino-hime, I love you equally, you are my precious person, I can't live without you…" Naruto said

"Keep going…" Ino said tapping the floor with her foot

"But for some reason I felt completed by Haku-hime, Tsunami-hime and Ayame-hime…" Naruto said without notice a vain pumping now in the two girls…

"WHO IS AYAME???" both girls cried in unison… not realizing the runaway boy…

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After more pursuits and an ice coffin in boiling oil threats Ino relaxed herself and talked with Haku who she found was a very good friend and cute too, yes Ino accepted our blond propositions, how, easily first making Naruto bought the two girls all they wanted, taking all the money from his last mission, of course no one knew that he secretly took a good percentage of Gatou's money, idiots and agreeing in merry Ino first later Haku, Tsunami and then this Ayame that they haven't met, so next part was meet the girl, so now a significantly less rich Naruto took the bags and followed his girlsfriends…

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Ayame was a cute girl, she was kind and never try to do anything bad, she have brown hair and eyes, she works with her father in the ramen stand, where she met her boyfriend, off course she like him since she met him all those years ago, but she could say nothing, he was there on day and the next he disappeared, it happened years ago, suddenly she heard from her father about the return of his favorite client, she rushed to see the famous client, and there he was, golden hair and blue sapphire eyes, he wore that reddish coat shirt-less, he saw her and smiled, that was the beginning, one month later she asked to go out and he accepted, he took her to dinner to another place different from her father stand, then a walk in the night to his spot in the Hokage monument, she smiled their first kiss, but suddenly her nightmare…

"Hi Ayame-hime, here well, there…" Naruto stuttered while two girls looked at her with analytical eyes…

"We have to talk, you (pointed Naruto) wait here" Ino said pulling Ayame to the part behind

'Sigh… these girls will be my end' Naruto thought

"Damn straight" Kyuubi laughed to his container punishment…

Two hour later Naruto was again shopping this time with three girls…

"So Ayame-hime, you accept me and my himes, how did you convince Ino?" Naruto asked now curious about his exploiter girlfriends…

"Shopping" Ino and Ayame said at unison…

"Damn, I need to become chunnin soon" Naruto said with serious tone…

"Why Naruto-kun, there is no hurry" Haku asked kindly

"There is hurry, if I don't become a chunnin I can't ask for B-ranked mission, it means less incomes and it means…" Naruto said leaving the girls in awe…

"It means…" the three girls said…

"It means that you will broke me, look at you we have been shopping all the day, and Ino chose very expensive clothes so I expect you to use more skirts while I am near" Naruto said and the girls sweatdropped to their boyfriends pervert-ness… but they love him for that…

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Naruto was really happy and sad at the same time, Tsunami was coming to visit him, it make him happy, but she will arrive the day of the first day of the chunnin exams, that sucked, Naruto decided to ask for someone to protect her and Inari who was coming to meet the academy to enter next year, he thought of Haku but she would be in exams to become a full-fledged med-nin so she would be busy, then Kakashi, Zabuza and the Hokage but they are such a perverts so he asked the last person he trust…

"HI IRUKA-SENSEI, I NEED A FAVOR…" Naruto yelled and his father/brother figure shivered at the possible task…

Two hours later he had a reunion with the team to get the forms, off course he knew that thanks to his surrogate grandfather, who let him know about them, he was calm now, because Tsunami was in good hands, he was going to participate in the chunnin exams and kick asses without limit, he chuckled, finally he arrived to the bridge, three hour later, they got the forms and a horrible excuse…

So he decided to get lunch and visit his dear ramen princess, he saw Sakura a bit sad so he decided to ask her out as friends she agreed now that Sasuke rejected her once again… both walked through the street chatting and reassuring about take the exams, when they heard a calling…

"Naruto-nii-chan" a voice called and both turned their heads…

"Ah, Konohamaru, what's up bro?" Naruto asked smiling

"Hi boss, I was looking for you, we were going to play demon-slayers you promised me you will" Konohamaru said now wearing an exact copy of Naruto's wardrobe following him were two kind using the same clothes Sakura sweatdropped at the idea of Naruto playing with the kids…

"Ok, now I will be the demon and you will hunt me ok, oh and your two are?" Naruto asked and the kids nodded furiously…

"I am the most beautiful slayer Moegi" the girl said…

"I the mind of the team Udon" the boy with glasses said

"And I am the next Hokage after my nii-chan, Konohamaru" the Sarutobi said

"And together we are the Konohamaru Corps" they said at unison

"OKKKKKKK" Naruto said taking position…

"Are you serious, why would you play with them?" Sakura asked gaining a glaring from the kids…

"Once you kill your first enemy you will know" he answered leaving a confused Sakura

"Hey boss, is she your (Moving his pinky)" Konohamaru asked…

"No remember, my girlfriend is the blond beauty Yamanaka Ino, my jet haired Momochi Haku and my favorite brunette Ichiraku Ayame, she is my partner…" Naruto said without noticing Sakura's grim face

"Oh yeah, boss you are my idol, I knew you wouldn't go out with the banshee here" Konohamaru said and Naruto paled…

"Idiot, run, run like the wind" Naruto said when Sakura rushed to the boy

'I better stop them getting in trouble' Naruto thought following the two troublemakers with Moegi and Udon…

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"Let me go you make-up guy" Konohamaru said to a black dressed guy…

"Ok kid, now I will kick you sorry ass" the man said

"Leave him" Sakura said shyly

"Kankurou, let him go, we don't want to have problem with him" a cute girl asked…

"Temari, this kid pumped me, so I will make him pay" Kankurou said and Temari sighed…

"Not my problem" she said looking at her brother…

"Yo, hey kitty-boy put him down" a voice said and every body turned to it founding Naruto with pissed off face

"You idiot, go away before I kick your ass too" Kankurou said getting mad…

"Uh, so scary, I will give you three reasons for you to let him go, one he is the Hokage's grandson…" at this Kankurou relaxed a bit…

"Two he is my surrogate little brother and Three…" Naruto stopped

"Three…" Kankurou said…

"Third I will chop you head off if you don't" Naruto said this time with Rebellion in the neck of the sand boy…

Kankurou sigh before leave the boy go, Konohamaru laughed saying something about his boss being the best…

"See that was easy" Naruto said taking his way…

"And you should try to hide better; I felt your blood thirst miles away, seriously take a shower you smell too much to blood…" Naruto said to no one, but the sand siblings knew exactly who he was talking to…

From the tree a boy appeared next to him the Uchiha boy, both amused with the tracking skills to the blond, the boy was a red haired with a gourd in the back and a tattoo with the kanji 'love' over his left eye and bags in his eyes…

"Hi emo-boy what's new?" Naruto asked like nothing ignoring the red haired stare…

"Naruto, don't insult Sasuke-kun" Sakura yelled breaking the silence…

"So that is your name, tell me your full one" the red psycho asked

"It isn't polite to ask the name without give yours" Sasuke said trying to sound cool…

"Sabaku no Gaara and yours" Gaara asked…

"Uchiha Sasuke" the emo said…

"Not you, him" Gaara corrected…

"Uzumaki Naruto, ex-jinchuuriki for you, and possible brother in law" Naruto said…

"Brother in law?" Kankurou said not missing the Jinchuuriki part but more interested in the brother in law part and Naruto appeared behind Temari and started to whisper something to her ear while hugging her to him finishing with a bite to her earlobe and a moan and a nod from her…

"That explains anything?" Naruto said to the jaw dropped Kankurou and eye twitching Gaara who send a sand wave…

Both siblings had different thoughts…

'Finally, some one that I want Gaara to kill, Gaara kill him, kill him now, blond bastard' Kankurou thought snickering…

'Damn, finally I found a hot boy who doesn't seem scare of Gaara and he will kill him' Temari thought…

'I will feed you mother with his blood' Gaara…

Before the sand touched the blond he was near Gaara with E&N pointing him…

"You better drop it here or I will blow your head sandman" Naruto said and for some bizarre reason Gaara complied…

"Temari, Kankurou we leave, I am eager to meet you in the exams" Gaara said

"And I am eager to have fun with your sister, but you see we have to wait" Naruto said sending a kiss to Temari who winked in return leaving two pissed of brothers and leaving the place…

"Woooho, this is getting better and better…" Naruto said taking his way with the Konohamaru corps to Ichiraku leaving two shocked teammates

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The next day team seven arrived to the academy for the first part of the chuunin exams that would take part in the room 301, the moment they arrived to the second floor they found a group of shinobis gather in it and two gennins that didn't let anyone in, that was odd for Naruto who was looking a poster for room 301 but they were at the second floor… suddenly a slap was heard and Tenten was shot flying to the floor while her teammates were arguing to enter, at this Sasuke emo and prick decided to shout to everybody that there was a genjutsu at the enter Naruto sighed…

"Fine tell them that there is a genjutsu, tell them how to dismantle one of the test and next time ask them if they want a drink you idiot" Naruto said not lacking sarcasm, at this Sasuke brooded while the Tenten giggled and Lee as green obsessed as always with huge unnatural brows talked to them about how he wanted to protect Sakura and all that stuff…

'So that is what happened to Zabuza's brows, they join his' Naruto thought and chuckled and then laughed causing everyone to look at him and step back he sweatdropped at his own outburst…

Fifteen minutes later the team was walking towards the test room when was 'ambushed' by the green lover…

"Uchiha Sasuke I challenge you" Lee said

"You know that I am an Uchiha and you try to fight me, hmph, I accept, but first who are you" Sasuke said…

"The guy who is going to kick Sasuke's ass" Naruto asked causing his teammates to brood…

"My name is Rock Lee, and I want to prove myself to the beautiful Sakura…" Lee said winking to her who dodged every single one…

"Good luck, fuzzy-brows" Naruto said walking away… "Hey I want to see you in fifteen minutes upstairs ok?"

"Wait, this won't take long" Sasuke said with his cocky smirk…

"I know, but I will wait upstairs" Naruto said leaving the guys fight…

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Naruto made his way down the corridors and arrived at room 301 a few minutes before a bruised Sasuke and worried Sakura arrived. They sat and chatted until a disgruntled Lee appeared with Gai and Kakashi, who gave them access to the room after explain that they needed a team to take the exams and that he was proud of them for it…

The first thing they noticed was that there was a ton of gennin. Shaking his head, Naruto made his way over to Temari, and the two talked for a little bit sending seductive winks and flirts, until he heard his name being called, so he kissed her in the cheek avoiding Gaara's mortal sand and returned to the group...

Turning around he noticed that it was Inuzuka Kiba, one of his 'classmates', who was saying something about him being too scared to compete.

"Y'know dog breath," Naruto said, making his way over to them, "you shouldn't insult other people. I might just take that out on you when I become Hokage."

The group of rookies except Ino, Sakura and Hinata rolled their eyes at the comment and many said something along the lines of 'that'll never happen' and 'dream on'. Smiling, he greeted Chouji and Shikamaru, and they were just about to discuss the exams when someone made their presence known.

"You know, you rookies should really keep it down. You don't want to piss these guys off," the boy said, pushing his glasses back up the bridge of his nose.

"Who the hell are you?" Kiba asked.

"Name is Yakushi Kabuto. I'm a veteran of these exams, and if you want, I can give you some information on your fellow competitors."

"How?" Sasuke asked, intrigued.

Pulling out a deck of cards, the bespectacled boy grinned. "These are chakra cards. By adding a little bit of my chakra, it'll give me the name and stats of anyone taking the exam. Interested?"

The group watched as Sasuke rattled off four names: Rock Lee, Hyuuga Neji, Sabaku no Gaara, and Uzumaki Naruto. The last one caught the other rookies off guard. Why was the rookie of the year concerned with the dead last?

"Hey, we are buddies, why are you looking for my info?" Naruto said causing Sasuke to humph while Naruto mumbled 'emo-spy'…

"Oh, you know their names. That makes it easier," Kabuto said, and skimming the deck, he pulled out four cards. "First is Rock Lee. Member of Team Five, his teammates are Higurashi Tenten and Hyuuga Neji. He has no skill in ninjutsu or genjutsu but his taijutsu seems to be off the charts. It says he's done 79 d-ranked and 12 c-ranked missions.

"Hyuuga Neji is the same, though it seems his taijutsu is slightly higher and he has some ninjutsu and genjutsu.

"Sabaku no Gaara is one of the Suna gennin, so I don't have any information on his abilities. What I can tell you is that his teammates are Sabaku no Temari and Sabaku no Kankurou and it says here he's the son of the Yodaime Kazekage. He's been on no d-ranked missions, 34 c-ranked, and 1 b-ranked, and he came back from all of them without a scratch. You might want to watch out for him.

"Uzumaki Naruto, sensei Hatake Kakashi A.K.A Copy-cat, teammates Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura… 25 D-rank missions, 1 C-rank mission that turn an A-rank, befriend with Momochi Zabuza and Momochi Haku, brother of the legendary Uzumaki Rasen… my, my, my, abilities classified info, only jutsu known is Kage bunshin a B-rank kinjutsu…" Kabuto read in the card causing everyone to stare the blond dobe, forbidden jutsus and classified info who is this guy

"Do you have info about Uzumaki Rasen, why is he so legendary?" Sasuke asked…

"What are you…" Naruto was cut by the glasses boy

"Actually yes, I have one" Kabuto said drawing all the attention from the rookies and the entire room

"Here, wow, this guy is wow…" Kabuto said drawing more attention…

"What?" Sasuke demanded for an answer

"Uzumaki Rasen none shinobi, brother of Uzumaki Naruto gennin of Konohagakure no sato… he is the first and youngest none shinobi to enter the bingo book and gain the label of SS-rank criminal…" Kabuto said…

"What, come on he isn't that bad" Naruto said defending brother looking the scared gennins and Ino but failing once Kabuto continued…

"Now, I will proceed, he left Konoha at the age of eight killing 19 ANBU and 20 villagers in a few minutes, in his way out he slaughter four squads of ANBU and two of Hunter nins, the Hokage forbid his pursuit because it was sending people to die, here said that he is wanted by Kirigakure for help escape Momochi Zabuza and other members of the coup'd etat, he is also wanted by Kumo because he kidnapped a girl named Nii Yugito, who seemed important, he is wanted in Iwa but they don't say why and in Suna because they are our allies, so I have to tell your brother I wow…" Kabuto said and the room was silenced but the silence was broke when suddenly three Iwa gennin rushed towards Naruto…

"Die bastard" one said while the other followed the example…

The rookies were frozen looking at their soon to be dead classmate… in a blur movement Naruto let them stab him with their katana and kunais and well, everything they wanted causing all rookies with exception of his team to go wide eyed,…

"Ha, you aren't like your brother, too loud mouth, finally revenge is…" the Iwa gennin met a fist in the face that broke his neck and sent him through the wall…

"You said something" Naruto said pushing the other two sending them with their partner he began to pull all the weapon leaving no scar or mark…

"Idiots, hmph" Naruto said walking toward his team leaving a gasped room…

Naruto was surrounded by gennins from Kiri and Iwa, all of them looking for his head, at this Naruto chuckled…

"Well, well, well, feisty are we, this party is getting crazy let's rock" Naruto said unsheathing Rebellion but they were cut down by a large puff, enough distraction to send three guys to the wall causing everybody to look back at him…

"What, no one said anything about stop the fight" Naruto said jokily

"SHUT UP!" a loud voice came from the front of the room, and the entire room went quiet. Standing near the black board, was a man called Morino Ibiki dressed in all black, from his pants to the leather trench coat and his bandana, the man seemed to convey a very intimidating appearance who explained the rules for the test. Afterwards, they were given their seats and Naruto was surprised to find his sit next to Hyuuga Hinata, another member of the illustrious rookie nine, who seemed a bit perplexed with his company…

"Neh, Hinata, let's do our best," Naruto whispered as Ibiki signaled the start of the exam.

"Un," Hinata replied, slightly nervous. Meanwhile, in her head, a chibi-Hinata was screaming, 'He talked to me! Naruto-kun talked to me! Now all I have to do is pass this test, tell him my feelings, and then he'll admit that he loves me' Yes, it was a very scary world in Hinata's mind.

Naruto took a look at the test, after discover that he didn't have any answer he wrote jokes and took a nap. He already knew that they were supposed to cheat, having been drilled on possible scenarios by Dante and some from Rasen in his childhood, not to mention the rules that Ibiki had laid down at the beginning of the test. But more than that, no gennin, with the exception of Sakura, could actually answer these questions without cheating. Flipping it over and laid in his desk surprised many in the room when he laid his down and began to doze off.

'How the hell did that dobe/baka finish before me?!' came the angry thoughts of the rookies when they noticed Naruto was done or thought was done. Well, Hinata was quite proud of her crush thinking that he finished early and assuming that he answered well. Tenten, Lee, Neji, and Gaara paid it no mind as they finished a few minutes later. Slowly time passed and teams of gennin were failed and kicked out. Finally, it was time for the tenth question.

"So," Ibiki said, taking a look around the room… "It seems that we have some regular bookworms in here or some very good cheaters!" At that, almost the entire room flinched with the exception of Sakura, who thought, 'I wonder who was dumb enough to cheat!'

"So now it's time for the tenth question! but first, another rule!" At that, the gennin stiffened. "You must choose whether to accept or reject this question! If you choose to reject this question, you will instantly loose all points, and you and your team will be failed immediately!"

Temari spoke out. "But then what's the point? Why would anyone decide not to take the question?"

A sadistic grin crossed Ibiki's features, as he said "Because of what happens when you take the question, and get it wrong. If you do, then… you will never be allowed to test for chuunin again, and will be a gennin for the rest of your life!"

Almost everyone in the room began sputtering. Cries of "that's not fair!", "you can't do that!" and "Bastard" filled the room.

"Ah, but I'm in charge now. And in this exam, I'm equal to Kami. So if I say that you aren't able to try again for chuunin, then I'll make sure of it. This isn't a game people! As chuunin, you will be asked to complete difficult missions: from guarding secretive information to assassinating a daimyo. You will be called to lead others into battle and death. It'll be your responsibility! And if you get caught, well, torture is the least they can do to you," Ibiki said, as he pulled off his bandana, revealing numerous scars and burns and what looked like the symbol for Amegakure, burned into his skull. "Can you handle this kind of responsibility?" he asked as he retied his bandana.

Slowly, hands began rising into the air as people quit, and proctors called off team number's of those who failed. Naruto sat and watched all of this happen. He understood what Ibiki was working at, having been through Vergil's speeches about responsibility and his mind games to make Dante do anythings he escaped the scarred man trap. He stayed quiet until he noticed Sakura begin to raise her hand.

Knowing he couldn't let a 'friend' of his miss out on the exams, and the fact that that if she quit he'd kill her, Naruto shakily raised his hand, catching the eyes of many of the rookie gennin. He caught even more attention when he thrust his arm out at the scarred proctor, index finger extended towards him.

"COME ON SCARFACE, I DON'T HAVE ALL THE DAY SO UNLESS YOU ARE GOING TO BRING PIZZA I WANT TO GO SO, GIVE THE STUPID QUESTION" Naruto yelled causing everybody in the room think twice about leave…

"You know gaki, that if you fail I will never let you get this test again" Ibiki said trying to recover control, successfully in some students…

"Look baldy, who cares this test, my brother isn't a shinobi and he can beat the crap out of you in seconds, so being chunnin means nothing" Naruto said putting his feet on the desk…

"And who may be your brother?" the dark man asked curiously…

"Rasen, Uzumaki Rasen" Naruto said enjoying the man pale face…

'He is Rasen's brother, I never expected that, the brother of the SS-ranked criminal of twelve years old, OFF COURSE HE CAN BEAT THE CRAP OUT O ME' Ibiki thought loosing all the control he gained, at the end he sighed…

"Alright then, if no one else wants to drop out…" no one moved, "then you all…pass!"

Naruto, for his part, didn't react. The other gennins' mouths dropped and their eyes widened.

"What about the tenth question?" Temari asked.

"That was the tenth question, as a chuunin, you'll be required to lead others into the field. That's what chuunin are: leaders. But how can you lead if you don't believe in your own skills, or those of your teammates? By choosing to stay, it proves that you are willing to trust yourself and your team. The first exam is now over, but the real exams are only beginning."

The moment he finished speaking, one of the windows broke as a figure came flying into the room. Dressed in only mini-skirt completely illegal, a fishnet shirt, no bra, and brown trench coat, the woman was both hot and creepy looking.

"I'm Mitarashi Anko, and I'm your next examiner."

"Nice entrance Anko," Ibiki whispered, and the Tokubetsu Jounin turned and glared at him. Then a whistle was heard…

"Yeah, dance baby" Naruto said moving a bill everybody in the room sweatdropped in Ino's case fumed…

Anko smiled, it was time to put some pervert in his place, she licked her lips before grin, then she would sent a kunai, the boy would dodge and make him shiver in fear, the plan was perfect…

"Ohh, well" Anko said sending her kunai to the blond idiot preparing her next kunai, but the next put her out of balance, the kid received the kunai in the head, she paled how was she going to explain a dead in the first minutes… "Oh shit kid, are you…" she couldn't end the phrase when Naruto stood up she paled more…

"Brains I want your brain" Naruto said walking toward the paled babe who was too shocked to move then Naruto burst in laughs… "Sorry I love that joke, ah, you should have seen your face, so sexy and scared, priceless, oh here" he said pulling the kunai out making a weird noise some gennin puked there… "Your kunai cutie"

"WHAT THA HELL ARE YOU?" Anko yelled and all the gennins sweatdropped…

"Just a guy, that can survive almost everything, now where to go" Naruto said and Anko deadpanned…

"Well…nah, just follow me" Anko began… and jumped through the window…

"Ha, that was fun" Naruto said jumping after her

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After two hours search the rest of the gennins arrived just to found Anko and Naruto laughing their asses teasing each other and eating dango and ramen, the question was how he found her…

"Naruto-baka, where were you, you know what would have happened if you got lost?" Sakura said rather angry, more for the purple babe than the test…

"Come here dobe, let's end with this" Sasuke said annoyed…

"Psst, party poopers see you then Anko-chan" Naruto said and Anko pouted…

"Come on Naru-kun, let's play a little, for me" Anko said making the deadly puppy eye jutsu

"Anko-chan, you know I can't, for now, but I promise we will get fun after the exams, ok?" Naruto said fighting the puppy eye with puppy eye…

"Fine, let's keep this test, go with you team of party poopers" Anko said causing team seven to send her glares… "Now welcome to the forest of death, the second test is…"

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Naruto knew the test, nothing like dango and sake to get everything from Anko, in more than one way, but that didn't matter, Naruto decided to say hello to his girlfriend and exotic girl…

"Yo Ino-hime" Naruto said causing the blond girl to look at him fuming…

"Don't 'Ino-hime' me, I know that you were flirting with that psycho and the sand bitch" Ino said in menacing tone…

"Relax honey, Anko-chan is a friend a really enjoyable friend, and Temari-chan well I don't know, I felt something in her" Naruto said trying to gain forgiveness from the blond fury...

"Oh, yea, the same with Haku-chan, Ayame-chan and Tsunami-san" Ino said now pissed with her boyfriend harem…

"WHAT, HOW CAN THE DOBE GOT ALL THAT GIRLS" a voice called from behind and they found Kiba and most of the teams looking at them…

"Go hell, you mutt, I have no time for you, Ino-hime I promise I won't do anything without your consent, I love you my princess" Naruto said pulling Ino into a passionate kiss gaining whistles and stares from the group and a horrible and deadly glare towards Ino from Hinata…

'FIVE WOMEN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH NARUTO-KUN, WHY DIDN'T HE CHOSE ME, I AM HYUUGA HINATA, HEIR OF THE GREATEST CLAN, THOSE WOMEN ARE TRASH, I WILL SHOW HIM THAT I AM THE ONLY WORTHY OF HIM, HAHAHAHA' Hinata thought gaining a psychotic grin that would make Anko proud…

Naruto and Ino ended the kiss breathing heavily but took a few minutes to notice the stares especially the Kiri and Iwa teams…

"Okayyyyyy, the ones who want to kill me please rise their hands, come on, don't be ashamed, it's completely normal, you the Kiri and Iwa dudes, come on" Naruto encourage the other teams to rise their hands while the rookie nine plus Gai team seemed surprised and near laugh because of the blond idiotic act, but they were shut up when all the Kiri and Iwa team raised their hand followed by Oto, Kusa and half of Konoha teams…

"Wow, well, I will kick your asses faster than I can eat ramen and pizza you know that, right?" Naruto said and the public sweat dropped…

Then Anko began calling teams and Naruto followed Ino…

"Ino take this, if you need my help just stick it in the ground I will found you immediately, ok" Naruto said in serious tone wile giving a tri-kunai with weird symbols…

"Ok, please be careful, we need to talk about this Harem of yours" Ino said winking to him while he paled…

"HA, COWARD" Kyuubi yelled inside

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"Ok, I talked to the Kiri teams; they want team up, to finish that bastard" a Iwa gennin said with a scar in the face and black hair…

"What we don't need them, all of us can fight that shit head" another with brown eyes said rather annoyed

"Shin is right Doku, we can fight him, and he seemed overconfident" a young girl with purple hair with green eye said…

"Reiki, I don't care if you are the Tsuchikage's daughter, that kid I just like his brother, overconfident yes, a power house too, let's stick to the plan and we may got Namikaze Naruto's head then his brother will come to us and with Iwa, Kumo and Kiri we will end him" Doku said and the two nodded still against the idea… 'Soon, Iwa will get revenge from the Yondaime'

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Temari was very thoughtful, for one side she was mad with the blond and his apparently large harem, but he was strong and smart, fun and courageous, the man she want, but would she try to share, she snapped from her thoughts when Kankurou called making them go to the door…

"Forget the idiot, there is no way he can survive Gaara and the plan" Kankurou said looking at his sister…

"Maybe" Temari said with a bit of sadness

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"Ok, here is the plan" Naruto said

"Naruto-baka, who told you that you are the leader, I bet Sasuke-kun have a better plan" Sakura said sending all her anger toward the blond demon more from jealous than protection toward the Uchiha…

"Yeah right, look, all of you saw it, Iwa and Kiri are coming for me, the best is take different ways, you take this kunai, if you need me stick it the ground, I will reach a second after, just if it is a emergency ok?" Naruto said causing Sakura to flinch and Sasuke to raise a brow since when is Naruto serious about something… "I said Ok?"

"Ok" both said in unison…

"Good, now let's go" Naruto said reaching the gate and

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Thirty minutes after-

"Ok, team, here our path divide, be careful, I will try not to die here with the terrible Iwa and Kiri mini-army" Naruto said not lacking sarcasm

"Naruto, just be careful" Sakura said walking away trying to hide a blush leaving a dumbfounded Naruto…

'Well, she isn't that bad and is pretty, wait no, if Ino find out I am dead' Naruto thought alarmed

"So the kit doesn't know when stop, you have five babes, let her for later" Kyuubi said with lust as voice…

'Look the conscious I got' Naruto whined

"You are lucky, and come on, there are almost twenty teams there, so let's go" Kyuubi said now serious

'So?, I know I can beat all that pansies' Naruto stated

"I know that, but I sensed something, evil" Kyuubi said mentally usind a lamp to look creepy

'Ok, no more horror movies, look a field, perfect to end this ass-holes' Naruto thought and rushed towards the place…

Naruto arrived making his chakra spike, it was manner of time before he was found and 'murder' by the 'great' Iwa and Kiri army, not to say the least he was right when he found himself hit by a genjutsu but failed miserably…

"Come on, are you scared enough to use sissy trick on me, I knew it you Iwa dudes and Kiri jackass are chickens, paw paw, paw paw" Naruto said making the chicken dance and the entire teams sweatdropped…

"You are a fool to fight against us Namikaze, what make you think that you can defeat all of us, we are mostly chunnin and some jounin" a green eyed nin said with arrogance and feminine voice…

"So you know my name, tell me yours babe" Naruto said smirking

"I am Amaru Reiki, daughter of the Tsuchikage and soon avenger of Iwa" the green eyed Iwa nin stated while showing her face to the soon to be death blond…

"I see, then this will be interesting, let's play" Naruto said showing Rebellion that showed a reflection of Iwa and Kiri nins jumping at his owner…

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Sakura was running through the event happened in the last two hours, first Naruto left the team to fight against an army of mad nins looking for his head, Sasuke didn't care in fact Sakura suspected that he was hoping the worst, she wanted to be with him but she knew she wasn't strong enough to fight, after Naruto's 'defection'…

Everything went downhill, Sasuke and Sakura encounter a Ame nin that tried to take on both with genjutsu both failed miserably, then Sasuke fought him and wound him but he escaped using a exploding note, the worst part was that he called Sakura useless before turn out to brood again what he missed was the glare that Sakura sent him, she got over him soon after Naruto join team seven, she cursed for being blind enough to not notice the difference between her 'idol' and the 'dobe', she still remembered when he used to asked to go out when they where seven, now she knew that she can't have him unless she accepted that weird idea of harem, for first time she didn't care she decided to talk to Ino about it…

Soon after the revelation team seven or half of it found the worst enemy that could be found in the forest, the worst part was that they didn't knew…

"Hello, Sasuke-kun, let's play, kukukukuku" a fem Kusa nin spoke before sent a weird image of death toward them… 'This will be easy'…

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Metal against metal, explosions, earth, wood shattering and water splashing, those were the sounds that filled a field hidden in the forest of death, a place that soon would be the tomb of at least sixty or more wanna be chunnin, the cause would you ask, well the reason was a blond kid of twelve years old, with blue sapphire eyes without shirt who was battling a bunch of nin, avoiding damage of any kind or just shrugging it…

"YOU KNOW" Naruto yelled while beheading another kiri nin and avoiding and doton jutsu… "I THOUGHT THAT THIS WOULD BE MORE FUN, COME ON MY FATHER FOUGHT BETTER THAN YOU, UPS RIGHT, HE DID THAT'S WHY YOU ARE HERE" the last part make the group blood boil, he was bored, bored, FRIGGIN BORED

Hidden in the bush Reiki was fuming, this was suppose to be easy, they were here to kill him, right now the have lost at least 30 of their forces, just what was him…

"Reiki-sama, you should leave he is too powerful" Doku said looking a how three Iwa nins were killed…

"I have to agree with Doku, Reiki-sama, you better leave" Shin said pressing his arm he received a bullet there trying to pull out a Doton: Shinjū Zanshu no Jutsu, but was received with a bullet in his hand, then he tried to run gaining another bullet in his forearm right now it stopped bleed but hurt like hell

"NO, I WONT GIVE HIM SUCH PLEASURE" Reiki growled, she couldn't accept being beat by that clown… "Pull out the forces, we counter attack, if we die, we die" her two teammates looked at her in awe before comply…

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"Woohoho, that was close" Naruto said avoiding a Suiton: Teppōdama… "Bullets ha, well take this" Naruto yelled before jump over two kiri nins…

"Rain storm" Naruto yelled in the air upside down and spinning like a tornado while firing E&N killing the two nins below without mercy leaving everybody in awe more because he was in the air for like twenty seconds before fall

"Bastard" one kiri nin said jumping kunai at hand but encounter a bullet in the front making him go backwards Naruto snorted before hearing some nins calling jutsus…

"Suiton: Bakusui Shōha" a nin said filling the field with water coming from his mouth…

"That's disgusting" Naruto yelled walking in the water what enraged the kiri nin before smirk…

"Mizu Bunshin no Jutsu" was heard when the remaining kiri nin joined the one in front Naruto who was now fighting at least a hundred water nins…

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"Idiots" Doku muttered while joining the last of their forces, of the 45 Iwa nins sent in this mission only seventeen were left including him, now the last ten Kiri nin filled the área with water impeding them in the use of doton Justus…

"Forget them, they are death…" Reiki said looking the 'army' jumping at the blond

"Now the Plan…" Doku resumed

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"Suiton: Daibakufu no Jutsu"

"Suiton: Suiryūdan no Jutsu"

"Suiton: Suigadan"

"Suiton: Suikōdan no Jutsu"

Those were the attacks sent toward the blond shinobi who seemed calm and smirking…

'Wait, smirking why would he' the Kiri nin couldn't finish his mental question when the blond disappeared

"Stand still" Naruto whispered and the world stopped, he was bored but he would change that, he jumped towards his enemies…

"Twosome Time" Naruto said shooting at all the kiri nin in the place without even look at them a shoot to the left, then right, behind, up and down… in a quick move he took Cerberus

"Crystal" Naruto said freezing all the water jutsu and shattering them leaving him unharmed

Naruto snapped his fingers and the time started again, to outsiders it took a second and the bunshin splashed, the water froze and shattered and the last kiri nin were death…

"So, Reiki-chan, where are you?" Naruto said main emphasis in –chan

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Reiki snapped from her stupor, when he called her using the affective suffix, she was pissed and worried, the bastard was hell strong…

"Are everyone in position?" she asked to Doku and a now pale Shin both nodded… "Good, when I give the signal" again both nodded and melted in the earth and he called her again this time with the hime suffix causing her to blush… "At least the water is gone"

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"Reiki-hime, let's going to play" Naruto yelled in sing song tone….

"Hahaha, you really know how to humiliate your enemies" Kyuubi said

'I try my best but maybe if I call her my sweet love or…' Naruto didn't finish the sentence a tingle sensation…

"Sakura" Naruto said before being target of the earth?

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Reiki was waiting for the perfect moment to attack but it seemed useless and the time was short, the forces were using the Doton: Dochū Eigyo no Jutsu (Earth Release: Underground Projection Fish Technique) that let the Iwa nin breath under the earth for a sneak attack but it cost chakra per second and the blond haven't dropped the guard and then he yelled Sakura?

"Now" Reiki ordered and the Iwa nin sent their last attack one way or another

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Naruto forget the battle and paid a price soon after his rather loud call for Sakura he received the fierce attack of Iwa the earth around him explode sending and impaling chunks of rock on him

"Doton: Iwayado Kuzushi" a Iwa nin said looking the bloody mess once called Namikaze Naruto then others met him until all the nins were there to call for the last attack

"Doton: Retsudotenshō" they cried loud and the earth broke apart eating Naruto away…

"WE DID IT" the Iwa nin cried loud in happiness others just sat down after that long fight, almost five hours passed in the fight… then Doku and Shin with Reiki joined them

"Finally, now rest we may need strength to take the body to Iwa" Doku said but before continue the earth exploded with a huge dust cloud the first down was Doku who received a bullet in the head hitting the floor…

"WHAT THE FUCK NO WAY, YOU ARE DEATH" Shin cried loud looking at the blond with no single scratch…

"Now I am pissed" Naruto said without his cheerful voice the air was thick a filled with killer intent, Reiki was paralyzed in fear looking at Naruto who took his sword and rushed toward them…

"Stinger" he said impaling one Iwa nin the other tried to attack but were to slow…

"Prop Shredder" Naruto yelled slashing vertically another nin making him pieces

"Sword Pierce" Naruto said throwing Rebellion thrusting two Iwa nin and engaging the others with E&N

"Free Ride" Naruto said using a body as a board and killing shooting to the last shinobis until that only Shin and Reiki were alive

"Die bastard" Shin said rushing at Naruto who took Rebellion in one hand, the sword gained a red glow and Naruto looked at the attacker

"Drive" Naruto said sending a red wave the cut Shin in half

"He should have left" Naruto said walking toward Reiki…

"A..a…are…you going to…" Reiki stutter the killer intent was stunning but it disappeared

"No, I didn't want to kill all of you, fight is fun, but I don't enjoy killing at least not yet and I hope never, I defended myself" Naruto said until he was in front of the girl she have such beauty…

"What do you want?" she asked afraid of the warrior

Naruto leaned kissing her cheek and hugging her warping to another zone, in seconds they were in the Hokage monument…

"Go home, I don't care about you revenge or hate, I don't like my father either he destroyed my life too" Naruto said leaving a dumbfounded and madly blushing Reiki that had a huge inner conflict…

"Naruto" she whispered

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"Naruto!!!" Sakura cried when the blond figure of Naruto appeared in front of her, she used the kunai ten minutes ago but because of the lack of response she thought the worst both she saw him panting with blood over the pants, E&N in his waist shirtless and coatless, with Rebellion at hand…

"Yo" Naruto said before fall unconscious

"Great, now I have two passed out teammates" Sakura said taking Naruto towards them not lacking worry for his blond teammate she didn't missed a small bag of red leather that he have in his left hand she opened just to find lots of scrolls Heaven and Earth, what she missed was the Oto team watching from the shadows…

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Sorry for the late update I was waiting for my new beta to give me green light but it never came so enjoy…

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