It's a Good Thing Greg House is a Doctor, 'Cause He'd Never Make it As:

- Binky the Birthday Clown.

- Wallmart Greeter

- Maitre' De at Super Happy Family Food Palace

- FTD Florist

- Any Character What-so-ever at Disneyland

- The Guy in the Glad Commercials

- Mr. Clean

- Mickey Mouse Club member

- Bloomingdale Santa

- Easter Bunny

- Jr. High School Counsellor

- Diagnostician By Day, By Night - Carebear!

- Cowboy Poet

- Anyone from Newfoundland

Part I of Wounded Ways will be posted before Christmas