It's a Good Thing Greg House is a Doctor, 'Cause He'd Never Make it As:
- Binky the Birthday Clown.
- Wallmart Greeter
- Maitre' De at Super Happy Family Food Palace
- FTD Florist
- Any Character What-so-ever at Disneyland
- The Guy in the Glad Commercials
- Mr. Clean
- Mickey Mouse Club member
- Bloomingdale Santa
- Easter Bunny
- Jr. High School Counsellor
- Diagnostician By Day, By Night - Carebear!
- Cowboy Poet
- Anyone from Newfoundland
Part I of Wounded Ways will be posted before Christmas