Dear Mr. Diary,
Today I broke Edwards piano. I tried to play… But it wouldn't play! I got really mad because it WOULDN'T play what I was trying to play. So I smashed it and bit it. And... now we have a vampire piano. We're torching it at noon. That's 10 minutes. I also threw Jasper's clothes out the window at 6:30 am. That was funny. He had to go outside naked. And he had to run at a human speed because we had visitors. The girls were staring at him. Edward wouldn't give Jasper clothes so that's why he had to go outside. Then Jasper kicked my butt. But then at 7:30ish am I put leeches on Edward. He got mad and threw scissors, screaming, "YOU IDIOT WE DON'T HAVE BLOOD!" So yeah that was funny. And I tried to push Rose into a gym and she said, "Stop pestering me." and stuffed sweaty socks in my mouth. They tasted sweaty. So now I'm not pestering anyone… yet.
That's all Mr. Diary, good bye.
Ps- Don't tell Edward I hide his studded belt in Canada.
A few hours later...
"MR. DIARY!" I screamed, "YOU TOLD EDWARD! HOW COULD YOU!? AFTER EVERYTHING I'VE TOLD YOU!" –sob- "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!? I LOVED YOU!"
The book shrugged, "I couldn't help it, Emmett. Edward gave me 12$ to tell him"
I almost cried, "You're cheating on me!? You could've called!"
"But I did!"
"Oh! I must've not gotten my phone!"
The book looked suspicious… "Um of course not!"
I gasped, "GASP! YOU! YOU TEXT ME!?"
The diary's eyes got wide, and I continued, "Ohmygosh! I thought that was Rose...So I ignored it!"
The diary sighed, "Well I'm going back into the drawer now."
"DAMN STRAIGHT YOU ARE!" I said, heartbroken.
Then I shoved him into the drawer.