Vader's Wish

Author's Note: I own neither Oh My Goddess nor Star Wars. If I did, I wouldn't be writing this here. I'd be making millions of dollars instead of using up my time doing this for no money.

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In Heaven, the computer system Yggdrasil had a big bug in it, although none of the gods there knew it yet. The bug was affecting the computer's ability to show a correct profile of some mortals. This would seem minor but it turned into a major problem for everyone soon enough, trust me.

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Meanwhile, in the Star Wars galaxy, Darth Vader was sitting in his personal command chamber aboard the Super Star Destroyer Executor. He had just gotten through with massacring a bunch of Rebels and was taking some time to meditate in the Dark Side of the Force.

Suddenly General Veers walked in on him, clearly nervous. Vader could understand this, as interrupting him with anything less than very important news was a one-way ticket to death.

"There had better be a good reason you interrupted me, General Veers." Vader growled.

"Yes, L-Lord Vader. The Emperor wanted you to call him." stammered Veers.

"OK, then. Get out."

"Yes, sir." said Veers, walking out as fast as he could.

"Alright," Vader thought to himself, "What was Palpatine's number again?"

Vader began dialing a number into his holoprojector. It flickered and switched on but no image was yet showing.

"Come on already," thought Vader.

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In Heaven, Yggdrasil received Vader's wrong number of a call. It looked at his profile, and because of the bug, it only showed his deeds before he had become a Sith Lord. Therefore, Yggdrasil put the call through to the Goddess Relief Office.

Vader was shocked as the image of the goddess Belldandy appeared on his holoprojector. "What the hell? Oh it must have just been a wrong number, my bad. I'll terminate the link right now."

The image of Belldandy said, "You've reached the Goddess Relief Office. Please wait, I'll take your request in person."

"Wait what do you mean?" yelled Vader as the image disappeared. Then out of the corner of his eye, he saw the mirror behind him begin to glow. Unlike most who would have watched in shock and awe, he immediately drew his lightsaber and activated it.

Belldandy's hands appeared out of the mirror first and moved around as if looking for something to hold onto. Soon her head and upper body emerged, too. She was looking down.

She said, "Good even-'' She stooped when she looked up and saw a lightsaber pointed directly at her face.

"Don't move," said Darth Vader.

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Well that was my first chapter. What do you think? Reviews are encouraged.