For his mansion, not a house but a crypt

Ever since his brain got kinda chipped

If "impotence" weren't enough, he

Fell in love with a slayer named Buffy

Let's go up!

First he's lookin' after her sister

The second vamp who couldn't resist her

Then he's finding ways to assist her

And when she died he found that he missed her

Got a soul at great personal cost

If you fight with me

Just do right by me

And the world you swore to defend…

Say goodbye to the vamps you stake

Say goodbye to the spells you make

Say goodbye to the hearts you break

And the Hellmouth that we closed

She has a pun for every melee

Knocks 'em flat with her repartee

(Though the punches probably help)

She's a hero, and her friends agree

If you say, "Spike, I love you"

I'll see your apocalypse through

Sorry for being so mean

To try and kill you

When you were 17

If you fight with me

Just do right by me

And the world you swore to defend…

Say goodbye to the vamps you stake

Say goodbye to the spells you make

Say goodbye the hearts you break

And the Hellmouth that we closed

So say goodbye to the guy you knew

Say goodbye to the beasts you slew

(I'll say goodbye to Dru)

And the Hellmouth that we closed

So say goodbye to being alone

Say goodbye to being tear-prone

Say goodbye to the nightmare zone

Of the Hellmouth that we closed

Say goodbye to a lovesick git

Walk away from a sunken pit

I once said it wouldn't hurt a bit

The Hellmouth that we closed

To the last of the show

To the world you know

Say goodbye to the men you make

And the Hellmouth that we closed