I don't know where this idea came from, but I like it! Hopefully it's not too confusing to understand :)
R Remus (Comes in later)
C Right then, do you both know why your here, Mr Potter and Mr Black?
J Yes... I lit- I mean we lit Snivellus on fire...
S It was an accident! But really, I thought he'd catch alight much quicker, what with all the grease and everything-
C Please Mr Black, we don't need to get into details. So you both know that-
J That that slimy git Snape told Dumbledore on us so we have to come to these counseling sessions to 'help us find where we went wrong..'
S WHAT? I WAS TOLD WE WERE GETTING ICE-CREAM! God.. besides, it was just a little match.. and some gasoline..
C Yes, like I said, please, no need to go into details, the point is, Mr Snape is in St Mungo's, so we must figure out a suitable punishment for you two, as well as find the cause for your odd behaviour
S What's your name?
C I- that's not important!
S I would feel much more comfortable if I knew who I was talking to!
C Very well, I shall tell you my name if you will stop scratching your private area
S I- Deal.
C Thank-you! My name is Patricia
S Can I call you Pat?
C No, Counselor is fine
C NO! Now, Mr Potter, let's start with you. Do you have any- Mr Black, please, stop scratching!
S Sorry Pat, I'm just bored!
C You scratch your private area when your bor- never mind, now, Mr Potter, do you have any issues at home? What are your parents like?
J Well, my dad isn't home often, he's an auror so- OHH PADFOOT! WHAT DID YOU EAT? Ohh that stinks!
S Sorry, I didn't think you'd notice..
J Well I didn't notice until I thought someone had set off a dungbomb!
S Sorry mate, it's that pumpkin juice, you know what it does to me!
J So why drink it?
S Pete dared me, said he'd give me 10 sickles... come to think of it, I still don't have those sickles...
C Do you think we could please continue?
J Can you open the window please? Thanks.
C Right, so Mr Potter-
J Please, call me James!
C Erm, James, so your father is never around?
J No, not never, just rarely, he's great fun to be around though!
C So, whats your mother like?
S Ooh I wouldn't take that James
J Don't worry Padfoot, I'm sure Patty meant my mother no disrespect. Mum's cool, but Sirius is always leaving dog footprints on the floor, which angers her.
C Dog footprints? Why would he leave dog- wait, do you two live together?
J Dog footprints? I didn't say dog footprints. And yeah, Sirius' family suck so he lives with us as of two years ago!
C James, I'm sure his family isn't that b-
S Uhh, yes they are, my family cut off the heads of our house elves and hang them on the wall and when I was seven, she stuck a portrait of herself in our hallway so I couldn't sneak out at night. Oh, and my cousin Bellatrix threw my teddy bear in the fire when I was 9...
C Well Mr Black, it seams you have a lot on your mind...
J Yeah right, when pigs fly
S Actually James, we tested that theory with Moony when we built that giant catapult and send Henry flying across the boys dormitory and into the girls... Merry Christmas indeed...
J Peter's pig
C Peter has a pig?
S Had a pig.. poor Henry, we never saw him again...
C Right... Well I've heard about your families, so why don't you tell me about your little group of friends? Professor McGonagall told me you boys are in a trouble making group that you like to call the Marauders? Is that correct?
J We are not trouble making! Trouble finds us!
S IT'S TRUE! IT'S ALL TRUE! WE'RE OUT OF CONTROL I TELL YOU!
C Mr Black, please sit down and stop pretending to cry on Mr Potter's shoulder..
S Sure thing Patty!
C Right.. well, tell me about the Marauders!
J If we tell you, I'm afraid we'll have to kill you
S I remember when you said that to Peter in our first year.. he wet his pants that night!
C Peter? Tell me about Peter, is he a Marauder?
S He's more of a half Marauder, he never pays us after he loses a bet and he never joins in on dares, but yeah, otherwise he's cool.
C So that's what the Marauder's are? Darers and bet makers?
J Lady, you have no idea.
S Hehe... Lady... good one Prongs!
C Prongs? What's Prongs?
J We all have nicknames for each other, I'm Prongs, Sirius here is Padfoot, Remus is Moony and Pete is Wormtail.
S Pete didn't get to choose his name
J He wanted Prongs, but rats don't have prongs, I've been explaining that to him for years
C What do rats have to do with anything?
J Nothing, nothing at all...
R Excuse me, but Professor McGonagall told me to come here, are you Patricia Rosse?
C Yes come in! You must be Remus Lupin
J Hey Moony! Finally get out of detention?
R No, Binns fell asleep, so I walked out and bumped into McGonagall...
S Well now your stuck here with two mad men and a shrink
C Right, well why don't you tell us about yourself?
S He's a werewolf.
C What? Really?
J No, he's joking, right Padfoot?
S Ouch! Prongs that was my foot! -I mean, yeah, I was kidding, does he look like a werewolf to you?
C Right... anyway, tell me about yourself Mr Lupin
R Um.. well I live at home with my Dad and I love books I guess...
C You don't have a mother?
R Well, no, she died when I was little
C Oh, I'm sorry dear
S Way to go Patty!
C Well I'm afraid that's all we have time for today, I'll see you three next week.
S How come Peter doesn't have to go to these things?
R He wasn't there when you set Snape on fire
J Hehehe, fire...
C Please just leave!
S Bye Patty!
J See you next wee-
Sorry it's short, it's getting late where I am so I've decided to put the next chapter on hold, it's not going to be a long story so next chapter should just about wrap it up!
Thanks for reading, please tell me how I did! R&R!