Disclaimer: These guys this refers to are not mine, they are RAS's. Neither do the lyrics these songs are based off of belong to me.

A/N Okay, you guys convinced me: I'm writing another song-fic-ish thing, and hopefully I'll pass under the radar of the mods. /shifty eyes/

To celebrate Christmas, originally I was going to do a Christmas Special, but this is much easier and just as fun. The inspiration for doing this comes from Ritz-Myst-Sekamu, who writes over in the Rurouni Kenshin section of this website. My sister loves you guys.

Drizzt Got Run Over by a Reindeer

a fanfiction

by Tiggermyk


Drizzt got run over by a reindeer,

Walking home from Silverymoon Christmas Eve,

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

But as for me and Catti we believe.

(end chorus)

He'd been drinking too much holy water,

And we begged him not to go,

But he'd forgot his Icingdeath scimitar,

As he staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found him Christmas morning,

At the scene of the attack,

He had hoofprints on his forehead,

And incriminating Claus-marks down his back.


Now the goose is on the table,

And the pudding made of orc (ah!)

And the purple and violet candles,

That just would have matched the orbs in Drizzt's face.

It's not Christmas without Drizzt,

All the dwarves are dressed in black,

And we just can't help but wonder,

Should we open up his gifts or send them back.

(Send them back!)


Now we're all so proud of Catti,

She's been taking this so well,

See her in there with the halfling,

Drinking beer and swapping spit with Wulfgar.

I've warned all of Mithril Hall,

Better watch out for yourselves,

They should never give a license,

To a guy who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.


(Sing it, Catti!)