Who Wants to Race Me?

An Original Story by Writer's Blah

© Writer's Blah, 2007

DISCLAIMER/WRITER'S NOTE: Here is the final SpongeBob SquarePants fic I will write in a while, excluding those written by my sister. It is also the marking of a string of my new genre, (Itanu's current favorite) Sonic the Hedgehog. Although the crossover itself is odd, do not take it that this story will suck like rotten eggs. As you should know already, I do not own SpongeBob SquarePants or Sonic the Hedgehog. SpongeBob Squarepants is owned by Stephen Hillenburg, Nickelodeon, and United Plankton, Ltd. Sonic the Hedgehog is owned by Yuji Naka, Sega, and Sonic Team.

Happy Holidays, and Happy New Year!


Note: This song is sung by Sandy Cheeks, and is a track from the Best Day Ever music CD. I do not own it.

Who wants to race me?

You've got a lot of gumpsin' if you do

Pick up the pace, you'll only chase me

The best you're gonna do is number two.

Who wants to race me?

Better man than you have tried and failed

Where's the fool who'll try to ace me?

All the meat you're gonna see's my bushy tail.

I'll take up like a shot

Leaving you so far behind

And I'm savin' you a spot right here at the finish line!

I got here faster than a grease pig with a rocket in high-gear tied to its tail sliding down an icy rollercoaster track trying to get home for supper in two minutes!!


Who wants to race me?

I thought you "was" a snail 'cause you're so slow!

You won't see hide nor hair teeny tiny trace me

On your mark, get ready, get set, now go, man, go!!


Who wants to race me?

Let's do one more lap; I'm ready to go!

You'll never pin or show replace me!

On your mark, get ready, get set, now go, man, go!!

On your mark, get ready, get set, now go, man, GO!!!!!!!!

Don't worry, this chapter only consisted of the song. The next chapter will be longer.