Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto. Do own Poli the Bear. He's MINE. Don't sue, thank you.
"Gaara, put the gourd down."
"What if I don't want to?"
"I said put it down."
"And I said no."
"Put it down, gaara."
"Put. It. Down."
He stuck out his tongue.
"Now panda-chan, before I make you."
"When you say panda-chan, I assume you're talking to me?"
"Yes, now put it down panda-chan."
"I'm curious, where did panda-chan come from?"
"Well, you look like a panda with those dark rings around your eyes."
-pouts- "Well, it's not like its my fault I can't sleep. I have insomnia. It's a disease. I have a freaking disease!" sniff
"No, you have a freaking diamond trapped inside you. I'm a medi-nin, I know disease inside and out, definitely enough to tell you that you don't have one. Now suck it up, and take that gourd off."
"No! I'm in the middle of a pitty party here, and if you don't want to join Mr. Snuffles and I, then you can just leave."
"Yes, Mr. Snuffles." He held up a white teddy bear.
"HEY! Wait a minute, that's mine! What are you doing with my Poli?"
"Your…? No, you must be mistaking, Mr. Snuffles is definitely mine."
"Poli is definitely mine. MINE I TELL YOU, MINE!!!!"
Gaara looked at the bear, then back to Sakura, and again to Poli the bear (A.K.A. Mr. Snuffles) "Me thinks someone needs to lay off the crazy pills."
"Hey is for horses and cows like you."
"Are you calling me a cow?"
"Gaara" she began in a threatening voice.
"Ok, ok, you can have Mr. Snuffles, just don't kill me!!!"
"I couldn't kill you Gaara, you're my fiancé. What would they think when they saw the body? Now stop avoiding the topic. I asked you to take off your gourd, now do it before I make you and kill Mr. Snuffles."
"Not Mr. Snuffles!!! Anyone but him!!! You can have anyone! My assistant, my sister, hell, you can even have my fiancé…"
"I am your fiancé, idiot!"
"Ohh… sorry Saku….Honey? Are you ok? ……… Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhh!!! DON'T KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M Too YOUNG TO DIE!!!!!"
"TAKE OFF THE FUCKING GOURD AND GET TO FUCKING BED!!! YOU'VE BEEN GONE FAR TOO LONG AND I MISSED YOU!!!!"
"Oh, sorry, I'll just get going then."
"Thank you panda-chan." She said sweetly
"and the call me bipolar."