This is still the sequel to Anything is Possible in the Mall. And I still don't own anything of importance.
You guys deserve an ending, no matter how bad it is. Once again, I am terribly sorry.
"So, What shall I have you do..? I know exactly. Jacob-"
"What is it Alice, I was just about to-"
"Really, before you do, why don't we add just one more rule? Can we do a pairs thing…seeing as there are so many of us, it may make it easier."
"I…Uh…we…" everybody else looked sheepish, and Eddie knew they were going to agree with me. "DANG!" I guess he was just depressed about not being able to humiliate Jacob alone. "Fine…we can all pick partners…" he grumbled incoherently about things under his breath.
Jacob looked around…and then ran and yelled "I CALL EMBRY!!!!" Then and there…Quil looked like he was about to cry.
"Dude…man…what about me?" Jacob looked guilty, like a kid caught stealing from a bank, er, I mean cookie jar.
After a few tears, three or four man hugs and butt bumps, we were finally ready to start. Edward looked like he was going to burst. I figured we better start soon or I would be washing Edward guts out of my hair for days.
His left eye was started to twitch and I was worried he would end up like Carlisle. So I nodded for him to start.
He cleared his throat and then started "Okay, Jacob and…Embry? You have to go around and eat someone."
"Eat someone? You have got to be kidding, man. You know we don't eat people, that's what you leeches do." Jacob was mad; he didn't like Edward unorthodox choice of a dare.
"Jacob! I am HURT!" Edward put his hand to his chest and leaned away, pretending his ego was wounded. "But, you wont just be going as yourselves, but I do think you might scare quite a few people if you do, You have to go around as Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf."
Embry was a little scared, so he stuttered when he said "Dude, you know those are from two different stories, right?"
"I know. But good luck choosing who gets to be which one." The dogs just looked at each other, trying to come up with something. The eventually settled on an arm-wrestle, but while they were doing it, Edward paid Seth fifty bucks to tickle Jacob and make him lose.
Basically, Jacob's color is not red. And she should never been seen in a revealing costume like that ever again. Edward couldn't find a kids costume store, but managed to find one at Pleasure Island. And he came back with a…well, calling it a costume would really be a lie considering that there wasn't to much fabric (definitely not enough for our liking) to save up from years upon years of therapy and trauma. Fortunately for Embry, Edward found a better wolf costume. It covered more at least. The …it…was just, wow. It was really creepy. (Picture in my profile :)
And so they started off. It was really weird, I am not sure what Edward said to them but it made them act like they were high. And Quil got very depressed when he saw this because he knew Jake was smoking something and wouldn't share. I will never understand this Quiletes…
So, they were walking down the little alleyway thing, (passing the sword in the stone and some really disturbed men) and came upon an old and elderly man.. Embry got really into it and bit his arm. Jacob was really creeped out, and smacked him off the head. I wasn't there (in mind) to see more.
I immediately got a vision of someone in a hospital, all of a sudden, the heart monitor stopped next to the patient. Who ever it was just died. The next thing that happened was the doctor saying "Charlie…"
IT WAS CHARLIE! CHARLIE DIED! WE HAVE GOT TO BACK TO FORKS!
On the plane ride up to Forks I got another vision of Charlie, but he wasn't dead, he was very much alive and he was giving out orders to other officers. This was very peculiar…
We were driving home, so very solemn for cutting our vacation short, but even more confused when we saw a little werewolf, Colin? I think that was him. Well, Colin was tied to a tree, and had a huge sign taped across his chest. He was covered in makeup, for some odd reason. Why would he be tortured like that? I took a look at the sign and found my answer.
"I have been a bad little wolf, I thought about phasing in front of the Chief of Police."
Sorry, for everything you guys, you have been so nice and great and spectacular and fantastic and amazing. I don't deserve you guys. But you do deserve an ending, and this is what I have come up with. Some of you have read most of it, because I sent it to you, but I added to it, to finish it off. Thanks again.
This probably doesn't make any sense, and I know Alice cannot see werewolves, but we are just going to pretend. :) Basically, Colin was going to phase in front of Charlie, killing him, but someone stopped him and tied him to a tree as means of reprimanding him.
Again, so sorry words cannot describe it.