You're a Mean One Mr. Vlad

Adapted from the song, "You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch" by: Hordak's Pupil

Disclaimer: They say Christmas is the time for miracles but I still don't own Danny Phantom or the Grinch. Danny belongs to Nickelodeon and the Grinch belongs to Dr. Seuss

Author's Notes: Happy Holidays one and all. I have a oneshot song in honor of Christmas. Who doesn't love the Karloff Grinch so I came up with this little ditty.

Verse One

You're a mean one, Mr. Vlad, you really are an eel. You're as cuddly as a worm dancing in meal- Mr. Vlad You're a Fruit Loop with a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Vlad; your heart's as black as coal. You're brain is full of cobras I doubt you have a soul Mr. Vlad- I wouldn't touch you with a thirty nine and a half foot pole!

Verse Two

You're a vile one, Mr. Vlad; you have venom in your smile. You have all the tender sweetness of Skulker's diseased bile Mr. Vlad- Given the choice between the two of you I'd pick the um…Skulker's diseased bile.

You're so rotten, Mr. Vlad, you're the king of every sin. Your heart's a dead orange splotched with moldy purple spots Mr. Vlad. You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with Ectoplasmic Sauce.

Verse Three

You nauseate me, Mr. Vlad, you want me to puke. You're a crooked, dirty businessman and you make dirty deals Mr. Vlad- You're soul is a toxic waste dump, containing every toxin, venom and poison known to man, collecting in pots and boiling till it congeals.

You're a foul one, Mr. Vlad; your heart's a mount of junk. Your soul is so heavy it makes a sound like clunk Mr. Vlad- The three word that best describe you as a follows and I quote "You're, A, Punk"

The End.