The Internet Was Meant For Yaoi

By Shounen-Ai

I seriously lost my funniness....


"We interrupt this program with the following broadcast!" Naruto tilted his head in confusion at the sudden ad that blocked him from entering his usual chat room. Soon the words disappeared and were replaced by a picture of him. "Today. Hokage Tsunade-sama has officially proclaimed the day to be Naruto day. For this one day only, all are allowed to lust after this adorable Blondie." Naruto hopped from his seat, gaping in horror. "WHAT!? BAA-CHAN!!! YOUR CRAZY!!! WHAT DID I DO TO YOU?!" Soon Naruto remembered a certain prank he had pulled on her a few days ago.

"Oh right..."

"From now on, the day of March 6, the holiday: Naruto Day, is now activated. Thank you for your time." The ad vanished, soon logging him into a very crowded chat room.

Sasuke: Naruto. Come over this instant. I do not want anyone touching you besides me.

PaleDestiny: He is up for grabs today Uchiha. Stop being so stingy.

DoggyDog: Yo Naruto! Wanna come over and eat some ramen with me!?

LazyDay: Troublesome.

RedSand: Are you ready to die today as well Inuzuka?

YOUTHFUL-LEE: NARUTO-CHAN! PLEASE ALLOW ME TO TAKE YOU ON A DATE OF YOUTH AND ROMANCE!!

OhhPointy: No way! I want a date with Naru-chan!!

BlondeBabe: Oh wow. So many suitors for are little Naru-chan! I wanna be one! Naru-chan!! Please go on a date with me!

YuriYaoiFanboy: I should be allowed to have the first date since I am the oldest of all of you.

Naruto began to panic at the sudden uproar. He also could hear a chant of his name from the windows as well. "I don't wanna be rape! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!" Naruto snapped the cords of the computer out the sockets, allowing the computer to automatically shut down. Soon he was racing around his room, collecting items and stuffing them into his favorite bag. "I'm sorry house. But I will die if I stay any longer." He bowed respectfully before poofing out the room just in time. The door busted opened and was soon filled with honry teens and adults.

Naruto soon appeared outside the Konoha gates and made a run for a random direction. "I'm free!!!" Tears of joy fell as he laughed happily to himself and thought of the many thing he'd do once he found a new home to settled in. 'I better make sure its a all girl village first!' He giggled just imagining himself pampared by beautiful females.

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One Hour Later

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Sasuke looked around the destroyed room for his lover. He was nowhere in site. The computer had been toppled over. The bed had been broken into pieces. He noticed well that Naruto's underwear drawer had been raved and so had some of his clothes. But what he noticed the most was that most of the precious things Naruto owned were missing. The frog wallet, the fox plushie, the cat sleeping cat, and his headband.

"He ran away." he muttered to himself as a dark aura covered his body.

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Naruto stared in awe as the girls surround him.

"Awww! He's so adorable!!"

"Hi sweetie! Would you like to stay with me at my inn?"

"No way! I want him to stay with me!!"

"Please come to the hot springs with me!!"

"I want him to come with me as well!"

"Me too!"

The girls giggled, clinging to Naruto.

Naruto felt as if he had died and gone to heaven.

'I'm home!!'


Shounen-Ai's Note: Do not worry. Naruto will be back in the arms of the horny Konoha soon.

Naruto: Noooo!! I like it here!!! [Cries] KONOHA IS CRAZY!!!

Sasuke:..............

Naruto:....what?

Sasuke:......[Sulking]

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