Timeline: "Dr. Who"- Just before Bad Wolf, "Firefly"- Out of Gas, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"- "Not that anyone cares what I say, but the restaurant is at the other end of the universe."
Genre: Humor/science fiction
Pairings: Kaylee/Simon, Trill/Arthur, Zaphod/VP, Wash/Zoë
Disclaimer: I don't own these people. I just borrow them for a bit, make them work my will, then put them right back. Joss owns "Firefly", Russell owns "Dr. Who", and "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" is kind of a joint ownership, because it was written as a book, then made into a movie. It still belongs to both of its respected owners, however. I will not claim ownership for any of these characters, space ships, or time machines, nor will I claim to have created the quadrant of space that they currently occupy, because that was in someone else's mind at some point, and not necessarily mine. Wait… I'm not even in my own mind… I'm out of my mind… snicker… especially if I'm doing this on my free-time… hmm… maybe I should try to rethink my life. Hold the phone… what life? I have no life. This is my life… I'm a sad excuse for a pitiful carbon based life form…
"Not that anyone cares what I say, but the restaurant is at the other end of the universe," Marvin stated monotonously, looking over at Trillian.
"Right!" she spun the Heart of Gold around and hit the Infinite Improbability button, "This should help."