A/N: All right. I started on the 12 days of Christmas (as sung by Hermione) I have a bit of it, but I'd LOVE to see what you all would add, SOOOOOO I'm putting up the first three verses and want to see what sick, twisted and hilarious things you add . . . so go crazy. I need a laugh tonight Please use the review board for your additions.

The 12 Days of Christmas (As Sung by Hermione Granger)

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
an orgasm that made me go SQUEEEEEE!

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
two rim jobs and an orgasm that made me go SQUEEEEEE!

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a three-fingered popping, two rim jobs and an orgasm that made me go SQUEEEEEE!


NOW, TAKE IT AWAY YA"LL!!! lololol.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
[INSERT LYRICS HERE a three-fingered popping, two rim jobs and an orgasm that made me go SQUEEEEEE!

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
[INSERT LYRICS HERE a three-fingered popping, two rim jobs and an orgasm that made me go SQUEEEEEE!

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
[INSERT LYRICS HERE a three-fingered popping, two rim jobs and an orgasm that made me go SQUEEEEEE!

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
[INSERT LYRICS HERE a three-fingered popping, two rim jobs and an orgasm that made me go SQUEEEEEE!

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
[INSERT LYRICS HERE a three-fingered popping, two rim jobs and an orgasm that made me go SQUEEEEEE!

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me[
INSERT LYRICS HERE a three-fingered popping, two rim jobs and an orgasm that made me go SQUEEEEEE!

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
[INSERT LYRICS HERE a three-fingered popping, two rim jobs and an orgasm that made me go SQUEEEEEE!

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
[INSERT LYRICS HERE a three-fingered popping, two rim jobs and an orgasm that made me go SQUEEEEEE!

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
[INSERT LYRICS HERE a three-fingered popping, two rim jobs and an orgasm that made me go SQUEEEEEE!