The Night Sasuke Went Crazy

Title: The Night Sasuke Went Crazy

Summary: Thanks to Weird Al Yankovich we've all heard about when Santa went crazy. But what about the night when our emo Uchiha went crazy?

Disclaimer: I don't own the song 'The Night Santa Went Crazy' or Naruto.

Pairings: Umm none that I can think of.

Warnings: If you've heard the song I won't have to explain it. But for those who haven't…character death.

Winter-Rae: This is me being bored and probably one of the only 'Christmas' related things you'll see from me; unless I get inspired of course. Please enjoy. Oh, if you like Sasuke you might not like this but I really don't care since it made me giggle. This is also sung to the tune of 'The Night Santa Went Crazy' by Weird Al Yankovich you MUST listen to it while you read this; it'll make it funnier.


The Night Sasuke Went Crazy

Down in Konoha all the shinobi are exchanging toys;

With some kunai for the girls and some smoke bombs for the boys.

When the Uchiha stumbled in, nearly scared them half to death;

He had his katana in his hand and cheap sake on his breath.

From his duck ass shaped head to his toes he was covered in cursed seals.

Like Orochimaru's subordinates as they sat back on their heels.

Then he said to them all, with a Mangekyo Sharingan in his eye.

"Merry Christmas to all! Now you're all gonna DIE!"


The night Sasuke went crazy.

The night the Uchiha went insane.

Realized he losing his fan base.

Something finally must have snapped in his brain.


Well all of Konoha's gone now he decided to bomb it;

Everywhere you'll find pieces of Kankurou and his puppets.

And he tied up his team mates and he held Kiba hostage,

And he ground up Chouji into big bone sausage!

He got Neji and Tenten with an old German Lugar,

And he slashed up poor Ino just like Freddy Kruger,

And he picked up a flamethrower and he burned up Akamaru;

Then he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like BBQ!"


The night Sasuke went crazy.

The night the little emo went nuts.

Now you can hardly walk around Konoha,

Without stepping in Shikamaru's guts.


There's the ANBU and the weird looking Sai.

There's a van full of Akatsuki and Deidara's flying around in the sky.

And the shuriken are flying, the body counts rising, and everyone's dying,

And oh, oh Sasuke why?

My, my, my, my, my, my,

You never were such a jolly guy.


Yes my friends now Sasuke's doing time;

In a federal prison for his infamous crime.

Hey little fan girls don't you cry now more tears;

He'll be out with good behaviour in 700 more years!

But now Gaara's still in therapy and Temari's still nervous,

And the Akatsuki all got jobs working for the postal service,

And they say Kakashi well he's on the phone every night,

With his lawyer negotiating the movie rights!


They're talking 'bout!

The night Sasuke went crazy.

The night that he just went and flipped

Read some fan fiction about him and Naruto

Sounds to me like he was kinda getting pissed.


The night Sasuke went crazy.

The night the Uchiha went insane.

Realized he losing his fan base.

Something finally must have snapped in his brain.

Woo hoo something finally must have snapped in his brain.

Tell ya something finally must have snapped in his brain.


Winter-Rae: Oh I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did. Don't flame me, I went and killed characters I like too okay, so it's nothing personal against them. This is only meant to be funny. Thanks for reading! Cheers! And MERRY CHRISTMAS!