CSI-Miami

A Day In The Life Of The Miami Dade Crime Lab

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Horatio stood facing away from the person he was talking to. He rested his chin on his chest, took his glasses off, and put them on again.

"You should not have done that, Mr bad guy. You should not have done that."

Then he looked out of the window.

Calleigh flounced into the room.

"Miss Duquesne," said Horatio without looking round, "Have you come in here to state the obvious?"

"Well yes," she drawled. "We must put in these plot devices so that our average viewer can understand all the technical jargon." She flicked her flowing blonde hair, showing up just how thin H's was.

"Go ahead then Miss Duquesne, go ahead."

"The DNA of the Bad Guy matches that which Eric found at the crime scene."

"So……that means…."

"Yes! It was his DNA."

Horatio put his head back down and took his glasses off. Then he lifted his head and spoke to Calleigh over his shoulder.

"Very good, Miss Duquesne, very good."

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"Is that the trace I found at the crime scene?" said Eric, knowing full well it was otherwise what would be the point of coming into Natalia's little room.

"Yes, Eric. And here come the results now."

She tore of the print out and handed it to Eric.

"It was a hair."

"Just a moment, Natalia. I need to get Calleigh in here. There is some obvious here that needs stating."

Eric returned with Calleigh.

"Right, where were we? Oh yes. 'It was a hair'."

"Could you get any DNA off it?"

"No Eric," said Natalia, "There was no tag."

"You mean," said Calleigh, (Attention now, readers, here's a plot device.) "You mean it didn't have that knobby bit on the end?"

"Yes Calleigh."

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"This baby didn't see it coming." said Alexx, stroking the corpse.

"Why do you say that, Alexx," said Calleigh, flicking her hair.

"So what are you doing down here, Calleigh?" said Alexx. "Another plot device?"

"I've come down so that a simple explanation of single syllable words can be given for the benefit of our less intelligent readers." She drawled in that annoying Texas accent. "He does not seem to be moving. Why is that?"

"This baby boy is dead." explained Alexx.

"Oh" said Calleigh. "Why do you say that?"

"He's not moving, Calleigh."

"Does Horatio know about this?"

"I don't think so." Alexx said worriedly. "It is a good job you came down here when you did."

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"So," said Horatio, facing the other way again. (Why does he do that?) "What is this about the corpse that Alexx has."

Calleigh flicked her hair. "It seems it is dead."

Horatio bent his head forwards and took off his glasses. "Is it indeed, Miss Duquesne, is it indeed?"

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Police Officers surround a beach house where the perp is hiding. Said perp is armed with a semi automatic.

Horatio takes out his little pop gun, without a flak vest, walks sideways into the house. The armed MDPD officers stand back and don't provide back up otherwise Horatio's bravery will be overshadowed. Perp fires semi automatic at Horatio and misses.

Horatio arrests perp.

Horatio turns away from everyone, puts his chin on his chest, removes his glasses and lifts his head.

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