Ramirez: Yep, I'm back to this again.
Wolf: Last chapter you said this was coming at a more reasonable date. It's been THREE YEARS. Where were you?
Fox: Besides, no one cares anymore.
Ramirez: Well, that's what you guys think. I bet someone cares.
Krystal: Don't you think this is too old?
Falco: Aren't you too old?
Krystal: (slaps Falco)
Ramirez: Okay guys and gals, let's get back to where we left off. I might have skipped a few, so if I did, I'm sorry.
To Wolf: You are awesome on so many levels but I hate having to shoot you down as Fox. Can you kick Fox in the nuts for me?
Wolf: Heck yeah, I'll do that.
Fox: What? Get away from me! (Runs from Wolf)
Panther: Panther thinks Wolf is a tool.
Peppy: He pretty much is one since he always does what someone else says.
Falco: Hey, Wolf? Go jump off a cliff.
Wolf: (kicking Fox in the nuts) You're next, bird brain.
Krystal: Next question, please?
To Krystal: What's up with those tail rings and why do you have them?
Krystal: Well, I-
Falco: Don't really care so let's move on.
Bill: Let her finish, dude.
Leon: Silence, hippie.
Bill: Chill, man. It's all cool here.
Krystal: Ahem. As I was saying, I-
Falco: No one cares, Krystal, don't you get it? We didn't care about your past in any of the games, much less your hideous fashion.
Peppy: Why did you say that?
Fox: Yeah, Falco, you're being a prick right now.
Falco: Fox, you call me another name and I'll show everyone those pictures from that 2009 Christmas party we had at Katt's house.
Fox: YOU. WOULDN'T.
Falco: (whips out pictures)
Fox: NO! (tries to take pictures from Falco)
Krystal: I'll answer this while they're both preoccupied. I mostly wear them as a fashion statement. Also, they keep my tail from being too bushy.
To Wolf: How did you lose your eye?
Wolf: 'Cause Panther's a pointy prick.
Panther: Wolfie is mad because Panther slashed him with my claws in a fair game.
Wolf: Rock, Paper, Scratches isn't a fair game, doofus.
Panther: Panther thinks Wolfie's a doofus.
Peppy: Calling him "Wolfie" is kind of gay.
Fox: You're against gays, Peppy?
Peppy: What? I didn't say that.
Falco: Fox is taking up for gays? Haha, faggot.
Ramirez: Speaking of which, I got a lot of messages from people calling me names because I used a lot of gay jokes. Instead of calling me names, people, why don't you just give me suggestions so I can use them? Also, I'm not anti-gay, I just find the jokes funny.
Katt: Yeah, you losers completely filled up his inbox with hate mail.
To Fox: Why didn't you keep Krystal's staff?
Fox: Actually, Krystal has it.
Krystal: I have it in my quarters on the Great Fox.
Falco: She faps to it all night.
Krystal: Falco, seriously, what is your problem?
Leon: You, obviously.
Krystal: bite yourself, Leon.
VampireAngel's Question (sort of)
To Panther: YOU SUCK! OKAY! NO ONE LIKES YOU! I F****G HATE YOU BECAUSE YOU SUCK S**** YOU ARE A B**** Panther A BIG B****!
Falco: Dang that was harsh.
Panther: (remaining silent)
Fox: Wow, he's not saying anything.
Wolf: Nah, he's just calming himself from going on a rampage from those insults.
To Fox: What's the deal with the Mohawk? Seriously, grow some hair, man…
Fox: Hey, I like my Mohawk!
Falco: So does Elton John.
Fox: So does your mom.
Falco: So does Clay Aiken.
Fox: So does Ricky Martin. WAIT! That's not what I meant…
Wolf: So you do like boys.
Fox: No I don't!
Falco: Yeah, you do. You're totally a homo.
Ramirez: Guys come on, knock it off.
Leon: I think you're gay too, Ramirez.
Ramirez: First, screw you, Leon. Second, how can you talk? Your pants are probably the tightest of anyone in here.
Peppy: Moving on…
To Wolf: You're an a**… but, I don't think you're gay?
Wolf: Of course I'm not gay.
Peppy: But you are an a**.
Wolf: And you're a big-toothed, big eared, prick.
Peppy: Still better than being an a**hole.
Falco: You know all about buttholes, don't you?
Peppy: I knew about your mom's.
Falco: Watch it, carrot brain, or I'll put a slug in your head.
Fox: Wow, that was an awkward statement.
Ramirez: Try to keep it clean, Fox.
Krystal: Like anything on here is actually clean.
Falco: You obviously aren't. I heard you were "pleasing" Wolf at this year's Christmas party.
Katt: Someone else besides me knew about this?
Fox: (heartbroken) KRYSTAL? HOW COULD YOU?
Wolf: It's not like you two were an item, pup.
Fox: We're through, Krystal. I'm never talking to you again!
Falco: Fox, you're a faggot, anyway. Go listen to some Justin Beiber or the Jonas Brothers.
Leon: Of course you know about those two.
Peppy: and of course you know about Chippendales.
To Panther: SO F****G GAY… GAYNESS TO THE 5TH POWER OF INFINITY AND I DON'T THINK NUMBERS EVEN GO THAT HIGH!
Panther: Panther no homosexual, though Panther finds the love passion in both male and female.
Wolf: So, you're a bisexual faggot?
Falco: What a cupcake.
Katt: That's kind of hot.
Fox: (still heartbroken) who cares?
Ramirez: I figured you went both ways. There was no way you were 100% straight.
Krystal: Are All Cerinians as hot as you?
Krystal: I'm the hottest, so no.
Falco: The ugliest, too.
Krystal: (slaps Falco)
Fox: She's also the b****iest, too.
Slippy: Aw, come on, Fox don't say that…
Fox: Screw this. I'm leaving.
Ramirez: You can't leave, dummy.
Everyone (except Falco): Would someone PLEASE kick that f***in' bird in the head?
(Everyone looks at Falco)
Falco: (sweats) Uh, guys?
(Everyone chases Falco)
Ramirez: I think I'll stop here for now. It's a New year, so let's have a new set of chapters! Until Next time!