I get extremely bored over breaks. When I should be studying for my math finals, but crap, no one cares about those. XD
Title: No Way!
Pairing: Dirty (but only slightly)
Disclaimer: I do not own. I will never own. Don't give me false hopes, gosh.
Warning: This ish cracky. Therefore, you may lose a few hundred brain cells in the process. You've been warned.
"You're not human," Shishido breathed.
"Of course I am," Mukahi said, focusing more on his cross-stitching than Shishido. Because cross-stitching was obviously cooler than him.
"You're freaking stitching. Guys don't do such things."
"I stitch!" Ootori said, looking hurt.
"You're an exception, but HIM?" Shishido pointed at Mukahi. "That retard? No way."
"HEY!" Mukahi poked Shishido with his needle. "This is supposed to end up looking like Yuushi! I'm doing something productive!"
"YOU DON'T FREAKING POKE HUMANS WITH NEEDLES, RETARD!!" Shishido shouted out. "AND WHY IN THE WORLD ARE YOU TRYING TO STITCH A PICTURE OF OSHITARI, HM?!"
"BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT, I'M BORED, AND YOU WERE BITCHING AT ME ABOUT DOING SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE, DUHH!!"
"WHY DID YOU CHOOSE CROSS-STITCHING OF ALL THINGS?!!"
"BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT!"
"WHAT THE FUCK DOES A BLOB HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?!"
"IT'S AN INSULT, THAT'S WHAT, YOU UGLY POOFACE!!"
"WHAT KIND OF INSULT IS THAT?!"
"ORE-SAMA DEMANDS TO KNOW WHY YOU TWO ARE ARGUING AT THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING!!" Atobe shouted out, storming into the room.
"It's not early, Atobe, it's twelve," Oshitari stated calmly.
"And why are you putting up with this, ahh?" Atobe asked.
"Because Gakuto apparently is stitching a picture of me. I have no complaints with that."
"Ore-sama thinks you have issues. Ne, Kabaji?"
"Cross stitching is hard," Mukahi commented.
"Well no duhh." Shishido rolled his eyes. "It's stitching for crying out loud. Guys aren't supposed to stich."
"I stitch!" Ootori said again.
"With the exception of you."
"Hey, why can't I stitch?!" Mukahi demanded.
"Because you're too stupid, retarded, and idiotic to stitch. The end."
"I'LL SHOW YOU!! HMPH!"
"Let's just see you try."
"I GIVE UP!!!!" a certain red-head screamed.