Note: Some of the things/quotes you see here came from Demon Brat 2000. XD.
Title: You're Really Bored, Aren't You?
Summary: The Hyoutei regulars ponder on school names. Oh, the horror. NEVER trust online translators
Disclaimer: I do not own, I will never own. I wish I did, but I can't draw to save my life.
Warning: It's crack. Obviously it's somewhat bad. XD
Atobe had an extremely good idea of a game that would stop everyone from being bored.
No, really, he did.
"Ore-sama suggests that we ponder on the names of each school that we know of," Atobe stated. "Ore-sama thinks that we should do Seigaku first."
"Why Seigaku?" Shishido complained. He was in his complaining mood. No one knows why. "Seigaku sucks."
Atobe just ignored him. "So, Seishun Gakuen. It directly translates to the 'Springtime of Life School'. Any ideas why?"
Mukahi rolled his eyes. "Uh, cause the founder of the school had issues with his brain? I dunno, maybe Gai-sensei from Naruto walked up to a spot and then Lee made a school there. Or, maybe the people there are just youthful or something. I have no idea..."
"You just like, dumped a few ideas here and you're saying you have no idea?" Shishido asked. "You're so contradictary..."
"Ore-sama thinks it's actually a somewhat okay name. Ne, Kabaji?"
"Atobe, no offense, but I think that name is the most stupid name anyone could name for a school," Oshitari put in.
"I think it's a pretty name," Ootori said.
Atobe coughed a little. "Ahem. Next school. Rokkaku, which means municipal hexagonal junior high school."
Mukahi stared. "Are you serious?"
"Yes, Ore-sama is serious. Let's ponder on this, shall we?"
"OH, I KNOW!!" Jirou cried out. "You know those really weird tennis rackets they have? Well their strings look like hexagons, right? So that's why their school is called that way!!"
"I didn't get it."
"I think this is boring."
"No one cares about what you think, Shishido," Mukahi retorted.
"Oh, like you think this isn't boring?"
"Well it is, but no one cares what you think."
"Yeah, uh huh, like people actually care about what you think."
"ORE-SAMA DEMANDS THAT WE GO TO THE NEXT SCHOOL, WHICH IS FUDOMINE!!" Atobe barked out. "Which means municipal firm peak junior high school, apparently."
"DO YOU THINK WE ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THE FRICK MUNICIPAL MEANS?! WHAT KIND OF TRANSLATIONS ARE THESE?!"
"Ore-sama got them from a free online translator."
"...Apparently those translators suck."
"Ore-sama does not know, Ore-sama was just trying it out."
"So...um...what's the moral of the story here?" Mukahi asked.
"Does there really have to be a moral for this one?" Oshitari inquired, examining Shishido's almost dead body.
"I see...well then...never ever trust online translators. Actually, scratch that. Don't even use them; their English is too complicated."