Okay, this is a really random story. It's just a little thing of drabbles on how Matsumoto's Sake drinking causes her to have wierd dreams.
You will see how wierd they are, onto the story!
"Woo!" A shrill voice screamed. "I'm having fun in the sun!" The tenth division captain proceeded to get up on a table and dance, "Soaking up the Sun" by Sheryl Crow playing in the background. "Come Matsumoto, dance with me baby!" Hitsugaya grabbed the hand of his hesitating lieutenant.
"Taichou, what's wrong with you?" Matsumoto asked. "You're never like this."
"You silly goose, I decided to shake it loose! Woah sweet, goose and loose rhyme! Come on Matsumoto let's bring sexy back!, come on yeah" The song changed to "Sexy back" by Justin Timberlake, and Hitsugaya started to shake his butt. "Oh yeah! Matsumoto, shake that junk in your trunk!" He yelled and spanked her booty. Hitsugaya turned up the volume and shook his small little butt even more.
"Taichou, I never knew you had such a wild side." Matsumoto smirked, embarassed from her captain's booty spanking.
Elsewhere, Kira and Renji had heard the music and decided to check up on it. They rushed over to where the music was coming from. To their surprise, they saw Hitsugaya and Matsumoto on top of a desk dancing together. Renji and Kira were shocked to see the young, uptight captain dancing on top of a desk. "Hitsugaya-taichou. . ." The two manage to mumble.
The music switched to "Smack That," "Omg, I like so love this song. Where is the pole?" Hitsugaya gained a freaky grin on his face. He ran over to a pole, and started to pole dance. Renji was laughing his ass off and Kira had a fearful expression on his face.
"Heh, Taichou, I didn't know you pole danced. . ." The red head laughed more. Hitsugaya paid no attention to his comment, and continued to shake his little trunk. Kira proceeded to fall on the floor, foaming at the mouth.
"Oy, Renji what's wrong with Kira?" Matsumoto questioned.
"He saw your captain shake his booty." Renji stated, finally calming himself from his laughing fit.
"Matsumoto!" Yelled Hitsugaya. "Come here and pole dance with me!" Matsumoto felt a slight chill go up her spine.
"Yeah Matsumoto, pole dance with your Taichou!" Renji fell down on the floor laughing, while Kira was still foaming at the mouth.
"Shut up Renji." She scolded the red haired vice captain. Matsumoto then gulped and proceeded to pole dance with her captain.
"Wooo!" Renji wolf whistled, watching Matsumoto spin around the pole. Kira, somehow managed to stop foaming at the mouth, but was now having a seizure.
Another song played, this time it was "Cyclone." Hitsugaya proceeded to sing, "She move her body like a Cyclone, she makes me want to do it all night long, going strong when the spotlights come on 'cause she moves body like a Cyclone." He continued on. Renji was down on the floor rolling around and laughing while foaming at the mouth. Kira was down on the floor while still having a seizure, he was foaming at the mouth, and his ears were bleeding from Hitsugaya's singing.
"Shiro-chan, what are you doing?" Asked a female voice. The music stopped and Hitsugaya looked to see Hinamori standing at the door to his office.
"Uh. . ." He stuttered, trying to understand what had happened to him.
"Hitsugaya, whatever you have been doing, has sent Kira into convulsions and he is foaming at the mouth." She dryly stated.
"I'm sorry Hinamori. . ." A smile formed on the tenth division captain. He ran over to the black-haired girl and took her hand. "Come girl, let's dance!" He strangely smiled. Hinamori just looked at him, she tried to get away from the scary captain. But no matter how hard she pulled, she could not get free of his grasp.
"Hitsugaya. . ." Hinamori got no response from the captain. Hitsugaya turned on the song "I like Big Butts" by Sir Mix-a lot on. He then turned to Hinamori. . .
"No, captain! Don't do that to Hinamori!" Matsumoto yelled, tossing and turning on the couch.
Matsumoto felt something hit her on the head, she looked down to see a Tea cup on the ground. "Ow, that hurt." She rubbed the spot where the cup had hit her, the lazy lieutenant turned to see an angry captain.
"MATSUMOTO!" The angered tenth division captain looked as if he was about to explode. "GET YOUR LAZY ASS OFF THE DAMN COUCH, AND GET BACK TO WORK!" Steam was practically coming out of his head.
"CAPTAIN, I am so glad your so strict and not loose!" Matsumoto popped up off the couch, hugging her captain.
"What?" He questioned.
"Nothing. . ." She then skipped out of the office.
"Wait, what? Get back here! MATSUMOTO!" He yelled again.
Matsumoto ignored the yelling captain and continued to skip out of the tenth division headquarters. Wow, that was really one weird dream. I need to stay away from Sake. She thought to herself. Matsumoto then skipped off to a Sake shop.
Sorry about this all you Kira lovers. But it just kind of seemed to work its way in.
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