Yah if you noticed this is a oneshot but me and oneshots don't mix. I always make them very long. My other oneshot is short than this by like two pages or something. Anyway. This idea came into my head and I was all thinking "I should add this into Ripples my other KisaSaku fanfic but I found that the tone just did not match the plot for that story" So I typed this thing up instead. And did I have fun with it too! The song was the hardest to choose for this story. I was listening to Z100.3 and heard the song LOW by Flo Rida featuring T. Pain. Thought it fit so read on people!

KisaSaku Onshot

Kisa- 36

Saku- 20

Clubs and Clients

Sakura pushed a lock of brown hair behind her ear as she gazed about the dance club. Her bangles on her right hand brushed up against her ear which throbbed silently due to her sudden decision of piercing her ears. In her right ear she had 4 piercings with her upper cartilage which sported a metal loop with brightly colored ball endings. Her other ear only held 3 piercings. Sakura turned her head, hearing the sweet metal jingle her earrings created.

It was about 3 years since Akatsuki had declared neutrality with Konoha and the surrounding territories. Since Orochimaru succeeded in taking Itachi's body with the help of his surviving brother Sasuke, Pein declared war against Sound. Pein was the leader of Akatsuki and from the country of Rain. It took 9 long months for Tsunade to trust Akatsuki due to their reputation but when she saw that Pein was serious about finding and killing Orochimaru then her distrust for him slowly faded.

Sakura crossed over to the bar and sat down. Her baggy pants felt strange against her legs as she sat down on the bar stool this could be due to her not normally dressing in civilian clothing. To keep the baggy pants in place she wore a black buckle belt, supposedly the newest fashion for women her age.

She thought other wise, if it wasn't black and red or it didn't sport a sharp edge than Sakura wasn't interested in buying such items. The bangles on her right wrist were a minor accessory that she decided to put on last minute as well as her ear piercings. Around her neck were two necklaces, one a metal ball choker with a crescent moon pendant while the other necklace was a simple gold chain with a gold pendant that sported an engraved dove, this necklace was given to her from an Akatsuki member. She smirked slightly at the thought; Tobi did after all liked her the best out of all of the Konoha people.

Sakura nodded her head at the bartender when her drink was placed in front of her. Her eyes looked down at the drink, while her mind was distracted due to the constricted feeling her chest gave off. Over her favorite hot pink bra was her black sports bra, she decided that if she were to go clubbing then she better get everything strapped down in the case of events. On top of the black sports bra she wore a red v-cut tank top that matched nicely with her light blue jeans. Her eyes left her drink to stare at the shoes on her feet; they were flats with brown strips over a turquoise material. The rubber toes were white as was the rest of the shoe. She really didn't understand women sometimes; spend so much on clothing when you could buy yourself a new pair of katanas for half the price.

Because they are not like us Inner Sakura said.

Sakura pursued her lips as she drew her head back up to pick up her drink. But she had to hand it to herself she did look good even if she wasn't going to be able to enjoy the whole evening at a club.

She thought back to the reason why she was here as she brought the drink to her lips. Her mission was to take out a certain person that was linked to helping Orochimaru in the ordering and shipping of supplies to his numerous bases. Capture him and you could have all the locations that were used by the Snake Master, giving them the upper hand in the soon approaching war. This not only pinned the Snake on the map but it also cut off their supplies. Ibiki was going to have a fun time breaking him in, that was for sure. She only shuddered from the thought.

But the part that made her a little ticked was the fact that she couldn't do this mission by herself, she had to have a partner and that said person she was trying to stay away from.

Her partner and her, were partnered up from time to time but their partnership was that of pure loath toward each other. He found her too emotional and she found him too arrogant.

But then she found that their normal arguments and spars often ending up with them in awkward situations where one of them would have to break. The last spar they had, she was the one on the ground with him pinning her hands above her head. They were arguing one minute and the next minute she found his lips hovering over hers. He backed off and retreated leaving her totally creeped out and at the same time excited.

Sakura ran a hand through her hair in thought; she would to argue with herself that their relationship was a complicated one. Ino kept saying that she thought that the nice hunk of Akatsuki captured her attention. She was the one to talk due to her trying to after Pein that was if she could get past Konan. Konan was Pein's beautiful female partner that had a magnificent talent in origami.

At the rare moments that her partner wasn't being an arrogant ass, he was fairly easy to talk to. He even was understanding most of the time. She would have to say that she spent more time with him than even Naruto.

Speaking of which, he should already be here. Sakura's green eyes flicked over to her left looking at the other occupants at the bar. Nothing resembling the said description of her partner's disguise.

Sakura settled her drink down back onto the counter as her shoulder length hair swept in front her. In the attempts of not being noticed she changed her hair color to that of a brunette and also cut it from its original long length. She pushed it back behind her ear careful of her piercings, having short hair again was some getting used to. Another person slid into the bar next to her, she flicked her gaze over to the person.

Her emerald eyes followed the curve of his back and the broad shoulders that he had. He was rather tall even sitting down at the bar. His hair was spiky and dyed blue. Sakura tilted her head slightly; his hair was similar to that of her partners. The top part of his hair was similar it spiked upward but went up in a little mountain but he also had a small ponytail collecting at the back of his neck. Sakura merely shook her head at the thought and returned to stare at her drink. Even though her partner was rather stubborn, she didn't think he would come on mission with his normal guise.

Their client was said to be young about her age but he was a skilled Shinobi in the arts Genjutsu. This was another reason why she was brought on this mission; she was particularly good in that field of Jutsu since her training with Kakashi and Kurenia. The client was about her height, with yellow hair that was pulled into a low ponytail, the only distinguishing mark that they were told about was the tattoo located on the back of the neck. It was said to wrap around and touch at the front of the neck. The tattoo was of angel wings in bright blue ink. Sakura shifted in her seat.

She absently mindedly watched her finger trace the rim of her glass, no use getting plastered on the job. She would not be in her normal state and also not worth the effort to walking up with a hangover. She brought her other hand up and allowed her chin to rest upon it.

Her ear twitched slightly from the noise around her, inaudible rave music was blaring in the background making the couples on the dance floor move with the rhythm it created. Out of the corner of her eye she watched the man next to her shift in his seat so he had his back to the bar; he settled his elbows up against the counter. Sakura watched him out of the corner of her eye.

His features were rather masculine, a nice jaw line and broad forehead. The nose was somewhat large which complimented the rugged look that he gave off. Not to mention the beautiful color of his skin. It was nice shade of pale blue; she would have to tell her partner that he wasn't the only blue- skinned person hanging around in the world. The only exception to this one was the lacking of the familiar gill marks on his cheeks.

Sakura watched his eyes rove over the club. His eyes were black and they held interest and boredom, such an odd combination in her opinion. Sakura's eyes caught onto the earring that he had in his left ear. It was a small metal loop with a white bead dangling from it.

A small smirk lifted on her lips, she would have to say that this said man looked rather hot even though he had to be in his middle thirties. A muffled giggle escaped her as she ducked her head slightly. Said man must have heard her because his gaze fell on her. She could barely see the raise of an eyebrow; this only caused her to laugh harder. She covered her mouth with her hand.

She had no idea what came over her, she just found it funny that another person happened to look like her partner Hoshigaki Kisame.

"I do hope that it's the sugar in your drink that's causing you to laugh and not just me."

Sakura looked over at him. His voice was deep and mysterious sounding. It held his age which made him seem like he had seen a lot. Sakura cleared her throat slightly trying to control herself.

"Sorry," she said turning her head in his direction. "It's just that you remind me of someone."

"Oh?" he said turning back around in his spot. He picked up a tall glass of water, which ruled out her assumption that it was her partner in disguise because her partner had the tendency of being a drinker at times.

The guy's eyes just watched her, she noticed the quick body scan that he gave her. Inner Sakura was giggling madly due to her accomplishment of enticing this new piece of handsome flesh. Sakura grinned at him.

"A friend, he has the same skin tone as you do." She said gesturing at him. The guy only looked down at himself from the comment, not knowing to take it a compliment or insult.

Sakura noticed the look and quickly added,

"But I keep telling him that there has to be other people around with the same color," She said nonchalantly as she traced her finger on her glass rim. "But he keeps complaining about it."

"Like how?" he asked. Sakura's gaze lifted from her glass and to that of the man conversing with her. She found his eyes to be a beautiful color; she felt her cheeks flush slightly from the intensity of them. She quickly averted her gaze back down to her glass.

"Oh, how he's sensitive to the sun and how he has to put on so much lotion due to where we live."

The man only smiled at her, revealing white even teeth not shark looking like Kisame's.

"So I take it that you are not from here than?" he asked looking at her again. Sakura bit her lip, she said too much already. She was trying to keep a low profile, but she found that this guy was easy to talk to, just like her partner.

"No." she said looking at him. She already thought of the place where she was from if he asked her. This guy might be good looking but she still didn't trust him. Ninja's had too many enemies around even if she was in a club having drinks; she still had to be careful.

To her relief he didn't press the question any further. She inwardly sighed a sigh of relief. It was silent a little between the two of them. She returned her gaze back to her glass, which she found full again. She looked over at him but he only smirked at her behind his glass. She smiled at him as she reached out to take her drink.

"Can I ask what a pretty girl like you is doing in a club like this?"

Sakura only chuckled slightly, she rarely was flattered by anybody now a days. The last time she was flattered the guy was sent through a wall.

"Oh, I'm just here to have a good time." She replied taking a sip from her drink.

"Would that involve dancing?"

Sakura settled her glass on the counter and looked at him with a raised eyebrow.


He only smiled at her.

"Would that maybe be changed to a yes if asked?"

Sakura only laughed at his persistence. She quickly glanced around the bar for her partner. Kisame said that she would recognize him when she saw him but she had to yet see him. She may be on mission but they were in fact at a club. She wasn't barred to only fulfilling her mission; she could have some fun every now and then.

"Are you asking?" she asked smoothly.

"Maybe." He said turning back to his drink. Sakura only smiled at him. Why weren't the guys back in Konoha like this, handsome and also so subtlety flirtatious.

"Then maybe I will." She said turning around on her stool and leaning her elbows up on the bar while she crossed her legs at the knee. The guy only looked at her with a smirk.

"Then maybe we should go on the dance floor?" he said looking at her with a twinkle in his eyes.

Sakura uncrossed her knees and got off her stool.

"Then maybe we should." She said taking his hand and leading him out on the dance floor. He willing followed her with a low chuckle as they got closure to the flashing floor with the inaudible music. Couples were grinding on each other and making out in the process. It was like sex on hardwood floor but the only exception was the lingering clothes. The DJ had a set of headphones up against his ears while fiddling with the sound to one of the songs. A new song came on and this one Sakura recognized, LOW by Flo Rida and T. Pain.

Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans

Boots with the fur [With the fur

The whole club was lookin at her

Sakura pulled him toward the middle of the dance floor and twirled around to face him. They soon began to dance to the pulsing music.

She hit the flo [She hit the flo

Next thing you know

Shawty got low low low low low low low low

Sakura stared up at him as he began moving with her. The music around them seemed to blast their excitement.

I ain't never seen nuthin that'll make me go,

this crazy all night spendin my dough

Sakura twirled back around so that he was behind her. She began rocking to the music as she bent her knees. She could feel him behind her. He placed his hands on her hips, as he got closure to her.

Had a million dollar vibe and a bottle to go

Dem birthday cakes, they stole the show

Sakura threw her chest out slightly in a wave like motion as she settled her hands on his thighs that were around her.

So sexual, she was flexible

Professional, drinkin X and ooo

Hold up wait a minute, do i see what I think I


He moved his hands lower on her waist, sending this jolt of excitement through her. Sakura compensated by moving her hands to go around his nicely toned upper thighs. Those dark baggy jeans couldn't hide that factor from her. Also the fact that he was ripped through the white muscle shirt that he was wearing.

Did I think I seen shorty get low

Ain't the same when it's up that close

Make it rain, I'm makin it snow

She twirled back around so she could face him, his face read amazement, she only smiled at him. She drew closure to him by going into the area that his bent knees created; he wrapped an arm around her waist as she lifted hand up and hung it from his neck.

Work the pole, I got the bank roll

Imma say that I prefer them no clothes

I'm into that, I love women exposed

She threw it back at me, I gave her more

Cash ain't a problem, I know where it goes

Sakura suddenly began going into a drop and pushed her chest out allowing it to brush up against his chest. He grinned a wicked grin at her as his hands went back around her waist. The song went back to the chorus again but as she was moving her rear in rhythm to the song, he slipped his hands into her back pocket jeans. This caused Sakura to suddenly thrust her pelvis up from the contact. She tilted her head up at him. He looked at her with a satisfied smirk. She went back to dancing.


Shawty what I gotta do to get you home

My jeans full of gwap

And they ready for Shones

Cadillacs Maybachs for the sexy grown

Patrone on the rocks that'll make you moan

Sakura drew closure to him back taking a careful step back; he moved his hands from her waist and settled them on her thighs. Sakura only smiled at him, she hadn't had this much fun in a long time. Sakura heard the song change tempo to her favorite part of the song. She turned back around and came even closure to him. She was pretty much on top of him due to her being so close. He drew her closure by settling both of his hands on her rear. She threw her head up as she raised her hand back up to wrap around his neck.

One stack (come on)

Two stacks (come on)

Three stacks (come on, now that's three grand)

What you think I'm playin baby girl

I'm the man, I'll bend the rubber bands

Sakura then felt him squeeze her butt, she looked up at him. Her emotions soared at the playful teasing. She then decided to rub her pelvis up against him in a rolling thrust motion, his grip on her butt tightened due to her retaliation.

That's what I told her, her legs on my shoulder

I knew it was ova, that Henny and Cola

Got me like a Soldier

She ready for Rover, I couldn't control her

So lucky oo me, I was just like a clover

He moved one of his hands from her rear to her thigh behind her knee. Sakura lowered her hand from around his neck and raised both hands up to skim over his toned stomach and reached behind him to his rear.

Shorty was hot like a toaster

Sorry but I had to fold her,

Like a pornography poser

She showed her

Sakura allowed her hands to drag down his rear till she grabbed him right under his cheeks. He suddenly moved his hand and grabbed her rear and pushed her toward him till she was flush with his body.

Shorty was hot like a toaster

Sorry but I had to fold her,

Like a pornography poser

She showed her

Sakura was hot from dancing and also from being so close to him. She could feel everything. She looked up at him; he had the same look in his eyes as she did. Excitement and Want. She threw her head back to expose her neck. The chorus was heard around them.

Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans

Boots with the fur [With the fur

The whole club was lookin at her

She hit the flo [She hit the flo

Next thing you know

Shawty got low low low low low low low low

He lowered his head down till she felt his warm breath blow across her pulsing neck. She raised a hand up and resettled it on his neck. Her other hand was still on his rear but she slipped it into his back pocket.

Them baggy sweat pants

And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps

She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy

She hit the flo [She hit the flo

Next thing you know

Shawty got low low low low low low low low

Sakura looked up at him with a smile; she was surprised how a good a dancer he was. He lowered his head; she continued to look up at him. He drew his hands up and held her head in his hands. The next thing she knew his lips were on hers.


Yea she was worth the money

Lil mama took my cash,

and I ain't want it back,

Sakura stood there allowing him to kiss her; she found her hands still in their places. He bit her lip causing Sakura to gasp and open her mouth more. He pushed his tongue into her mouth; she only opened her mouth more, wanting to taste more of him.

The way she bit that rag,

got her them paper stacks,

Tattoo above her crack,

I had to handle that

Sakura battled his tongue with hers till she felt her tongue brush up against his teeth. But instead of the smooth even teeth she felt pointed teeth instead. She instantly snapped open her eyes and pulled away and saw she who was dancing with.

"Kisame!" she yelled. Nobody heard her outburst due to the music but he heard her.

"Took you long enough." He said looking at her.

I was on it, sexy woman, let me shownin

They be want it two in the mornin

I'm zonin in them rosay bottles foamin

He was still holding her head in his hands. The reason why she didn't recognize that it was him in the first place was for two reasons: he somehow covered up his gill markings and this was the first time she ever saw him without the ear covering head plate and he donned civilian clothing.

She wouldn't stop, made it drop

Shorty did that pop and lock,

Had to break her off that gwap

Gah it was fly just like my glock

Sakura tried to get away from him but he slipped his hands back into her pants pockets. She tried pushing on his chest but he only looked at her with an amused expression.

"Let me go." She said trying to pull away. He pulled one hand out of her pockets and took hold of her chin so he could tilt it up at him. He lowered his head back down, she tried looking away but his had a firm grip on her chin.

"Calm down," he said. He said this while still dancing which really bothered Sakura considering he pretended to someone else for a while. "Angel wings 6 o'clock"

He dropped his hand and whirled her back around. She couldn't ignore his hands on her thighs. She now was truly peeved to think that she meet a decent guy at a club and later find out that it was her partner in disguise.

"Damn fish" she muttered as her eyes scanned the crowd. Her eyes lit up on a long ponytail of blonde hair. She felt Kisame lower his head into the base of her neck.

"See him?" he asked. She watched the hair swish to reveal the blue angel wings on his neck.

"Yeah." She said giving his thigh a chakra infused squeeze. She felt him shift.

"Oh, come on Sakura," He said as his hands went back to her thighs, she brought her hands up and rested them on his. "I couldn't help but notice how much you liked it."

Sakura only rolled her eyes as she listened to the music.

"You're imaging things." She said as she turned her head slightly watching their target. She heard Kisame chuckle slightly at him.

Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans

Boots with the fur [With the fur

The whole club was lookin at her

She hit the flo [She hit the flo

Next thing you know

Shawty got low low low low low low low low

Sakura continued to watch their target till Kisame slipped his hands from out from under hers and whirled her back around.

"Then why were you looking at me like that?"

Sakura brought her hand back up to wrap around his neck. This movement really did now bother her considering that it was Kisame that she was toying with. She needed to act like she still didn't know him, everything needed to go as smoothly as possible. She only looked up at him in question.

"Look at you like what?" she asked. She already knew what he was referring too but he pretty much shattered it due to his sudden alias break. Kisame only narrowed his eyes while an eyebrow was raised.

"You know what I was talking about Sakura," he said looking at her. "Don't act like you don't know."

Sakura only hardened her jaw at him. Kisame blinked at her seeing the reaction.

"Are you that upset?" he asked. Sakura only opened her mouth to say something at him, but she closed it. She saw his eyes avert away from hers to check up on their client. She only turned her head to the side slightly thinking about it.

She was actually upset; she was upset with the fact that he didn't tell her that it was him till after he kissed her. Sakura's lips thinned into a line from the thought. He lied to her and toyed with her.

Well what about you? Inner Sakura asked. Weren't you doing the same thing?

"No, I was not." She replied silently to her. "I thought it was someone else."

But you wished and thought it was him.

Sakura thought about what she said. She only liked Kisame as a partner but now that he kissed her, her emotions were in a wreck. She swallowed and took a shaky breath in. She was just figuring out how she was feeling about Kisame now that she was alone with a different guy.


She looked back over at him. She couldn't help but notice the worry in his eyes, she didn't like it. It wasn't the Kisame that she was used to.

"I don't appreciate what you did." She told him. He only looked at her.

"What could I have done?" he asked as he twirled her out and placed her in front of him again. "Wanted me to say that it was me? And in front of the whole entire bar?"

Sakura whirled back around at that statement, now she was angry at him.

"You could have done something instead of—"

Kisame cut her off.

"Are you upset that I kissed you?"

Sakura stood there with her mouth hanging open from the statement. The music around her seemed to become nothing while she just stared at him. She felt her cheeks suddenly go warm. She was mad that he did kiss her; he could have at least done it while she knew that it was him. Then she could have taken it easier.

"No." she said quickly. "It's just that you lied to me about who you were!"

He looked at her.

"If I knew that it was you and you kissed me then I wouldn't have min--"

She gasped at her statement. He came closure to her, she swallowed.

"…..minded…….." she whispered.

He reached up and slid his hand through her hair and cupped her cheek.

"Just shut up."

Again she felt his lips against hers, but this time she knew that it wasn't a stranger that was kissing her but Kisame. Sakura found her hand running through his hair while he drew her closure to him by slipping his hand down into her pockets and squeezing her rear. Her heart hammered even more as she kissed him.

Them baggy sweat pants

And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps

She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy

She hit the flo [She hit the flo

Next thing you know

Shawty got low low low low low low low low

Kisame broke away from her slightly.

"Wings moving." He muttered into her mouth. Sakura thought that her client could go to hell for all she cared but they needed to get this mission done. Sakura broke away from him.

"Hold onto me." She said whispered into his ear. She then jumped and wrapped her legs around his waist and hooked her feet around his thighs, giving her the leverage to bend backwards. She felt Kisame's grip on her tighten to prevent her from falling. She came up and with the given leverage was able to see over Kisame's shoulder to see their client at the bar. She always wanted to try this out on a guy, it looked like a dance move but it had a subtle undertone for looking for someone in a crowd.

She unhooked her legs and was back up against Kisame. He resettled his hands on her rear as she ran her hands up his front.

"He's at the bar." She said looking at him.

"Gotcha." He said. "Move in?"

Sakura looked at him.

"Yah." She said. She slide her hands back down his rear, he didn't let go of hers. Sakura dragged her hands back over his hips. One hand went back up around his neck while her other hand remained in his front. "Later."

She kissed him and at the same time cupped him through his pants; he instantly released her butt from her boldness. She broke away from him and walked off in the direction of the bar. Sakura's emerald eyes were still on the back of the head of their client.

"Don't you love clubs." She thought to herself.

Unbeknownst to her Kisame watched her leave him with a smile on his face.

"Later as in 'later' or as in 'later later'?" he thought as he disappeared into the darkness of the club. "God, I love this job."