AN: Well I'm not really sure what this is, it might a one-shot type of deal or I might develop it a little...only time will tell. Oh and they're all humans in this little fic!
Disclaimer: I do not own twilight, New Moon or Eclipse. They are all purely the work of Stephanie Meyer.
Chapter 1 That Darn Edward
"GAH!" I screamed totally flabbergasted! "Stupid Edward and his stupider reports and his stupid excuses!"
Edward is my more than annoying co-worker at a little law firm in a one horse, shit of a town called Forks! Besides being completely annoying and stupid, he also has an ego the size of mars and the nicest butt in the world...I mean he's just RETARDED! He's probably off screwing his receptionist Casey right now. Saying "Oh baby I love how Bella will do anything for me, It's a good thing I have a great ass and beautiful shoulders else I wouldn't be able to flit out of work early, leaving one million reports for her to review all for tomorrow!" and Casey would probably be saying "Oh yeah Edward I love it when you talk dirty to me!" And then they would both laugh and drink and be marry, while I'm stuck in my office drinking 12 dollar bottles of champagne wondering what I ever did to deserve this!
But unfortunately that is my life. My name is Isabella Maria Swan my friends call me Bella for short. All three of them! I live in an upper-class Forks condo right next to its lively downtown! Ha! As if it existed, Forks downtown consists of a happy mart and a Bobs fine dining diner (where all the young couples go to do there illegal drinking and have quickies in the bathroom.) It's too bad I won't be able to witness any of it tonight on account of I'm going to be stuck In my office reading Edwards report on the Whitney vs. Saxhorn case.
So there I sat with one leg perched lazily on my desk while I flipped open his report. The first page read 'Whitney vs. Saxhorn case by Edward Cullen' I tried to resist the urge to take my black sharpie and replace Edwards name with 'Testicles McGee'. I snorted at the thought of my manager opening Edwards report cover and reading 'Testicle McGee' on the front.
At about 12'o clock I was only half way done! Holy shit could this guy write and not even about important stuff. His report mostly consisted of him going on about Whitney's cat, Sir Cat nippers the third!
It was around three a.m. when I heard a knock on my office door.
"Come in!" a yelled in a groggy voice.
The person who stepped in was not who I expected at all.
"Hey, Bella." Edward said in his almost irresistible voice.
"What the hell do you want Edward!" The very sight of him infuriated me.
"Um, well I was just seeing how you were coming along with my report."
I looked at him shocked "are you saying that you came all the way from your apartment just to see how I was doing?"
"Pfft No!" Edward stated "I haven't left the office yet."
"Then...wha...EW GROSS! You where having a Quickie in the bathroom with Casey weren't you?!?!"
Edward smiled "Well technically it's not a quickie Bella, when it lasts for 6 hours!"
"AW sick, blah! Hand me the trash can I think I'm going to puke!"
"Come on Bella it's not that bad, like you don't do it with Steve from filing on your breaks!" Edward retorted.
"For your information Edward" I hissed icily "Sex is actually a big deal to some people."
"Whatever, now can I tell you why I'm here?"
"As long as it's not for round two."
"Ha, very funny, No I was wondering if you wanted a lift home?"
I gave him a funny look "What?"
"Well I know you usually take the bus, so I thought because it's so late I could give you a ride."
"Gah...?" was all I could say. Here I thought Edward was just a giant dick.
"Um...Sure, let me just get my things."
"No problem, meet me in my office when you're ready to go." Edward said while he walked out of my office door.
I fumbled about in my office getting all his reports together and stuffed them carelessly in my briefcase. As soon as that was done I grabbed my coat of my coat hanger thingy and walked out of my office closing the door behind me.
I slowly approached Edwards office and opened the door with caution.
"Hey, ready to go?" He asked me with a charming smile.
"Yeah, whenever you're ready I'm ready." I giggled a little bit, then a lot, and then so much that I snorted. Edward gave me a funny look but didn't say anything.
"Okay all set." He quickly shut down his computer and led me out the door.
We took the stairs to the parkade, Edward mumbled something about how he missed the gym today and needed the excise, I didn't mind.
"Okay, here we are." I noticed that Edward was standing in front of a shiny Volvo.
"Nice car" I grunted.
"Thanks" he gave me a dazzling crooked smile.
I got into the passenger side, while he slid slowly into the driver's side and started the engine. We drove in silence most of the way trying to make awkward small talk sometimes.
Suddenly the car gave a grunt then a groan and..."Mother Fucker!" Edward cursed "I think I'm out of gas or something."
"Really, wow that really sucks." I said.
"There aren't any gas stations around here for another couple miles; my house is just a block away, we could walk there." Edward sighed.
"Well, what good would that do me, my condo is like 5 miles from your apartment." I said acidly.
"Stay the night." He suggested coolly.
"Personally I'd rather walk home!" I retorted.
"Come on I wouldn't feel right letting you walk home by yourself at 3:30 in the morning so please?"
"I promise I won't do anything." His voice sounded sincere.
"Fine!" I said to exhausted to argue.
We both got out of the car and started walking in the direction of his apartment. He was right. His apartment was close, it only took us 10 minutes to walk there. He led the way inside the building and to an elevator.
"What floor to you live on?"
"Top, it's a penthouse." He bragged.
"Whoopee dingles do!" I said making sure to use heavy sarcasm in my voice.
We stepped into the elevator and he pushed the 9th floor button. Again we sat there in silence looking off in different directions of the elevator. Finally the doors opened into a huge place. There were four large windows in the middle of the living room, and black leather furniture everywhere. There was a huge wall filled with what looked like hundreds of CDs and right beside it was a pretty impressive sound system.
"Wow..." I couldn't help but to be amazed.
"Yeah, I like it too." He stated.
"Where's your room?" I asked.
"The first door on the left."
I slowly approached the door and swung it open. Inside was a king sized bed with three large windows that looked a lot the same as the ones in the living room, but they had black shades drawn over them.
I turned around to see Edward standing right behind me.
"Um...your place is really something." I stuttered out.
"Yeah." He said thoughtfully.
"Edward?" I asked looking into his eyes.
"Yeah?" he answered looking down at me.
I wanted to say something intelligent, something like "I really appreciate you having me over." But I know I couldn't trust my voice.
I couldn't bare it any longer so; I stood up on my tippy toes and crushed my lips against his. He seemed surprised at first his lips stayed frozen against mine only for a second, and then he kissed me back hard. He deepened our kiss by slowly sliding his tongue into my mouth and ran it along my bottom lip.
I was so into the kiss that I forgot all about my hatred for Edward.
Unfortunately that didn't last long because when I realized that it was Edward Cullen that I was kissing I Quickly pushed him away.
"What the fuck Bella?" Edward said as he stumbled away.
"Oh my god!" I burst out "why did you do that?"
"Me? You kissed me!" Edward stated.
'Oh Crap!' I thought 'I did, didn't I?' I looked at Edwards's confused face. I really wanted to kiss him again and again but I couldn't help but resist the urge.
"So...?" Edward took a step closer again "How about we finish that kiss?"
"Um...well..." I stuttered out "I forgot that I have to get up early, so I think I'm going to bed." With that I turned around and entered his room, slamming the door on his still confused face.
AN: Well umm...I guess that's chapter one. Hope you liked it, don't worry it gets way better. PLEASE REVIEW IT!