A/N - I know, I know - I haven't updated in forever, I'm made of evil etc… I would make up an excuse saying I've been too busy, but honestly.. I have had time to write, I've just not been in the mood.
But! I'm going to attempt to write a chapter now because I haven't updated in so long. And don't worry I'm not abandoning this story - I still have at least 20 more dares (way more than that actually) that I can use, so I have plenty of ideas, I just need to be in the mood to write them.
Slip and Slide.
"Damn it Rose stop laughing!" Edward huffed, towering over his sister who - like the rest of his family - was doubled over, still laughing at his expense.
"Fine, keep laughing. It'll only make your dare much worse" He said with a smirk when it was clear she had no intention of stopping anytime soon.
"My wha- No! That's not fair" She said, straightening up. "I was only helping Bella win the race, you would've done the same if she was racing against any of us!"
He considered that for a second before his smirk reappeared and he answered, while grabbing her arm and pulling her with him "That may be true, but that doesn't change anything"
Curiosity winning out over amusement, the rest of the family calmed a bit too and looked to Bella who shrugged before they all followed the retreating forms of Edward and Rosalie.
"Wait right here" Edward said, leaving Rose standing at the end of an aisle before running past his family in search of something.
"So what'd he dare you to do?"
"I don't know yet, he just said 'wait here' and took off" Rosalie huffed, glaring in the general direction her brother had run.
Before they had a chance to discuss the matter anymore, Edward came swaggering back down the aisle again - in a way that only he could pull off - trademark smirk in place and hands behind his back.
"Why are you grinning like a Cheshire cat?" Bella asked smiling at him, one eyebrow raised.
"All will be revealed in just a minute, love" He replied, before revealing what he was holding behind his back, and handing the items to his sister.
"Huh? I don't get it" Rose said, eyeing the objects in her hand.
"Edward, you're an evil genius. I never knew you had it in you" Alice said, jumping up and down happily.
"Okay, are you going to fill me in as to why I'm going to need a bottle of water and fairy liquid?" Rose asked impatiently.
Edward wrapped his arms around Bella's waste and placed his chin on her shoulder, as all eyes turned to him expectantly - with the exception of Alice, who continued to bounce of the spot like a kid with ADD.
"Three words Rose - Slip…and…slide." He grinned, pecking Bella on the cheek when he finished speaking.
There was a few minutes silence before chaos erupted, everyone speaking at once.
"Aw! How come Rose gets the fun dare!" Emmett huffed, pouting.
Jasper grinned saying "We are so getting tossed out after this"
"This is going to be awesome!!" Alice exclaimed, while Bella giggled.
"NO WAY! Do you have any idea how much this outfit cost?!" Rosalie screamed, stomping her foot for dramatic effect as she gestured to her outfit.
"Do you really want to be the one who backs out of a dare Rose?" Edward asked with a straight face, but his eyes betraying his amusement. "Besides, Alice has already seen you do it - you really want to bet against her?" He added upon hearing her thoughts about how her outfit was one of a kind from some Italian designer, worth more than her pride that backing out of the dare would cost her.
"I hate you" She huffed, glaring daggers at him as she took the cap off of the fairy liquid.
Five minutes later, Rosalie stood at one end of the aisle, while everyone else stood at the other.
She looked longingly at her outfit again, then turned her eyes to the soaked, soapy floor in front of her. Still pondering the idea of just backing out of the dare.
Emmett, Jasper and Bella watched as she mentally prepared herself to destroy her outfit - missing the conspiring look Edward exchanged with Alice, or the slight nod of his head before she sneaked away from the group quickly.
"Just go already!" Emmett complained, after another five minutes passed, receiving a glare from his wife in response.
Just as Alice, reappeared at Jaspers side in the line they'd formed at the end of the aisle, Rosalie finally backed up a few metres.
"Here goes nothing" She muttered as she ran, throwing herself, stomach first onto the floor - surprisingly still managing to look graceful as she did this.
As she slipped across the wet floor, down the aisle - showing no signs of stopping - Alice pulled Jasper out of the way, and Edward picked Bella up, moving her to the side… leaving only Emmett standing in the way.
Letting out a girl-like squeal the bear-like vampire jumped to the side where his siblings stood.
When he did this, a pyramid of toilet paper was revealed behind him - and Rosalie was headed for a head on collision with it…
Unable to stop in time, the blonde vampire crashed into the pyramid with a scream and they all came toppling down on top of her.
A few minutes of silence passed before everyone burst out laughing and Edward high fived Alice.
"THAT! Was… not… part… of… the… PLAN!!" Rosalie yelled, pushing the numerous rolls off toiled paper off of her.
"Spur of the moment idea, you can thank Alice for that" Edward said composing himself and gesturing towards his pixie-sister.
Alice tried to look innocent between fits of laughter - failing miserably - eventually giving up and choking out that she thought it would be funny.
"Uh-oh" Edward said, picking Bella up and rushing round the corner into the next aisle.
Following his lead, Emmett, Alice and Jasper soon joined them.
They all peeked their heads round the corner in time to see the manager approaching an oblivious Rosalie, who was still sitting amongst the pile of toilet paper, assessing the damage to her outfit.
"Aww crap" Emmett said as Bella gasped.
"Should I give the guy a little dose of calm?" Jasper asked looking up to Edward.
Edward exchanged a glance with Alice, before stifling his laughter and shaking his head saying "She'll be fine on her own"
Shrugging Jasper turned to look back at the scene in front of him.
The manager had reached Rose now, making her snap out of her "my poor outfit" induced trance and jump to her feet.
He glared at the mess of the aisle before turning back to Rosalie, all set to start yelling, but did a double take seeing the gorgeous vampire in front of him… soapy and wet, her top clinging to her figure.
Opening and closing his mouth a few times in an attempt to speak he found himself speechless.
Fighting a grin, Rosalie moved closer to him giving him a seductive yet innocent look that no one but her could do.
"I had a little accident with a bottle of water and some soap" She said, breathing in his face.
His eyes glazed over slightly and he breathed in deeply trying to move closer.
A muffled growl was heard coming form Emmett's general direction as she titled her head to the side, pouting then said "You're not mad are you?"
The manager looked dazed still, as her words slowly sank in.
She batted her eyelashes at him and he realised she was waiting for an answer.
He cleared his throat, but then shook his head, not trusting his voice.
"Thanks gorgeous" Rose giggled, walking away swaying her hips as she went.
She laughed as she reached her family when she heard the manager mutter into his walkie talkie "Clean up on aisle three" still sounding a little out of it.
"Did you seriously just… dazzle that guy so he wouldn't toss us out?" Bella asked in awe.
"Yuuuup - like taking candy from a baby" Rose answered shrugging.
"You better talk to your husband, he's coming up with plots to beat the manager up right now" Edward laughed pointing at Emmett, who was glaring at the spot the manager had stood in with a murderous expression on his face.
Grinning, Rose walked over to him and kissed him in a way that brought PDA to a whole new level.
"Wha- yes, what was the question?" Emmett asked stupidly when she pulled away, showing than even vampires can be dazzled by the right person.
"I don't think he'll have fighting on his mind for quite a while now" Rose smirked.
"No… not fighting" Edward winced, wishing he had kept his mouth shut - preferring the violent mental images to the ones now running through his brothers head.
"Alright… Alice, Bella - follow me!" Rose exclaimed happily.
"You mean - you're daring us next?" Bella asked, hoping that she wouldn't be punished for Edward's dare.
"Noooope, the boys are… and us three are coming up with the dare" Rosalie replied holding out her arms, which Bella and Alice linked theirs through and walked away leaving the three vampire boys behind.
"This is not going to be good" Jasper commented.
They all exchanged worried glances before Edward nodded in concurrence "Nope, not good at all" he grimaced hearing the scenarios running through his sisters minds.
A/N - Sorry if the chapter sucked, like I said I wasn't in a writing mood… and I kept getting distracted because I was multi tasking between writing it and talking in 4 MSN convos - and seriously, I cannot multi task at all.