Emerald Greens

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla: Well, here it is, ladies and gentlemen - my last fanfic for 2007. I hope you all enjoy!

Disclaimer: See all of the previous fanfics. Anything in this story either belongs to Nintendo or Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus.


It was beautiful. It was peaceful. And everywhere you go around, it was green. This was the haven for all things green. This... was the Emerald Greens.

A sanctuary created by Luigi Mario, famed and often neglected brother of the world's most famous character, all things that are green roam around in peace here. Even the green planets far in orbit come by once a green moon to enjoy the pleasant green that loomed everywhere. And it was this day, that two friends decided to come here...

"Nice of Luigi to invite us for a picnic in the Emerald Greens, eh Charizard?" Yoshi said with a wide grin on his face.

Charizard nodded, also smiling. "Yep! I hope Luigi made lotsa jelly!" He stated, licking his lips.

Yoshi laughed, but he then bumped into a tall, green tree. "Ouch! What the..." He looked up at the tall, green tree, to see that it was alive. "Hey! What gives?"

"What gives?" The tree barked back, whacking Yoshi on the head with one of its' branches, "I'll tell you what gives. Whippersnappers like you who seem to enjoy destroying this beautiful place?"

Charizard placed his hands on his hips. "What do you mean, cornel?" The red fire-type dragon Pokemon asked curiously in a deep, serious tone.

The tree sighed. "Well, if you look beyond me..." The tree simply stated, pointing to the left.

Yoshi and Charizard peered beyond the tree, to see that Ness was painting every green thing red. The two were shocked, and they ran over to Ness and started smacking him with paper fans.

"Ow! Ouch! Quit it! Hey! Ow!" Ness moaned as he got smacked by the paper fans, 'What are you doing!?"

"We're stopping you from spraying anything red over this peaceful green paradise!" Charizard told Ness, picking him up. "Just what kind of prank are you trying to pull, boy?"

Ness shrugged. "Well, I like the color red more than anything, so I thought there would be no problem to add some little extra color in this pla-"

SMACK!!! Yoshi smacked Ness to the ground with a head-butt, and both he and Charizard glared down at the injured psychic boy. Ness weakly got up, but he then faced Yoshi.

"Listen, Ness, I'm all up for any other colors of the rainbow," Yoshi stated, putting his hand on Ness's right shoulder, "But really, if you just want some extra color, how about you pick somewhere else?"

"Yeah, what Yoshi said," Charizard agreed as he started to pain the ruined things perfect green again, making the things vibrant with the color green once more.

Ness sighed, and he nodded. "Well, I guess you're right." He picked up a hammer, and whacked Yoshi and Charizard with it, sending the two reptilians spiraling into the sky. he smiled. "Heh heh heh. Fools." He grabbed his paint can full of red paint and started to spray red all over the green things again, making them ruined. "Like they say in Brooklyn, all toasters toast toast!" Ness cackled evilly.