A/N: Hi!! This is my second wrestling fic and as my first the characters in this case CM Punk and Jeff Hardy do not and I repeat DO NOT belong to me you could just say that I'm borrowing them to fulfil my VERY sick mind lol. oh and my characters in this fic may be a little out of character lol so don't flame me just deal wit it!
Go To Sleep Punk
Here they were at the After Party celebrating the 15th anniversary of WWE Jeff Hardy and his brother Matt had just arrived they looked around a little bit until they saw some of their friends sitting at a table across the club Jeff suddenly looked at his brother and noticed that he was gone probably to mingle with some of the girls he slowly made his way through the crowds finally finding himself in front of his friends .
"YO Jeff wassup "said Adam sounding a little bit drunk
"Hey Dude" said Jay slurring slightly
"Hey Buddy" CM Punk also known a Phil made himself known sounding completely sober the only one in the group.
"Hey guys hows it goin" Jeff said while taking a seat next to Phil
The rest of the night was a fun time for all Adam and Jay ended up on the table makin out wit each other. Matt and Maria ended up leaving the party early GOD knows why.
It ended up being just me Phil and a couple of other late goers including Dave, Chris, Randy, John, Carlito, Chavo, Hunter, Shawn, Miz and John Morrison
Me and Phil started laughing at our absolute drunken friends who by now were acting like complete fools for example The Miz and John Morrison were stripping and Shawn was sitting on Hunter's shoulders but that was acceptable Hunter and Shawn had been goin out for almost a year now and almost the whole of WWE knew even though they wouldn't admit it. And The Miz and Morrison well i mean c'mon everybody knew they were the town whores.
Finally me and Jeff decided to go home he was going to stay over at my place for the night since Matt had already left and he didn't want to interrupt just in case he was still with Maria.
Jeff was walking in front of me i noticed his leg was bandaged and i asked him about his match earlier today with Umaga.
"SONOVA BITCH SPLIT MY LEG OPEN"
i couldn't help but laugh at that both the Hardy boys were very dramatic but Jeff was the most dramatic, in your face person he had ever met.
They finally got home both stripped down to their boxer shorts getting ready for bed it was cold and there was only one bed so they decided to share it.
"Night Punk" Jeff snickered putting emphasis on the word Punk and with that they fell asleep.
A/N:lol hope u guys liked anyways please review tell me what you think.