It was a lovely day for a tennis match. Too bad the Kisarazu twins weren't outside enjoying the good weather. Instead they were cooped inside the family minivan, fighting over the last bag of the fries, dressing and gravy flavoured chips, on their way to a camping ground far away from their home.

"Mom!" Atsushi cried. "Ryou's leg is on my side of the seat!"

"Mom! Atsushi's arm is touching mine!" Complained Ryou.

"Mom! Ryou is looking at me!"

"Mom! Atsushi is breathing my air!"

"Well at least I'm not ugly"

"SHUT UP YOU LITTLE BUGGERS!" Their mom shrieked at them.

Needless to say there was silence for the rest of the trip.

Well, at least until…

"Mom, I have to pee," Whined their father.

Upon arriving at the campground their father scurried off to find the closest outhouse, whilst the rest of the family began to set up the tents.

"Atsushi you stole my peg!" Yelled Ryou.

"That sounds wrong," Said Atsushi.

"You just have a dirty mind."

"Not as dirty as your face!" Retorted Atsushi.

"That doesn't make sense!"

"You don't make sense!"

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"What isn't that supposed to mean?"

That being said, let's skip ahead to when the campsite is fully set up and their father has returned from relieving himself.

The Kisarazu mother decided she needed some time away from the feuding brothers. So she sent them for some firewood.

"Why do we have to go together?" Ryou asked.

"It's using the Buddy System," Replied their mother. "Incase one of you gets abducted."

"Dad didn't use the Buddy System when he went to the bathroom earlier." Complained Atsushi.

"Yeah, what if he had gotten kidnapped!"

"Or raped!" added Atsushi

"Yeah, like that would ever happen," Replied their mother, and she sent them off on a perilous journey from which they may never return.

Only not.

And so the twins frolicked off to find firewood, while singing a special song 3

"Atsushi and Ryou walking through the forest." Sang Ryou.

"Laughing back and forth at the others face." Continued Atsushi.

"Reminiscing this and that, and having such a bad time."

"Oo-de-lolly, oo-de-lolly, God I hate you." They sang in unison.

On their way to the Log Pit they came across a pretty pond with frogs and fish and great big ducks.

"Duckies!" Yelled Atsushi with glee.

Ryou looked at his brother with tears in his eyes.

"I…I love duckies!" He cried.

"I love duckies too!"

"OH MY GOD!" They yelled in unison as they embraced each other in a great big hug realizing for the first time in a long time how much they really loved each other.

"Let us never fight again!" Atsushi exclaimed.

Five minutes later…

"HA! I can carry more logs than you!"


Then they went off and had kinky forest sex.