Title: It's a Curse..

Rating: PG

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the wrestlers that are used in this story, just the annoying ocs.

A/N: After seeing nothing but Mary Sue fan fiction, I decided to just poke at her. I'm not picking fun at any writer, I'm just sick and tired of seeing Mary Sue when the wrestler world has a endless amount of women they could be using. So any flames (besides about my grammar) will be laughed at.

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"Why won't you go out with me?" Mary Sue asked, as she looked at him with her prefect blue eyes.

Randy Orton sighed. "Because I don't want to, that's why."

"But why?!"

"You're too prefect, everyone likes, and not enough people don't like you," he grabbed his bag and headed out his locker room.

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"That can't be possible be true," Vince frowned as he rubbed his chin softly.

Mary Sue looked at with a very confused look. "It can't be?"

"I only have one daughter, and I haven't cheated on Linda.."

"But I am your daughter, how can I prove it?" she asked him.

"Hmmm."

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"And all he did was beat me," Mary Sue sniffle then wiped a tear away.

"Why didn't you call the cops?" Jeff asked, before handing her some tussle.

She shrugged. "I was scare, he said he was going to kill me.."

Matt shook his head before letting out a sigh. "If I had a dime for every time I heard that, I'd be a rich man."

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Mary Sue eyes went wide after James Strom and Chris Harris finally stopped fighting, and turned to look over at her. "What?"

"Since when do we fight over girls?" James asked.

Chris ponder the thought for a moment before shrugging his shoulders. "I don't think we have.."

"Then why are we fighting over her?"

"Because she was dating me, while she was also seeing you," Chris told him.

"Then that's herself, she's the slut; not us," James took another look at Mary Sue before leaving Chris and her alone.

"Chris.."

"You know, he's right.."

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Torrie Wilson and Traci Brooks looked at each other before looking back at Mary Sue. "So, what's your name, new girl?"

"(Put some crazy name here), nice to meet you," she smiled at them with her unnatural prefect smile.

"Wow, that's a name you don't hear..um, often."

Traci laughed. "More like not at all."

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"Dude, guess what?" Chris grinned widely at Alex.

"You finally got laid?"

"Nope, even better," Alex gave Chris a weird look. "I got a wife."

Alex stopped what he was doing and looked over at Chris with a confused look. "When did you get married?"

"I don't know, but I think it's kind of cool."

"Oh-huh. Is she crazy?"

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"Look at her," Gail told Christy, while she watched Mary Sue, who was sitting on the floor with her back against the wall.

Christy nodded. "I've never met someone who had everything perfectly."

"I know. I don't get how she can be the daughter of Vince, when she only has one, be in love with two guys and not know who to pick, and already pregnant!"

"Hm, I don't know. But something tells me I should start watching Jerry Springer sometime soon," Christy laughed.

FIN

A/N: I have nothing against the writers, specially those who knows their stuff. I just for once want to see a whole role of fan fiction that doesn't have Mary Sue in it. Although I'm a slash writer, I do enjoy good HET stories. And it's kind of hard to find one without find a fic with someone who everyone JUST loves. Sorry.