… l blame AnuneFan for this…
Here's 50 things Rikkai version…
One: I will Not Piss off the Three Demons of Rikkaidai (while being sugar high) with Juice boxes.
"Oh my god!!! Niou-senpai!!!" Kirihara practically screamed to his senpai-tachi. "MARUI-SENPAI!!"
Marui popped and a bubble and looked at Kirihara with an annoyed expression, "What do you want, Akaya?"
"Yeah, brat… can't you see that we're busy practicing?" Niou asked, gesturing to the tennis racket in his hand.
"You're not practicing… you're just holding on to a racket…" Kirihara said.
"ANYWAYS, I WANNA TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!"
"And that is…?" Niou questioned, raising a brow.
"IT'S PAST THE NEW YEARS, BUT I KNOW MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION!"
"Which is…?" Marui asked.
"TO BOTHER THE THREE DEMONS OF RIKKAI TILL THEY CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE AND MAKE ME BUCHOU!!" Kirihara declared excitedly.
Marui blew a bubble, "But we're gonna graduate anyways, does it matter?"
"YES IT SO DOES MATTER," Kirihara replied.
"Ok… how much sugar did you eat today?" Niou asked.
"WHATDOYOUMEANIDIDN'TEATANYSUGARATALL!!" Kirihara screamed, jumping around like an idiot.
Niou looked at Marui who twitched and said, "What? Are you suspecting me of giving Akaya too much sugar?"
"Yes," The petenshi replied. "Yes I am."
"I'M GONNA GO BOTHER YANAGI-SENPAI FIRST!!!" Kirihara shouted, running off really quickly to wherever Yanagi is.
"That's it, you're never chewing gum in front of me anymore," Niou said.
"What? Why? I didn't give Akaya sugar!! IT COULD BE JACKAL, DAMMIT!"
Somewhere out there… Jackal sneezed.
"YANAGI-SENPAI!!! YANAGI-SENPAI!!!" Kirihara shouted… IN THE LIBARARY (of course, no one cared because no one ever goes to the library anymore… THEY HAVE THE INTERNET!)
"Hmm? Is there anything you needed, Akaya?" Rikkai's Master asked.
"YESSSS!! I'M HERE TO ANNOY YOU!!" He declared.
"Ah… is there anything else besides that?" Yanagi asked calmly.
"YES! I'M HERE TO ANNOY YOU!!"
"Did Marui feel you with too much sugar again?" Yanagi questioned, filling in his awesome DATA.
"OF COURSE HE DIDN'T. I ATE A REALLY SUGARY BREAKFAST TODAY!!" Kirihara exclaimed. "NOW LEMME BOTHER YOU!"
"…" Yanagi kept filling in his precious data.
Kirihara pouted, walked away, and came back with a juice box to refill his sugar levels, but then he thought of an evil little idea. He squeezed the said box and juice splattered all over Yanagi's precious and valuable data. "OOPS… DID I DO THAT?" Kirihara laughed evilly.
Yanagi twitched. He kicked Kirihara outta the library.
"HAHAHAHA! ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO!!" Kirihara said to himself. "NOW WHERE TO FIND SANADA-FUKUBUCHOU…"
Sanada turned around to see a Kirihara Akaya running full speed towards his direction. He twitched, "Did Marui feed you with too much sugar again?"
Marui, who was just standing a few feet away from Sanada, twitched and said, "I DIDN'T FEED HIM WITH ANY SUGAR, DAMMIT!"
"'Course you didn't…" Niou muttered sarcastically.
"FUKUBUHOUUUUUU!!!!" Kirihara yelled. "I SHALL BOTHER YOU!!!"
"…Akaya… get back to practice…"
"NEVER!!! NOW EAT JUICE BOX!!" Kirihara exclaimed, pointing a juice box at Sanada.
"DIEEEE!!" The second year ace screamed, squirting juice at Sanada's precious cap. "BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOU'VE BEEN JUICE'D!!!"
"…" Sanada twitched.
"BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kirihara continued on laughing evilly. Marui and the other regulars already made a run for it.
"…" Kirihara was on the ground.
"RUN 100.9 LAPS!"
"Dude… how'd you run 100.9 laps?" Marui asked.
"YOU RUN 51.79 LAPS!" Sanada bellowed, pointing to Marui.
"DUDE, HOW DO YOU RUN 0.79 LAPS?!"
"THAT'S IT!" Sanada slapped Marui as well.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?!?"
Niou yawned, "Marui… you're saying 'dude' waaay too much. "
Kirihara got from the ground, his eyes bloodshot. "BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!! I HAVE FINALLY PISSED OFF SANADA-FUKUBUHOU!!! TWO DOWN, ONE TO GO!! BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"…Did life just die from its overdose of crack or something?" Marui randomly asked.
"GO RUN YOUR 51.79 LAPS ALREADY, MARUI!!! TARUNDORU!!"
"I'M NOT RUNNING ANYTHING THAT HAS DECIMALS IN IT!"
"THAT'S IT!! 100,000 LAPS!"
Yukimura smiled nicely to Akaya in the locker rooms. "Is there anything you needed Akaya?"
"I'VE COME TO BOTHER YOU!! IT'S MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTION!!" Akaya announced, with his eyes still bloodshot.
Yukimura looked at Kirihara, then he pulled out a bottle of eye drops from his pocket. "Akaya… your eyes are red… lemme… help you with that," He said in a somewhat evil/nice voice.
Kirihara stepped back, "NO! I WILL NOT GET EYE DROPS FOR MY EYES!"
The buchou of Rikkai smiled his, "OH RLY?" smile and said, "But Akaya… your eyes are red… I'm going to help you… I'm sure it won't hurt… MUCH."
Kirihara gulped, "NOOO! NO EYE DROPS FOR AKAYA!!" he yelled childishly. "NOOOOO!!!!!"
Marui looked up from his shoes, "Was that Akaya's voice?"
"Aren't you supposed to be running?" Niou asked.
The red head ignored him and repeated his question, "Was that Akaya's voice?"
"…I don't care…" Niou said, getting his tennis racket.
Marui shrugged, "Neither do I…"
"MARUI BUNTA, RUN YOUR LAPS!! TARUNDORU!!"
"…che… stupid old man…"
"I HEARD THAT!! DON'T MAKE ME SLAP YOU!"
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!" Kirihara's eyes were not bloodshot anymore.
"Akaya…" Yukimura said, slowly. "Did you bother Renji or Genichirou today?…"
"…I b-bothered both…" Kirihara replied.
Yukimura smiled his, "DIE BIOTCH" smile and said, "Come outside with me… ok?"
Kirihara gulped again and silently followed his buchou.
"Niou… would you please help?" Yukimura asked.
Niou walked in, "Ok… puri!"
Kirihara looked at the two senpai-tachi, "W-what are you two gonna do? W-WHAT'S WITH THE ROPE?!?! HEY! HEY! LEGGO OF MEEEE!!! NOOOOOO!!!!"
Yukimura smiled. Niou smirked. Marui looked somewhat distressed. Jackal sweatdropped. Yagyuu coughed more than usual. Sanada had a stern look on his face. Yanagi looked… emotionless.
"LEMME OFF OF HERE!!!" Kirihara shouted. "I NEED MY SUGAR LEVELSSSSSS!!!"
"Marui… don't feed him sugar…" Yanagi, Yukimura, Sanada, and Niou all said.
Marui twitched, "I DIDN'T GIVE HIM FRICKING SUGAR, DAMMIT!!"
Jackal looked shamefaced, "I accidentally gave him 0.05 grams than I should have… I'm sorry buchou… I never knew he would go crazy…"
Yukimura smiled, "It's ok… you'll be on the pole next week."
Jackal gulped. "Ummm… why?"
"Because you made me lose my data (which are better than Sadaharu's)."
"Because you made me get blamed for giving Akaya too much sugar."
"Because he ruined my hat."
"Because you made me have fun and tie up Akaya to a pole, puri!"
"LEMME OFF!!" Kirihara cried. "I HATE HEIGHTS!"
"And that's why it's fun…" Niou said. Yukimura had nodded in agreement.
"Umm… Jackal fainted…" Marui stated. "Can I steal his money?"
Yagyuu decided to go home that day…
"LEMME OFFFFFF!!" Kirihara screamed.
He wasn't let off till the next morning at the beginning of school when a teacher found him… Poor boy.
That's why we should never piss off Yukimura…
This chapter had too much decimals in it... lol