Hee hee, I remembered a fic like this today and I noticed there wasn't one for Bleach, so I was like "OMG I'm gonna write one for Bleach" and well, here we are.
Disclaimer- I don't own "All That" or "Bleach" even though I wish I did
Bold is the Broadcaster (you could say it was me, but… XD)
Normal is the Character
Italics is the "Up Next" person speaking
Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars-
Ichigo Kurosaki… Secretly wants to become a pink haired girl like Yachiru.
Pink –twitch- I hate pink. And I don't want to be a girl. I am perfectly fine being a guy.
Ichigo Kurosaki… Became a shinigami to pay the electric bills.
What??? I don't have to pay the electric bills, my dad does that.
Ichigo Kurosaki… Hates to admit he pays the bills at home.
I just said my dad does that! There's no admitting to something I don't do!
Ichigo Kurosaki… Is in denial.
-twitch twitch- There's nothing to be in denial about!
Ichigo Kurosaki… Loves Momo Hinamori.
WTF! Who the hell is Momo?!
He's still in denial.
I am not!!! About anything!!!
How can I trust a strawberry?
I am not a strawberry!
Your name means strawberry, so that must mean you're a strawberry.
You know nothing you dumb ass!
Whatever… Ichigo Kurosaki… He takes steroids before every battle, so he wins.
WTH! I do not!!!!
How can I believe a cheater?
I am not a cheater!!!
Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater!
SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!!
Ohh scary!!! And now you know, Ichigo Kurosaki –runs off-
WHAT THE HELL???? THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ME!!! AND GET BACK HERE, DAMN IT!!!
Up Next: Toshiro Hitsugaya!!!
Hee hee, I hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it! Leave a review on your way out!
I would like to give special thanks to Sasukes-girl08 because her fic gave me the idea and inspiration to write something like this! Hee hee!