Ack, I'm so sorry! I meant to post this so much earlier but I just started GCSEs and whoa. Just whoooaaaaa! I mean, seriously, no-one told me you were supposed to actually revise for these things! They're freaking hard! XD Ah, well, so far I've only failed Latin Language, RS, Maths and Latin Lit. (which, coincidentally, are all of the exams I've taken so far...) Um, yeah. So I have to revise now. Last minute cramming FTW!

So this is it, the last chapter/epilogue of Neutral -sniff- I can't believe I turned this little drabble into an 18 chapter story! And I know I couldn't have done it without you guys, so thank you all!

Arkine :Naruto- "Let's...EAT RAMMEEENNN!" Sasuke- "...T.T" Teehee, thanks for reviewing!

Lupus Animi : Uhh...I was just checking that you were still paying attention XD Sure. Actually, I read your review and laughed so hard I choked on my pepsi max XD I went and corrected it pretty swiftly XD But, yeah, Sasuke is just that vain.

Viva La Vostra Vita and starry-nights88 and everyone else wondering about a NejiGaa : I've considered writing a NejiGaa sidestory, but TBH, I think I'll wait until I've written another Sasunaru or two, since I'm not that inspired by the pairing yet. I mean, before this fic, I'd never have even considered a NejiGaa story! XD But maybe in the future sometime. I'd quite like to write the rice-spitting incident XD If, in some sudden fit of inspiration, I do write it, I'll put it as a seperate oneshot XD

Sutzina Zion : Meh. We all know he liked it really. And Sasuke isn't exactly Mr. Apologetic XD But he's sorry. I swear he is. And Naru knows it too XD Thankies!

mwth06 : Aha! Both the sex/ making love thing, and the Sai thing are up to your own interpretation! Thanks for reviewing D

silly-go-round : Ah, I know exactly how you feel! As an avid HP fan I remember being so excited about the last book coming out but not wanting it to end! And then I had to wait a while before reading the Epilogue 'cause I didn't want it to finish! Anyways, thankies for reviewing!

Maci-bby : Thanks so much! I've never ended a fic before, so I was really worried that I wouldn't tie up all the loose ends, or that I would end it too soon or drag on, or something XD

Pink Irish Clover: Lol, yeah Neji and Gaara are good guys really XD We love 'em! Thanks for all your reviews!

Nayeli : Thankies! And I totally know how you feel, I started revising on the day of my first exam XD Everyone else seemed shocked...

Yuri-no-hana: -bows- Why, thank you, I do like bowing XD Thanks for all the great reviews!

Insomnia On High : Hmn. I better go write other fics XD Thanks for reviewing!

chocoGONEsushi : All good things must come to an end (um, not meaning to be arrogant or anything) XD Woot for cheesiness! I just couldn't write a sad ending! (I don't think I'm capable!) I'm thinking of writing the Nejigaa thing, since a couple of people have requested it XD Maybe I'll be inspired. And I'm planning to start a new fic soon, well, as soon as my exams are over, but I don't know which one! Um, details later. Thankies!

OoOh : I like lemons, can you tell? XD Hmn, yeah Naruto was slightly Uke-ish, but that's how I like him ;) And wouldn't you be slightly freaked out if your best friend/ love of your life was stuffed full of needles and died in your arms? I would XD But, yes, I might have been a little too dramatic n.n' Thanks for the crit and review!

HiMyNameIsRusty : Okay, I have got to start making people call me Munki-chan XD Meh, it was meant to seem rape-ish! Sasuke's a sadistic bastard, really. But he loves Naruto. And Naruto loves him. And it's not rape if both parties are consenting (sort of) XD I'm a clever dog? That's an...interesting comment XD Never heard that one before, but thanks, and thanks for your reviews! D

Naruchan-in-love : Oh my God, I inspired someone! -Sniff- that's so cool! Thankies for reviewing XD

Anime perv : Yesss, there's another lemon XD Thankies!

Shadow-of-a-demon : Wait no longer! Thanks for the reviews!

SachiXhappiness : On the 19th, I am...doing a GCSE Religious Studies exam ( Thankies for reviewing!

Gothic Anime Lover : Hehe, thanks, and here you go! Thanks for reviews! D

Gaara Itachi : Hmn, maybe. XD Thankies for reviewing!

Woops, forgot this bit. I disclaim and I warn. And THANKS SO MUCH TO ALL WHO REVIEWED THROUGHOUT THIS FIC! You guys totally ROCK!

And now, Onwards to the final part of my tale!

Iruka P.O.V

Honestly, sometimes I get the feeling that my son thinks I'm an idiot.

If two boys burst into a house panting, red in the face, lips practically bruised, and sporting extremely obvious hard-ons, race in, not letting go of each other, practically making out as they climb the stairs and please tell me those aren't Sasuke's jeans left they seriously expect me to not get the picture?

"Kakashi." I said gravely, turning to my boyfriend with a grim expression on my face. "They're still having sex."

Kakashi briefly looked up from Icha Icha Yaoi volume 10 and raised an eyebrow. "Oh, so they patched it up, then?" He said, nonchalantly.

Patched it up? PATCHED IT UP? When was it ever un-patched? When was it ever even patched in the first place? When did it become even patch-worthy?

"Are they in a relationship or something?" I asked in shock. The concept truthfully hadn't even occurred to me.

"Well, Sasuke's been in love with Naruto for years now..."

"He's what?" I stood up, nearly knocking over the table as I did.

Kakashi smirked. I could tell. Despite the mask.

"Oh, Iruka-kun, you're so cute!" He was grinning now, and leapt up, glomping me. I squeaked as he tightly squeezed me, knocking me to the ground.

"Don't call me cute! How long have they been having sex? Are they in love?" I shrieked, as Kakashi, pulling his mask down, started to run kisses down my neck.

"Oh, of course they are! And I love you, Iruka-kun!" He planted a chaste kiss on my lips and grinned, his eyes curving into upside Us.

Oh, God, I love him when he looks like that. So hot. He should have been cute, like that, but somehow he just oozed too much sex appeal to be cute.

"I love you, too, you big lug." I whispered, kissing him. And then I suddenly remembered why I was so angry and my blood boiled.

Sasuke. And Naruto. My little boy. Naruto!

"I'm going to stop them right now!" I yelled, flipping over and crawling army style towards the stairs, Kakashi still lying on top of me. "Lemme go!"

"No can do, my little dolphin!" He giggled into my neck. I became increasingly aware of his hardening package resting against my butt. Seriously, he was so horny, the pervert.

"I have to stop them! I don't know what they're thinki-" A loud thump from upstairs cut me off, and we stopped to listen.

Moans. There were lots of moans. And, oh my God were those bedsprings?

"Forget about them." Kakashi murmured into my neck, and I sighed.

On occasions such as these, there's only ever one solution.



"Do me. Right here. Now." I ordered, and his mouth, his beautiful mouth, curled into a fierce grin.

Sometimes, as a parent, you have to be able to tell when your son is ready to grow up. But, still! He was my little boy! He was...

Screw it all, I needed sympathy sex.

Naruto P.O.V

"Ahh, Sasuke..." His hands were gripping my erection tightly, as we were splayed across his bed, clothes abandoned somewhere along the way. "Iruka and Kakashi'll hear..."

"Let 'em hear" He lowered his head and gave a tentative lick to the head of my cock, and then paused. "Sasu..." I mewled in neglect, and he brought his head back to my face level and connected our lips.

His tongue ran along my teeth, flicking through my mouth and then twisting with my own. I moaned into the kiss, pulling myself even closer to him and rolling our hips together. His hands tangled in my hair, and mine curled around his shoulders. Our eyes opened for a brief moment and met, and he gave a slight smirk.

Then he pulled away, and flipped over so that we were in the sixty-nine position. "You suck mine too." He said defiantly, and took the head of my cock in his mouth.

I have to say, I've never been very good at multitasking, but somehow I was doing alright as I moaned Sasuke's name into his own cock.

A familiar feeling set into my stomach, both of us violently sucking and licking. I suddenly felt the proverbial sensation of competition, an event not uncommon between Sasuke and me. It was a contest, I realised with a smile. Who could make the other feel better? Or perhaps who could make the other cum first? It didn't matter. It was war now. Tongues, teeth, lips surrounded the both of us, dominating, confident. I was so caught up in what I was doing that I almost forgot what he was doing to me.


"Sasu- aaahh!" With a sudden loss of control, I lost the battle. I came into Sasuke's waiting mouth, red faced and humiliated.

"I lost." I gasped, my breath hitched.

"I wasn't aware it was a competition." Liar. I stretched my neck to start sucking him again, but he caught my shoulders.

"Sasuke!" I whined. I knew exactly what he was insinuating. "We already did it once today! My ass hurts! And it wasn't exactly consensual, you know!"

"Hah, you weren't so adamant when you were moaning 'Oooh, Sasuke, more! Oh GOD... there! ...ahhh!'" He provided a scarily accurate rendition of my sex driven pleas, and I felt my face heat up to an overripe tomato hue. "Oh, look, you're hard again already..."

"Sasuke, you bastard! Lemme go! ...oohh, that feels good..."

He slipped a magically lubricated finger into me. (seriously, where were his lube hiding spots anyway? He couldn't have gotten it from his pockets; his clothes were most likely half way up the stairs...) I moaned at the intrusion, my ass sucking up the finger eagerly.

"Sex-fiend." I moaned at him, as he entered another finger, stretched me a little and then decided I was prepared enough.

"Ready?" His voice was soft, not like he used to be. The lust was still there, but now it was coupled with the love that kept us sane. Or insane. Who knows?

"Just do it, asshole." I muttered, and he smirked before plunging himself inside me.

And, oh gods, he was amazing. Stiff, perhaps, at first, like always, but gradually smoother, harder, nails digging into each other, his hips thrusting, my hips bucking, we had sex. And it was so good. It was right. It was perfect.

"Sasuke..." I panted, my cock throbbing as with every thrust, he hit that spot that made white spots dance across my eyes and my insides melt with pleasure. "I'm going to-" I gasped, and he pulled me even closer to him.

"Naruto..." He breathed, and then he kissed me.

I've heard people describe kisses as being 'mind-blowing' before, but before that moment, I'd never quite understood what they meant.

Lips smashed together, tongues clashed, faces mashed in a passionate yet loving embrace, and we came in unison, my walls tightening around him, moaning his name into our kiss, and then collapsing together on the bed.

There we lay, hot, sweaty, gasping for air, and still clinging to each other. We weren't letting go, we didn't want to let go. We wanted to stay this way forever, and never separate.

I looked over at him and gave a slight chuckle, tears at the edge of my eyes.

"What's that look for?" He asked, smiling like a dork. He looked weird.

I realise it now. I know what to do.

"Nothing... hey, Sasuke?"

If I ever lose you to another...


If you turn away from me...

"Have you ever thought about being a ninja?"

If you betray me...

"Huh? What the hell, dobe? What's that supposed to mean?"

Even if you try to break the bond we have...

"Heh. Never mind."

I will fight for you.

"...Hey, Sasuke?"

I will never let you walk away from me.


I will bring you back.

"I love you, Sasuke"

Like you did for me.

"...I love you too, dobe"

Because I need you.

Because we're so different, don't you see, Sasuke?

We're opposites. Opposite ends of the pH scale, acid and alkali.

Opposite ends of the colour spectrum, blue and orange.

Opposite opinions, opposite tastes, opposite hearts.

Apart we're so extreme. But together...we're perfect.

You make me whole.

You make me balanced.

You make me neutral.

And that's the end of Neutral! Thanks to all who supported me, and I hope you'll read my other fics when I post them.

Camunki :D