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Title: Cannonball Run 6: Full Throttle

Author: GenerationX7

Summary: Cannonballers from the past and new Cannonballers gather for the next Cannonball Run. This time with a four hundred million grand prize. Eveyone would want that amount of cash. Even for their own evil purposes.

Author's Note: I'm using the cars from Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, Saint's Row and Driver: Parallel Lines. I would like to thank Charles Xavier, Turbo Man and BKelly 95 for writing the previous CR fics. You guys were inspirations.

Chapter 1: Oh yeah they're back part 1

Brock Yates stood inside the research station that he had rebuilt last year, Cannonball Base. Beside and behind him is Mr. X, J.J. McClure, Victor Prinsi, Fenderbaum, Blake and the Shiek. Jill, Marcy, Mel and Terry couldn't make it to the location of the Cannonball starting line. They were too busy back at U.N. HQ in New York City to get the papers signed by U.N. Secretary General Nicholae Carpathia. Along with Chun Li and Ken Masters too. Brock stands there as the Cannonball Run banner is being put up by the set up crew.

"We're going with the new computer system?" Brock asked Fenderbaum.

"Yes we are. We've got someone else to keep watch on the Cannonballers." Fenderbuam replied.

"He should be there with his father now." Blake added.

In a large room of the Cannonball Base; Cameron "Cam Watanabe and his father, known in the Wind Ninja Academy as Sensei, are set up for the Cannonball Run. This year they wer able to afford new equipment, that could keep track of the Cannonballers. The Wind Rangers are done putting the boxes of supplies for Sensei and Cam away. Shane, the Red Wind Ranger, wipes the sweat off his forehead. His two friends Waldo "Dustin" Brooks and Tori Hanson follow suit. Then they all get a drink of water from water bottles.

"Whew done." Dustin said. "So we're the only security for the Cannonball Run?"

"No, Brock hired others and included a undercover Cannonballer on one of the teams." Shane replied. "Come on. The Cannonballers will be here any day now. Besides Brock has a press conference in a few minutes. We don't want to be late."

Back with Brock and the others. Brock turns to J.J. and asks "Are you sure you sent the blueprints to the Cannonballers for water or air travel?"

"Yes I did." J.J. said. "If they get here early, then we can help them."

"Good. Good. I hope they can understand there will be no bridges this year. We're trying something different."

Austin, Texas

Retired professional wrestler turned mixed martial artist, Amanda Kauffman, walks out of her house. She waves goodbye to her daughter, foster son and girlfriend. She walks down to a Lamborghini Miura with her cousin Heather Burnside, Lara Croft and Natasha Martin inside. Amanda climbs into the driver's seat. She's wearing purple cheetah print jumpsuit. Heather is wearing a black jumpsuit with a silver Japanse dragon on the back, to represent her Ginger Ninja gimmick and the family's ninja clan in Japan. Lara is wearing a aqua jump suit and Natasha is wearing a navy blue jump suit.

"I already showed off my driving getting here." Heather said.

"Let's roll." Amanda said as she started up the car. "What's this car's name anyway?"

"Lara called it the Melizanno." Heather replied.

"I like the sound of that." Amanda put the car into drive and slammed down on the gas pedal.

Opening Song: "Underclass Hero" by Sum 41

Lara Croft (Tomb Raider)

Kauffman (original e-fed wrestler by GX7)

Heather Burnside (original e-fed wrestler by GX7)

Natasha Martin (Redline)

Giovanni (Pokemon)

Ash Kettchum (Pokemon)

Jessie (Pokemon)

James (Pokemon)

Meowth (Pokemon)

Pikachu (Pokemon)

Tim Clarks (Cannonball Run 3: The Next Generation by GX7)

Ricky Walters (Cannonball Run 3: The Next Generation by GX7)

Shayla Walker (Resident Evil Operation Vaccination by GX7)

Ginger "Gin" Clarkson (Cannonball Run 4: UK Tour)

In...

CANNONBALL RUN 6: FULL THROTTLE

The Melizanno goes through the Texas backroads. Not noticing that a police car was sitting nearby. The officer held his radar gun out of his window. The Melizanno speeds past him.

"Gotcha!" he said as he gave chase.

Also starring...

Jessie James (Monster Garage)

Nicholas Cage as Randell "Memphis" Raines (Gone in Sixty Seconds)

Vin Diesal as Dominic Toretto (The Fast and the Furious)

Lucas Black as Sean Boswell (The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift)

Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)

Bart Simpson (The Simpsons)

Lisa Simpson (The Simpsons)

Marge Simpson (The Simpsons)

Maggie Simpson (The Simpsons)

Peter Griffin (Family Guy)

Lois Griffin (Family Guy)

Meg Griffin (Family Guy)

Chris Griffin (Family Guy)

Stewie Griffin (Family Guy)

Brian (Family Guy)

The Melizanno continues to lead the squad car through the backroads. The two cars reach several sharp turns. Amanda begins to drift through the turns.

"Where did you learn to drift Amanda?" Lara asked.

"She must have learned from our cousin in Japan." Heather replied. "Our cousin Jade quit pro wrestling to pursue a career in professional drift racing."

"Wow." Joanna said.

Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)

Bart Simpson (The Simpsons)

Lisa Simpson (The Simpsons)

Marge Simpson (The Simpsons)

Maggie Simpson (The Simpsons)

Peter Griffin (Family Guy)

Lois Griffin (Family Guy)

Meg Griffin (Family Guy)

Chris Griffin (Family Guy)

Stewie Griffin (Family Guy)

Brian (Family Guy)

Mario (New Super Mario Brothers)

Link (Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)

Shadow (Shadow the Hedgehog)

Sonic (Sonic the Hedgehog)

Belle Williams (Taxi)

Andy Washburn (Taxi)

Sarge (Red vs Blue)

Simmons (Red vs Blue)

Donut (Red vs Blue)

Church (Red vs Blue)

Tucker (Red vs Blue)

Tex (Red vs Blue)

Dave (Code Monkeys)

Jerry (Code Monkeys)

Todd (Code Monkeys)

Mary (Code Monkeys)

Clare (Code Monkeys)

Mr. Larrity (Code Monkeys)

Dean (Code Monkeys)

Black Steve (Code Monkeys)

Clarence (Code Monkeys)

Benny (Code Monkeys)

Then two more police cars arrived and joined in the chase.

"Bloody Hell!" Heather screamed as Amanda sped ahead of the three cars.

Sam (The Strangerhood)

Wade (The Strangerhood)

Tovar (The Strangerhood)

Griggs (The Strangerhood)

Dickie Dutchmiller (The Strangerhood)

Catherine (The Strangerhood)

Nikki (The Strangerhood)

Dr. Chalmers (The Strangerhood)

Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children)

Barret Wallace (Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children)

Tifa Lockheart (Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children)

Vincent Valentine (Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children)

Yuffie Kisaragi (Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children)

Tommy Vercetti (Grand Theft Auto: Vice City)

Carl Johnson (Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas)

Niko Bellic (Grand Theft Auto IV)

Wu Zi Mu/Woozie (Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas)

Spike Spiegal (Cowboy Bebop)

Jett Black (Cowboy Bebop)

Ein (Cowboy Bebop)

Radical Edward (Cowboy Bebop)

Jamie Hyneman (Mythbusters)

Adam Savage (Mythbusters)

Caboose (Red vs Blue)

Sheila (Red vs Blue)

Grif (Red vs Blue)

O'Malley (Red vs Blue)

Earl Hickey (My Name Is Earl)

Randy Hickey (My Name Is Earl)

Darnell Turner (My Name Is Earl)

Bugs Bunny (Looney Toons)

Daffy Duck (Looney Toons)

Elmer Fudd (Looney Toons)

Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Toons)

Stan Marsh (South Park)

Kyle Browfloski (South Park)

Kenny McCormick (South Park)

Eric Cartman (South Park)

Butters (South Park)

Token (South Park)

Matt Sutton (South Park fankid created by Kyle Gon Jinn)

Nath Richardson (South Park fankid created by Kyle Gon Jinn)

Jimbo Kern (South Park)

Ned Gerblansky (South Park)

Eve (original character by GX7)

Adam (original characyer by GX7)

Joe Cooper (BASEketball)

Doug Remer (BASEketball)

Kenny "Squeak" Scolari (BASEketball)

Marcus (CR4 by Turbo Man)

Regis (CR4 by Turbo Man)

Solid Snake (Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots)

Sam Fisher (Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Double Agent)

Ethan Hunt (Mission Impossible 3)

Captain Scott Mitchell (Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter)

Robert Freeman (The Boondocks)

Riley Freeman (The Boondocks)

Huey Freeman (The Boondocks)

Ed Wuncler III (The Boondocks)

Gin Rummy (The Boondocks)

Buckaroo Banzai (The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai)
Perfect Tommy (The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai)
Sydney "New Jersey" Zweibel (The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai)

Casey Rhodes/Red Ranger (Power Rangers Jungle Fury)

Theo Martin/Blue Ranger (Power Rangers Jungle Fury)

Lily Chilman/Yellow Ranger (Power Rangers Jungle Fury)

Amy (IGPX: Immortal Grand Prix)

Luca (IGPX: Immortal Grand Prix)

Takeshi (IGPX: Immortal Grand Prix)

Liz Riccaro (IGPX: Immortal Grand Prix)

James Sunderland (Silent Hill 2)

Heather Morris (Silent Hill 3)

Johnny Cage (Mortal Kombat Deception)

Liu Kang (Mortal Kombat Deception)

Sonya Blade (Mortal Kombat Deception)

Kitana (Mortal Kombat Deception)

Stan Smith (American Dad)

Roger (American Dad)

Fox Mulder (The X-Files)

Agent J (Men in Black)

Agent K (Men in Black)

Tornado Shanks (Sealab 2021)

Sparks (Sealab 2021)

Marco (Sealab 2021)

Stormy (Sealab 2021)

Onaga (Mortal Kombat Deception)

Shao Kahn (Mortal Kombat Deception)

Shang Tsung (Mortal Kombat Deception)

Quan Chi (Mortal Kombat Deception)

C.M. Punk (Extreme ChampionshipWrestling)
Tommy Dreamer (Extreme ChampionshipWrestling)
Stevie Richards (Extreme ChampionshipWrestling)
Kevin Thorn (Extreme ChampionshipWrestling)

The Boogeyman (Extreme ChampionshipWrestling)

Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Alphonse Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Colonel Roy Mustang (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Winry Rockbell (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Tim Glomb (Viva la Bam)

Bam Margera (Viva la Bam)

Ryan Dunn (Viva la Bam)

Rake Yohn (Viva la Bam)

Chris Raab as Raab Himself (Viva la Bam)

Brandon DiCamillo (Viva la Bam)

Phil Margera (Viva la Bam)

Brandon Novak (Viva la Bam)

Shinn Asuka (Gundam SEED Destiny)

Lunamaria Hawke (Gundam SEED Destiny)

Kira Yamato (Gundam SEED Destiny)

Athrun Zala (Gundam SEED Destiny)

Stone Cold" Steve Austin (World Wrestling Entertainment)

Nemesis (Resident Evil 3: Nemesis)

John Cena (World Wrestling Entertainment)

Tony Francis (original character by GX7 and Turbo Man)

Kyle Bennon (Cannonball Run 4: UK Tour by GX7)

T-Bone (Cannonball Run 4: UK Tour by GX7)

Lobo "Speedy" Gonzalez (Cannonball Run 4: UK Tour by GX7)

Andre (Cannonball Run 4: UK Tour by GX7)

Mini-Me (Austin Powers)

Dr. Evil (Austin Powers)

Dylan Sanders (Charlie's Angels)

Alex Munday (Charlie's Angels)

Natalie Cook (Charlie's Angels)

Henry Deacon (Eureka)

Ricky Bobby (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

Cal Naughton Jr. (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

Randy Datona (Balls of Fury)

Tanner (Driver)

Ryotaro Nogami/Kamen Rider Den-O (Kamen Rider Den-O)

Momotaros (Kamen Rider Den-O)

Urataros (Kamen Rider Den-O)

Kintaros (Kamen Rider Den-O)

Ryutaros (Kamen Rider Den-O)

Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider (Ghost Rider)

James "Jimmy" Hughes (Yes, dear)

Greg Warner (Yes, dear)

Sister (Red vs Blue)

Doc (Red vs Blue)

Andy (Red vs Blue)

Junior (Red vs Blue)

Eva Wei (Oban Star-Racers)

Rick Thunderbolt (Oban Star-Racers)

Koji (Oban Star-Racers)

Stan (Oban Star-Racers)

Master Yo (Ying Yang Yo)

Yin (Ying Yang Yo)

Yang (Ying Yang Yo)

Tobe (Pucca)

Jing-Jing (Pucca)

Shaman (Pucca)

Clown (Pucca)

Muji (Pucca)

Pucca (Pucca)

Garu (Pucca)

Abyo (Pucca)

Ching (Pucca)

Won (Pucca)

Mio (Pucca)

Liquid Snake (Metal Gear Solid)

Harry Mason (Silent Hill)

Leon Belmont (Castlevania: Lament of Innocence)

Otacon (Metal Gear Solid games)

Henry Townsend (Silent Hill 4: The Room)

Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children)

Barret Wallace (Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children)

Tifa Lockheart (Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children)

Vincent Valentine (Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children)

Yuffie Kisaragi (Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children)

Sam Winchester (Supernatural)

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Jan Kandou/GekiRed (Juuken Sentai Gekiranger)

Ran Uzaki/GekiYellow (Juuken Sentai Gekiranger)

Retsu Fukami/GekiBlue (Juuken Sentai Gekiranger)

Gou Fukami/GekiViolet (Juuken Sentai Gekiranger)

Ken Hisatsu/GekiChopper (Juuken Sentai Gekiranger)

Master Chief (Halo 3)

Arbiter (Halo 3)

Cortana (Halo 3)

Harry Potter (Harry Potter movies)

Hermione Granger (Harry Potter movies)

Ron Weasley (Harry Potter movies)

Michael Bluth (Arrested Development)
George-Michael Bluth (Arrested Development)
George Oscar "Gob" Bluth (Arrested Development)
Lucille Bluth (Arrested Development)
narrator (Arrested Development)

Jack Carter (Eureka)

Zoe Carter (Eureka)

Toby Issacs (Degrassi: The Next Generation)

Emma Nelson (Degrassi: The Next Generation)

Manny Santos (Degrassi: The Next Generation)

Sean Cameron (Degrassi: The Next Generation)

Ellie Nash (Degrassi: The Next Generation)

Ashley Kerwin (Degrassi: The Next Generation)

Jay Hogart (Degrassi: The Next Generation)

Paige Michalchuk (Degrassi: The Next Generation)

Gavin "Spinner" Mason (Degrassi: The Next Generation)

Dr. Gregory House (House)

Hiro Nakamura (Heroes)

Detective Robert Goren (Law & Order: Criminal Intent)

Marcus Damon (Digimon Data Squad)

Thomas H Norstein (Digimon Data Squad)

Yoshino "Yoshi" Fujieda (Digimon Data Squad)

Agumon (Digimon Data Squad)

Lalamon (Digimon Data Squad)

Gaomon (Digimon Data Squad)

Tanner (Driver)

Lone Wolf (Cannonball Run 5: Overdrive by BKelly95)

Dark Samus (Metroid Prime 2: Echoes)

Gannondorf (Legend of Zelda games)

Meta Knight (Kirby game series)

Zant (Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess)

The Melizanno finally loses the cop cars by crossing a railroad crosing, before the two barriers come down and a train screeches past the cars. All three cops curse their bad luck.

Featuring...

Mr. Bedlam (Get Ed)

Xemnas (Kingdom Hearts II)

Demyx (Kingdom Hearts II)

Luxord (Kingdom Hearts II)

Xaldin (Kingdom Hearts II)

Xigbar (Kingdom Hearts II)

Saix (Kingdom Hearts II)

Kadaj (Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children)

Yazoo (Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children)

Loz (Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children)

Lilth (Original character by GX7)

Michel Qissi as Tong Po (Kickboxer)

Christopher Walken as Mr. Feng (Balls of Fury)

Combine (Half Life 2)

Grunts (Red vs Blue)

Carmen Sandiego (Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego)

Janice K. Foyt (Original character by GX7)

Tengas (Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie)

Danny Cruger (Cannonball Run 3: The Next Generation by GX7)

"King" William O'Malley (Cannonball Run 4: UK Tour by GX7)

Freddy Krueger (Nightmare on Elm Street)

Jason Voorhees (Jason X)

Leatherface (Texas Chainsaw Massacre)

The Creeper (Jeepers Creepers)

Michael Myers (Halloween: Resurrection)

Sylar (Heroes)

General Kazim (Sahara)

Osama Bin Laden (Postal)

Simon Pegg as Sergeant Nicholas Angel (Hot Fuzz)

Nick Frost as PC Danny Butterman (Hot Fuzz)

Duane "Dog" Chapman (Dog the Bounty Hunter)

Leland Chapman (Dog the Bounty Hunter)

Tim Chapman (Dog the Bounty Hunter)

Justin Bihag (Dog the Bounty Hunter)

Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter movies)

Vincent Crabbe (Harry Potter movies)

Pansy Parkison (Harry Potter movies)

Millicent Bulstrode (Harry Potter movies)

Yuto Sakurai/Kamen Rider Zeronos (Kamen Rider Den-O)

Deneb (Kamen Rider Den-O)

Souji Tendou/Kamen Rider Kabuto (Kamen Rider Kabuto)

Shane Clarke/Red Wind Ranger (Power Rangers Ninja Storm)

Tori Hanson/Blue Wind Ranger (Power Rangers Ninja Storm)

Waldo "Dustin" Brooks/Yellow Wind Ranger (Power Rangers Ninja Storm)

Cameron "Cam" Watanabe/Green Samurai Star Ranger and Cyber Cam (Power Rangers Ninja Storm)

Lone Wolf (Cannonball Run 5: Overdrive by BKelly95)

DVDA

Reel Big Fish

Cletus T. Judd

Weird Al Yankovic

16 Buttons of Justice (Waterman)

Gorilliaz

DMX

Queen Latifah

Bloodhound Gang

JAM Project

Dethklok (Metalocalypse)

Brock Yates

Mr. X (Cannonball Run 3: World Tour by Charles Xavier)

J.J McClure (Cannonball Run)

Victor Prinsi (Cannonball Run)

Jamie Blake (Cannonball Run)

Morris Fenderbaum (Cannonball Run)

Ed (Get Ed)

Burn (Get Ed)

Fizz (Get Ed)

Deets (Get Ed)

Loogie and Dr. Pinch (Get Ed)

Ol' Skool (Get Ed)

Dracula (Dracula: Dead and Loving It)

President Harris (Scary Movie 3)

Olivia Munn (Attack of the Show)

Kevin Pereira (Attack of the Show)

Adam Sessler (X Play)

Morgan Webb (X Play)

GLaDOs (Portal)

Damian Lacedaemion (This Spartan Life)

Benjamin Bright (IGPX: Immortal Grand Prix)

Grant Imahara (Mythbusters)

Tori Belleci (Mythbusters)

Keri Byron (Mythbusters)

Alison Blake (Eureka)

Josefina "Jo" Lupo (Eureka)

Charles Foster Ofdensen (Metalocalypse)

Don Wei (Oban Star-Racers)

Uncle Dumpling (Pucca)

Ho (Pucca)

Linguini (Pucca)

Dolores Umbridge (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

Dirk Pitt (Sahara)

Al Giordino (Sahara)

Doctor Eva Rojas (Sahara)

Shayla Walker waited in Cleveland International Airport with two of her fellow teammates in the Cannonball Run. One was Tim Clarks, former convict pardoned by the President of the United States for a case of mistaken identity. After his pardon, he took a undercover assignment with INTERPOL. Ricky Walters, Tim's friend from the national Cannonball Run, stood by Tim. Ricky wore a pair of sunglasses over his eyes.

"Here she comes." Shayla said as she saw a young woman with fiery red hair, glasses and bluish-gray eyes walk off the jetway. Shayla held up a sign with the name Ginger "Gin" Clarkson, which the young woman noticed right away. She also noticed Tim and Ricky.

"Tim! Ricky!" the woman named Gin said in a English accent. "It's so nice to meet you two."

After greeting her two teammates, she turned and hugged Shayla. "You must be Shayla. It's nice to meet you."

"Nice to see you Gin." Shayla said. "Let's get your luggage and take you to our car for the Cannonball Run."

The four leave the airport and walk to the parking lot. "So Tim here tells me that you are undercover with Scotland Yard. Something about this drug dealer trying to steal the prize money?"

"Yeah." Ginger showed a picture of the suspect. "His name is William O'Malley. He has earned the title King because of his successful drug empire. What he wants with the prize money, when he has all of the money from his drug operation, is beyond me."

Shayla led the three outside to the parking lot,

"Well here is our car." Shayla pointed to a navy blue Ford Explorer. "It's called the Landstalker Mark II. Since my foster brother was able to find the Landstalker from last year and remodel it for us."

"Enough talk about the car." Gin said when she closed the trunk. "Let's get going."

Red Base, Blood Gulch

On this alien planet in this box cannon, there are to rival bases. Red and Blue base. Over at Red Base, the leader of the Blood Gulch Red Team walks out of the base.

"Grif!" cried Sarge with his Southern U.S. accent. "I don't hear any buffering! I love the sound of buffering. Get over here and start buffering the Warthog for the Cannonball Run on Earth."

Sarge has on red full body armor, including helmet. He looks like a Spartan from the game Halo 2.

"I'm coming! I'm coming!" Grif, wearing orange armor, walks up to Sarge. Grif is always being picked on and threatened by Sarge. Poor Grif, Sarge just doesn't like him at all. For example both teams make Public Service Announcments for the people of Earth. In one PSA, they talked about the concerning oil crisis. Unfortunately for Grif, Sarge had to say that any living thing can become gas. So Sarge wounded Grif and buried him alive. Only Grif's arm was sticking out of the ground.

"So Sarge, can you hardly wait for the Cannonball Run to start?" Grif asked.

"I can hardly wait. Now get buffing soldier!"

Meanwhile Donut and Simmons, Simmons has maroon armor and Donut has pink, were watching the Blue Base from the canyon walls using their sniper rifles.

"What are they doing?" Donut asked.

"It looks like they've got a jeep of their own and their tank." Simmons replied.

At the Blue Base self appointed leader and one of only two soldiers who is possessing a robotic body because they're dead, Church, is about ready to address his fellow teammates.

There is Tex, a former Special Ops gone freelance with her Special Ops black armor. Tex used to have a voice disrupter to make her seem like a guy. She also carried the AI O'Malley aka Omega for a while until she was killed and he escaped to Caboose. This in turn started a truce between the two teams. O'Malley moved to the pacifist Doc and then changed to another host, a ship called in for the Red Team. O'Malley's whereabouts are currently unknown. Doc moved back into O'Malley's old lair to turn it into a doctors office. Not a really good idea concidering that Doc failed out of med school. Doc even made the diagnosis that Tucker was pregnant. Something Church failed to believe until he actually saw the thing. Tex is also Church's ex girlfriend. She killed Church's squad on the planet Sidewinder and left him alive as the only survivor. She killed Church's buddy Private Jimmy by ripping his skull clean out of his head and beat him to death with it. Jimmy's last words were "This doesn't seem physically possible!" Her extremely violent behavior and ability to kill a whole unit of soldiers by herself has gave her the title of "Most Violent Person in Blood Gulch". A name she honors with pride.

Tucker is wearing aqua armor. He is second in command of the Blue Team on Blood Gulch. He recently went on a journey with a Convenant Elite alien that was named Fluffy by someone else on the Blue Team. He couldn't remember who named it that frankly. Tucker was later impregnated by Fluffy, via parasitic embryos, and didn't know it. When he found out he denied with "It's not mine!" Unfortunately he gave birth to the alien's baby and it was named Fluffy Jr. Fluffy Jr. is aqua like Tucker with a few bits of blue like Fluffy.

Caboose has the standard Blue armor. He is the dumbest one of the whole group. He joined the military because he thought the recruiting office was for registering for college. Then he thought boot camp was a fraternity initiation. In other words Caboose is retarded. He is the one that kills Church with their own tank. He tried to get the tank's AI, Sheila, to unlock Church as a target. Only it was too late.

After that incident Church was given a robotic body. Along with Tex after she was killed by Donut and a plasma grenade. Now Church is ready to address his team. Tex and Tucker are facing him, Caboose is facing the opposite direction.

"I'm hoping I can motivate you retards to win the Cannonball Run." Church started off his speech.

"I can hear Church, but I can't see Church." Caboose said.

"Caboose...turn around." Caboose did so.

"Oh there you are. I missed you good buddy!"

Church just groans and continues.

"Okay men. The vehicles are ready." Sarge said. "Now that we've settled on the name Warthog..."

"What name?" Grif asked. "You just said we're naming it the Chupathingy and that was it."

"Anyway, our second vehicle over here is called the M274 ULATV Mongoose or Mongoose for short." Sarge pointed to a ATV.

"Grif you get this ATV over here with a AI built in."

"What?" Grif asked. "Why do I get to go solo?"

"Well we all agreed that both Reds and Blues will enter two teams. To improve our chances of winning. We each get a Warthog and a vehicle of our choosing. Since the Blues chose their tank with the AI in it. I called up Red Command and got us this hovercraft called the Ghost with a AI that sounds like a blonde teenager with a valley accent. Now Grif, I'm going to let you live and not threaten your life because we need you to help us beat those damn Blues. Can I count on you to pilot the Ghost to victory?"

"You can count on me Sarge." Grif said. The Grif walks over to the Mongoose. "AI speak."

There was a few tense seconds until the AI did speak and it wasn't in a blonde valley accented voice either. It was in a mad scientist voice. "Hello fools! I'm back! BWAHAHAHA!"

"What the...?" Sarge was surprised to hear the voice of both teams arch rival, O'Malley. "O'Malley? How did you get in there?"

"I was uploaded into this ATV by Red Command." O'Malley replied. "Were you expecting something else?"

Sarge was about to call Red Command and then realized O'Malley would more than likely leave the Mongoose if he did so. He turns his attention back to the Mongoose.

"Go ahead. Red Command made sure I can no longer change hosts via radio anymore. I'm offically stuck in here."

Sarge contacted Red Command. "Vic, why the hell is O'Malley in our Mongoose? I wanted my teenage blonde AI!"

"Oh that." Vic, Red and Blue Command's main contact. Both teams, besides Tucker and O'Malley, don't know that Red and Blue Command are one and the same. Thus making the civil war between both teams pointless. Though neither side really knows that. "Well we're out of blonde teenager valley accent girl voice AI. We had O'Malley downloaded into one of our harddrives and we decided to upload him into your vehicle. Sorry man, but thems the breaks."

Sarge became furious. "Son of a bitch! Well O'Malley. You'll have to do. Are you ready for the Cannonball Run?"

"What the hell is the Cannonball Run?" O'Malley asked.

"Simmons!"

"The Cannonball Run is a race that takes the racer or Cannonballer all over the Earth. Over all seven continents. There is even a huge cash prize for the winner. It's four hundred million dollars this year. With three hundred and fifty hundred million for second place and three hundred million for third." Simmons said.

"With that money I can fund my plans to take over the universe." O'Malley accidently said aloud. "I'll join you on your team in the Cannonball Run."

"Without killing Grif?"

"Of course! Do I get a share of the prize money when we win?"

"I'll do you one better. You can have Grif's share."

"WHAT?"

"Grif, you're not going to live to see the end of this war, because I'll kill you in your sleep! So that's why O'Malley's getting your share. Plus we have more of a reason to defeat him."

"Oh very funny." O'Malley said.

"Alright, but if he tries to kill me on purpose during the Cannonball. I'm taking his share to pay for any medical bills that I have."

"Now that's over with. We can go to the Cannonball starting line." Sarge said. "Onward to victory!"

The Blues have gotten onto their vehicles and were driving past the Red Base to the transport ship. Church cries out from the gunner seat of their vehicle, a Gauss Warthog, named the Puma. "See you at the starting line Reds!"

"This is going to be exciting, ain't it Sheila?" Caboose said from their M808B Main Battle Tank named the Scorpion.

"I'm sure it will be." Sheila, the tank's AI replied as Caboose drove the Scorpion to the Blues transport ship.

"Let's chase after them men!" Sarge got into the passenger's seat of the Sabretooth with Simmons driving and Donut manning the gatling gun. Grif hoped onto the Ghost and the Reds chased after the Blues.

Meanwhile in a cave in the walls of Blood Gulch...

"I can't believe they forgot about us." Sister from the Blue Team said. Sister is Grif's color blind and stereotypical blonde sister. Her yellow armor just gives away her hair color, more than her personality does. Doc, the pacifist field medic for both teams works on their vehicle. Which is a strange alien cargo vehicle and a trailer with a rapid fire plasma cannon on the cannon. Doc is hoping his adjustments to the vehicle can make it go faster than when Caboose and Tucker first found it. Joining the two is talking, foul mouthed and rude bomb Andy. Andy was made by Tex to destroy her A.I. O'Malley if he ever escaped and tried to take over the universe. Also with them is Tucker's blood thirsty alien baby, Junior. Junior was born from a alien that uses parastic embryos to breed. Junior was born with cyan and blue armor, the colors of the father and "mother".

"Well the Spectre is ready for the Cannonball." Doc said coming out from inside the Spectre. "I think we should hightail it to the ship before they leave without us.

The Red and Blue teams loaded their vehicles. Then the Spectre arrived and Doc got out.

"Hurry up Doc." Church said. "Once we all get on board, we're out of here."

"Yeah hurry because I want some action." Andy shouted from the inside of the Spectre.

"Okay the boss is coming with us this year. He also said that he was bringing one more along." James of Team Rocket said. He was waiting by their car, a white BMW 535i with the Team Rocket logo, called the Sentinel XS. Pretty soon Giovanni and Pokemon trainer Ash Kettchum arrived. Jessie, James and Meowth were shocked by this recent turn of events..

"What is the meaning of this boss!" Meowth said. "Why is he here!"

"He's the other teammate I said that I was brining along." Giovanni replied. "So you better play nice or I will fire you! We've got a long road ahead of us and I don't want to hear you three bickering."

"We're ready to go Pikachu!"

"Pika!"

Vice City

A cab pulled up to the Vercetti Estate. Wu zi Mu aka Woozie and Carl Johnson got out. CJ paid the driver and got their bags out of the trunk. They walked to the door, where Niko Bellic was waiting.

"Hey Tommy!" Niko said. "They're here!"

Tommy Vercetti walks out with his and Niko's bags. The two met their teammates from San Andreas.

"Welcome CJ." Tommy shakes hands with CJ and Woozie. "Nice to meet you too Woozie."

"Well we're ready for the Cannonball Run." Niko said. "The car is over there."

Niko points to a orange Dodge Magnum. "Tommy calls it the Argento."

"That's pretty tight Tommy." CJ said.

"Well shall we get going?" Woozie asked.

In Camden, the television at the local crab shack was turned to a news report on the Cannonball.

"Currently, officials for the Cannonball Run are taking applications." said the reporter. "If you think you'd like to give it try, go to the URL seen here."

Darnell Turner, the proprietor of the crab shack, watched the television. Just then, two of his regulars, brothers Earl and Randy Hickey, walked in cheering.

"Hey, Earl!" called Darnell.

"Hey, crabman!" called Earl.

"What are you guys so excited about?" asked Darnell.

"We just crossed something else off the list." said Randy.

"Yup, right here." said Earl as he showed Darnell his karma list. He had written down everything bad he'd ever done and was now trying to make up for them to earn better karma. "Number 233: 'painted grafitti on a convenience store'."

"Sounds like a big task." said Darnell. He looked up at the television and said "Can you believe they're running the Cannonball again? Man, I wish I could enter that."

"Sometimes, karma hits you with all the subtlety of a sledgehammer." thought Earl.

(flashback)

"A few years ago, I asked Darnell for help with Randy." narrated Earl.

Earl ran into the crab shack and said to Darnell "Randy got arrested for speeding over in Gibson. I have to go get him, but he had the El Camino and it's impounded."

"Say no more. Say no more." said Darnell as he took the keys to his Subaru Brat out of his pocket and handed them to Earl. "I'll let you borrow the Subaru, but make sure you return it by the day after tomorrow. I entered it in the Camden County Annual Road Rally."

"Thanks, crabman." said Earl. "I owe you one."

"Make sure you gas it up, too." said Darnell.

"So, I went and got Randy and returned the Subaru to Darnell." narrated Earl.

Earl and Randy pulled into the rally staging area in Darnell's American Flag painted Subaru. He got out and handed the keys back to him.

"Thanks, Darnell." said Earl. "Go out there and give them one for us."

"No problem." said Darnell as he climbed into the Subaru himself. A few minutes later, he started the rally.

"And so, Darnell ran the rally fast and proud..." narrated Earl.

"Boy, Darnell's got quite a distance to drive." said Randy. "I hope he's got enough gas."

"...for about a minute." narrated Earl.

About a mile down the road, Darnell pulled to the side as the Subaru's malnourished engine sputtered and quit. He rested his head on the steering wheel and groaned.

"Luckily, Darnell's not just the crabman, he's a forgiving man." narrated Earl. "But there's someone else who can't forgive me: karma. The result? Number 124 on my list: 'cost Darnell a road rally'."

(end flashback)

"Well, Darnell. Today is your lucky day." said Earl. "You see, you're on my list."

"Thanks, Earl." said Darnell. "I appreciate the gesture, but the Subaru's in no condition for a worldwide auto race."

"No problem." said Earl. "I've got a suitable vehicle."

"But, Earl, however bad the Subaru is, the El Camino's gotta be worse." said Randy.

"Wasn't talking about the El Camino. Come on." said Earl.

Minutes later, they had gone to Earl's and Randy's father's house and opened the garage door. Inside was a blue '67 Ford Mustang.

"Whoa, that is nice." said Darnell.

"Thanks." said Earl. "My dad bought it for me when I was a kid. That same year, I lost it in a street race. I, uh, couldn't reach the pedals. But I won her back and me and dad fixed her up. I just knew that karma gave her back for a reason. Well, let's go."

"Wait, shouldn't we come up with a cool name for it?" asked Darnell.

"Yeah, that's a good idea." said Earl. "Maybe something of a horse theme, like 'Stallion', or 'Clydesdale', or 'Warhorse'."

"How about Thoroughbred?" asked Randy.

"Yeah, I like that." said Darnell.

"Alright. To the Thoroughbred." said Earl.

Xemnas, Saix and Xaldin sit at Tong Po's mansion in Columbia. The dishonored Muay Thai master and former champion moved to Columbia from Mexico in 1994. After his failed death tournament. The tournament that ended the lives of ten martial artist. That's a estimated guess though. Now Tong Po held another tournament that ended in a battle royal to the death. Whoever was the last person still alive after the carnage, received a million dollars. Xaldin and Saix had the displeasure of determining who was still alive and dead.

"Your reputation perceives you Tong Po." Xemnas, the leader of Organization XIII, said as he put butter on a dinner roll. "You've been able to escape the DEA in 1994 and now you've held a second tournament that is much more successful this time."

"I try to stay one step ahead of the United States law." Tong Po said. "As for the tournament. These gladiators as you'd call them are a bit greedy. They all want a million dollars. So I had them kill each other. Then I killed the last one standing. So I wouldn't lose a million dollars."

"Speaking of the last man standing." Xaldin said from the blood covered mat. "We've got a live one here. It's a blonde haired female in her mid twenties. She's wearing a white gi with a yellow belt. How someone so inexperienced could survive against these martial arts masters is beyond me."

"Let alone get into the tournament in the first place." Saix added.

"Do you want to finish her off?"

Tong Po was about ready to say kill her, but Xemnas stopped him.

"You know. I know a way to get back that million if you ever have to give it away."

"You do?" Tong Po seemed interested. "How?"

"First give the survivor the money, have her taken to a hospital and I'll explain it to you."

"Deal!" Then Tong Po turned to the two men. "Let her live and take her to the closest hospital. I'll be by later to give her the prize money for winning the tournament. This better be worth it Xemnas."

"Believe me it is worth it." Xemnas said with a smile. "Have you heard of the Cannonball Run?"

"That international race that is held every year? Yeah I've heard of it. Wasn't once a cross country coast to coast trophy dash in the 80s?"

"Precisely. Only in '87 it was made into the first ever world tour. It wasn't revived until five years ago." Xemnas takes a bite out of his steak. "Good steak bye the way."

"Thank you. The chef here is one of the best in Columbia." Tong Po said. "So you want me to enter the Cannonball Run and win the prize money?"

"No, we need your help to steal it. Sure in the past there were a few that have tried and failed to steal the money. But this year, I do believe my boss has the perfect plan."

"Your boss?"

"You'll meet him soon enough Mr. Tong Po. You'll meet him soon enough." Xemnas smiled and took a sip of his wine.

"I can't believe you accepted Vince's proposal without my persmission. I'm not mad at you Nemesis. Well okay I was mad at you when you told me about it, but I've calmed down a bit." Austin said.

"Stars!" Nemesis said.

"Well let's see what we got here." Austin looked over at their vehicle. It is a Chevy S-10 Blazer painted black with the Stone Cold skulls on the doors. "What is this thing named again?"

"Stttaaaarrrssss!"

"The Olympic? Sounds like a good name. Good job there Nemesis."

Nemesis smiled as their teammates walked into the warehouse where the vehicle was being worked on. Vince McMahon sent John Cena and Stone Cold called up pro skateboarder Tony Francis.

"You've GOT to be kidding me!" Austin said. "Vince sent me this loser!"

"I'm not a loser." John Cena got up close to Austin's face. "I'm the the champ!"

"You're going to be a dead man if you get in my face like that one more time." Cena

immediately backed down. "That much better. Oh and welcome Tony."

"Thanks Steve. If I may call you that." Tony Francis said

"Well at least we have only one loser." Austin said to Nemesis. "Okay introduction time. This is the Olympic, this is your teammate Nemesis and you already know who I am. So if you don't like any of us or the vehicle, I'll open a can of whoop ass on ya. Do you understand?"

Cena and Tony were speechless.

"That's what I thought. Now we need to install the weapons into this thing. Help out will you?"

Jerry, a game programmer for the video game company Gameavision, walks up to his best friend Dave.

"Where have you been?" Jerry asked.

Dave replied with "I just took a deuce in the brownie bowl. That means I just took a dump into the brownie bowl"

"Dave shut up." Jerry was trying to get his friend to stop telling about his recent prank.

"Then I wiped my ass with the brownies."

"Shut up."

"Which is great because my poop is brown and the brownies are brown. So no one is going to notice."

"Dave turn around." Jerry told him and Dave turned around.

"Oh man..." Dave saw his fellow co-workers and boss behind with disgusted looks on their faces.

"Gosh darnit!" Larrity, a oil tycoon from Texas and CEO of Gameavision said. "This is the second time I've eaten shit this week!"

Sometime later...

Everyone met after the brownie bowl incident and has calmed down a bit. They all meet in the conference room. Larrity stands up and addresses his employees.

"Last year a Cannonball Run game was made." Larrity said.

"Yeah that games sucks ass!" Dave said.

"Precisly Dave! That's why we're going to enter the Cannonball Run and make a better Cannonball Run game than those darn brothers that made that crap video game."

"Just how bad was the other Cannonball Run game?" Jerry asked.

"Well..." Larrity started to remember the reports he read on the game. Here are the reports in a flashback.

flashback

"This game sucks!" said one kid playing the game.

At a children's hospital, a kid dying of cancer sits in his bed and plays the game.

"This game gave me even more cancer!" the kid said before dying of the extra cancer he received.

Another kid is cursing God for the bad video game.

"You got my parents divorced! You took my baby sister away and all I wanted was this game to kick ass!"

Pretty soon a angry mob goes to company that made the game, Bellecovision. Then burned it to the ground.

end flashback

"Well anyway be here in about a week. Dean and I have to pick out the vehicle and get it ready for the Cannonball Run. There will be no bridges this year. So we have to use one of these blueprints to build a gadget to cross the oceans."

One week later...

Clarence, Black Steve, Mary, Clare, Benny, Todd, Dave and Jerry met outside the GameAvision building. A public bus pulled up and opened it's door. Dean was driving it.

"Alright losers! Get inside so we go." Dean said.

"A bus?" Mary said. "We're driving a bus in the Cannonball Run?"

"Yep! I call it the Coach." Larrity replied. "We found it in a junkyard. It was recently retired because of the new buses out there. So what do you think? She's got weapons and a submarine mode to cross the oceans. Along with a boat mode for shallow water. Now get aboard everyone. Coffee and donuts are in the back."

Once everyone was aboard, the Coach left for the South Pole.

"I can't believe the car broke down!" Marcus said as his brother Regis and him walked down the road in Mexico. They were on their way to the Cannonball Run, but their car broke down. Now they're trying to find a ride to the border. Eventually they saw a car in the distance. Both thought the heat was getting to them, but the car stopped by them and a man dressed as Baseketball player rolled down the window to a Rolls Royce Silver Wraith. It was Baseketball Player Joe Cooper.

"Need a lift?" he asked.

"Yeah we're entering the Cannonball Run but the car we 'barrowed' broke down." Marcus said.

"We'll we're entering the Cannonball Run too. So we'll be happy to let you join our team." Joe know the two men. "Didn't you guys enter the Cannonball for two years?"

"Yeah why?" Regis said.

"Well it'll be great to have two experienced Cannonballers such as yourselves join our team. Get in the back with Squeak." Regis and Marcus climbed in and sat in between Kenny "Squeak" Scolari. Joe was driving and Doug Remer was being navigator. "Antarctica here we come."

"What is this car called anyway?" Marcus asked.

"We call it the Baron." Doug said.

"While waiting for Gob and the start of the Cannonball, George-Michael went into his father's office to find the road atlas he thought they'd need. He ended up discovering a new level to his cousin Maeby's dark side."

"What are you doing on my dad's computer?" asked George-Michael.

"Check this out." said Maeby. She directed George-Michael to read the online text. "Does this seem sexually explicit to you?"

"It did. In fact, it was the most shockingly sexually explicit thing George-Michael had ever read."

"What are you doing?" exclaimed George-Michael. "Who are you sending this to?"

"Gob." said Maeby.

"You're sending this to Gob?" asked George-Michael.

"Don't be so shocked." said Maeby. "It's not like this is the first one."

"How long have you been doing this?" asked George-Michael.

"I dunno." said Maeby. "How long has your dad had this e-mail address?"

"Not wanting to hear anymore, George-Michael grabbed the atlas and left. Outside, his father Michael was waiting for him as well as his brother Gob."

"Hey, dad." said George-Michael. "Uncle Gob's still not here?"

"No." said Michael. "If he entered the Cannonball without us, I'm reporting him to the Magician's Alliance."

"It was around that time that Gob finally showed up. He was driving what used to be an equipment van for Bluth Construction and was now converted into a seventies-style custom van. Gob, of course, called it the Rumpo."

Gob parked the van and climbed out.

"You know, we were getting concerned you weren't going to show up." said Michael.

"Sorry, I had an errand to run." said Gob. "But enough talk, let's go."

Gob climbed back into the driver's seat, Michael took shotgun, and George-Michael climbed in back.

"Uncle Gob, is that a hot tub?" asked George-Michael.

"Yeah, they had to put in airbag suspension to support the weight, but it was worth it." said Gob.

A light moan was heard from the tub.

"What was that?" asked Michael.

"Yeah, there's something wrong with the pump." said Gob. "I'd suggest not using the tub until I can fix it."

"And with that, the Bluth family went off to write themselves into Cannonball history, one way or another."

Author's Note: This takes place before Beverly Barlowe's return to Eureka in Season 2.

In the top secret town of Eureka, Sheriff Jack Carter drove into the Sheriff department's parking lot after his daily patrol. The town of Eureka was helped created by Albert Einstein and built for the greatest minds in the United States. This town is so secret that it technically doesn't exsist. Here scientists can work on their scientific breakthroughs without harassment. Jack was a former U.S Marshal. Until his daughter commited a crime and eventually made Jack move to the town. He walks in to see U.S. State Depertment agent Alison Blake. Who stood there with her arms folded. Alison is in charge of Eureka and is the one to go to when something goes horribly wrong. This eventually leads to Jack helping out to save the town from interns that can run at 500MPH or a doomsday laser that is aimed at mirrors on the Moon.

"Let me guess." Jack said. "Someone activated another doomsday weapon and you want me to knock it off course with my jeep."

"Not this time." Alison said. "I've got something else to discuss with you. Inside now."

Jack followed inside and saw his deputy Jo, jack of all trades Henry and his daughter.

"Don't tell me..." Jack pointed at his daughter Zoe. Feared she committed another crime.

"Nope." Alison said. "I've called you all here to recruit this man..."

Alison showed them a picture of Buckaroo Banzai. "He's Buckaroo Banzai. He's a brainsurgen, a rock star and a famous scientist. We've been wanting him to move to Eureka for years."

"Why all of us?" Jo said.

"Every year he runs in a international race called..."

"The Cannonball Run." Henry interrupts. "Alison wants three of us to enter the Cannonball Run and to get Dr. Banzai to move his facility to Eureka. So his research is safe and nobody can steal his work."

"So who is it going to be?" Alison asked.

"Jo needs to stay here." Jack said. "I'll do it and I'm taking Zoe with me."

"What!" Zoe shouted.

"Well I've set up our vehicle." Henry said. "So you need me in case everything goes wrong."

"Well it's decided." Alison turned to Henry. "Show them."

Henry lead Zoe and Jack outside to a white Mazda RX-7. "I call her the MX2000."

"Interesting but what can she do?" Jack asked.

"Everything a sports car can do and much better." Henry showed them a invention inside the MX2000. "This here is one of Dr. Banzai's experiments. He used it in a couple of Cannonball Runs. It's called the Hyperthruster. It slows down time for the vehicle, while time flows normally for everyone else. So we'll be sure to catch up to anybody with this baby."

"Let me guess. You stole the blueprints to his Hyperthruster thingy." Zoe said.

"Actually he already patented it." Henry replied. "So I found the blueprints in the patent office. Luckily the government helped get those plans. Well enough talking. We should get ready and go."

Nearing the bridge to Antartica is a Kawasaki motorcycle called the Mitsumi 1000R. It's driver is a young Japanese man with very bad luck, named Ryotaro Nogami. He has four humanoid monsters named Imagin to help him when he needs the help. The Imagin also gives Ryotaro different abilities when he transforms into Kamen Rider Den-O. Currently he's posessed by the Imagin Momotaros, a red Japanese ogre Imagin with a temper.

"(Let me just say, I start on and end on a climax!)" Momotaros shouted while driving the Mitsumi 1000R to the starting line.

"(Are we all ready to go?)" asked Ken Hisatsu aka GekiChopper of the Geki Rangers. THe Geki Rangers were loading their luggage into a white Ford E-250 series van. On the side of teh van is the SCRTC logo. On the hood of the van is Ken's special SCRTC logo. Which is three claw marks and a rhino horn in front of the claw marks.

"(Just as soon as Jan gets his stuff out here.)" said Ran Usaki aka GekiYellow.

Gou Fukami aka GekiViolet tapped his forehead with his right fist. "(Man, Jan will take forever.)"

Gou's brother, Retsu aka GekiBlue, looks in their headquarters and shouts "(Jan! We're ready to go!)"

"(Just a minute!)" Jan walks out with his luggage and he places that into the van. "(I'm driving by the way.)"

Jan climbs into the van and starts the NRG V8 up and once everyone climbs in Jan slams his foot down and leaves the SCRTC building. Even though Jan was raised by tigers and is learning how to do things the human way. He actually learned how to drive. Thanks to Master Shafu, taking him to the local arcade, to practice on the racing games. As Master Shafu said to Jan "There is much training in playing video games."

Hiro Nakamura is one of the Heroes, a group of people who have special powers. His ability is to control space and time. He can teleport to different locations, stop time and travel through time. He carries a katana with him as a weapon. Well Hiro used his teleportation ability to land in the back seat of a gunmetal grey Cadillac DeVille. He looks around to get a idea of where he ended up.

"Who are you and where did you come from?" Hiro looks up at the passenger's seat to see Detective Robert Goren of the NYPD.

Hiro was about to answer when Goren's Cannonball partner Dr. Gregory House, gets in with three cups of coffee from Starbucks. Goren had to open the door for House, as House is a cripple and is carrying his cane.

"Ah you finally made it Hiro." House said. "I take it you used your powers to get here."

"(Yeah but I must've scared this guy here.)" Hiro said in Japanese.

"Don't mind Goren here. He's just a hardass detective with the NYPD Major Case Squad." House hands Hiro and Monk their coffees and put his in a cup holder. "How do you like our car? Goren and I agreed on the name Elegant. He even got it for us from the inpound, after it's original driver was arrested for drug running. This car was actually a part of his collection of cars."

Goren turned back around. "The guy is named Danny "Fast and the Furious Cruger."

"(Nice car but did you have to use Cruger's car?)" Hiro said.

"You heard of Cruger?"

"(Who hasn't?) Hiro said. "(Everyone has heard of the guy that was arrested by a falsely convicted American man. It made headlines all over the world.)"

Belle Williams was sitting in the passenger seat of a Honda Civi hatchback, called the Miyagi. Next to her is Andy Washburn, this year's Captain Chaos. The mask is giving him the ability to drive correctly. The Miyagi continues it's trek to the South Pole.

Randy Daytona looks into his bag and pulls out a fiery red and black mask. There was a F on it in a flame text. This mask was given to him by Victor Prinsi, the original Captain Chaos. This mask was a new mask, besides the Captain Chaos mask. He could remember what Victor told him when he was handed the mask.

"I found two other masks in my attic, inside the chest that held the Captain Chaos mask when I received it. It's chosen you Randy. You're the first ever Captain Fury. The other mask was stolen from me by your father's murderer, Mr. Feng. Mr. Feng has the Total Anarchy mask now and you can't beat him alone. You must work with Captain Chaos to beat him. I know you saw him get electricuted a Central American river, but with the power of Total Anarchy. He survived and is now working for whoever is trying to steal the money this year. Take care of this mask Randy. For the good of the Cannonball Run."

Randy smiled but quickly put the Captain Fury mask back into his bag. As a white Chevy Chevelle with the drawing of a couger was on the hood. The passenger window rolled down to reveal NASCAR racer Ricky Bobby. Driving was his friend Cal Naughton Jr.

"Ready for the Cannonball Randy?" Ricky said. "Get in."

Randy got into the back and put his duffel bag beside him. The Chevelle then sped off to the Cannonball run ferry.

"What is the name of this car?" Randy asked.

"Ricky here named it the Bootlegger." Cal said in reply.

Author's Comment: Well here is the first chapter of CR8. Now I've got to say that even though I'm using the Tong Po from the first Kickboxer movie. I'm basing it all off of the fourth and probably a love it or hate it sequel. Hence the whole drug lord and gladiatorial tournament thing. Because Tong Po was last scene running like a little girl out of his compound in the end of the fourth Kickboxer movie. After his fight to the death tournament failed. So that explains a lot. As for the Illuminati, I've always wanted a secret society, especially a real life secret society, to try their luck at stealing the money. Now it's my chance to do that. I'm a huge conspiracy theorist, so I'm a bit paranoid to think the world is being run by a secret society that wants to take over the world. Well next chapter is the rest of the teams. So please read and leave a nice review with some critism.