A/N - Sorry, sorry, sorry… I meant to update sooner, but like I said I was kinda stuck on what to write for lust and envy (well, I've had ideas, it's just writing them to make them funny that's the problem) I'm still kinda stuck on it, but I really wanna finish this story so I can start on my next story ideas. So sorry if this chapter isn't as good as the other ones… you'd think someone with their mind firmly in the gutter like me would find lust the easiest sin, but apparently not.
P.s. There are a few implied sexual situations in this chapter, but I don't go into detail.
Seven Deadly Sins: Lust
Alice sat on her and Jasper's bed, legs swinging back and forth as she tried to think of a way to cure her boredom, seeing as Edward had "stolen" Bella for the day.
She let out a frustrated sigh that was cut short as her body went rigid. A few minutes later her eyes cleared and a grin spread across her face. This should be fun.
"Oh Roooose" She called out as she hopped off of her bed and went to find her sister.
Meanwhile, down in the Cullen living room…
"What's wrong Emmett, afraid you'll lose?" Jasper teased, smirking at his brother.
"NO! It's just stupid, I mean why the hell would I want to do that"
"Because if you win, I have to buy you a new jeep"
"Interesting…" Emmett pondered, stroking his chin as he considered the benefits of the bet.
"… and if I win-" Jasper started, only to be cut off by Emmett.
"You sure about that?" He smirked again.
"Ch'yeah, like you could beat me at anything" Emmett scoffed, arrogantly.
"Whatever, like I was saying, if I win you have to do whatever I tell you for a whole week" Jasper said, extending his hand.
"You're on!" Emmett grinned, grabbing Jaspers hand and shaking it.
Back upstairs, Alice stood in front of her mirror grinning mischievously at her reflection - there was no way she was going to lose this bet.
"Oooh Jasper" She shouted happily "Can you help me with something real quick?"
Jasper could never deny Alice anything, so he was at her side in an instant, still grinning about his bet with Emmett.
"What di-" He started, but stopped mid-sentence as he took in his wife's appearance.
"I was trying to decide which set looks best" She giggled, twirling in a circle.
Jasper tried to talk, but it came out more as a muffled squeak.
"So what do you think, the black silky bra and panties" She said, gesturing to the underwear she was modelling "Or the red lace bra and thong?" she added, holding up a hanger with red fabric on it.
Jasper coughed trying to talk again, his mouth opening and closing like a gold fish.
"Hmm you're right, I think I should try the red one on for you too" Alice said thoughtfully, fighting a smirk at her husbands reaction… this would be an easy victory.
Downstairs in the living room, Emmett sat down on the sofa, watching TV.
I can go without sex for a week. He thought, puffing out his chest proudly. New jeep here I come.
Too lost in his thoughts, he failed to notice the pair of eyes watching him from the top of the stairs.
Like Alice can beat me, psychic or not, she's going down. Rosalie grinned at her thoughts, adjusting her push up bra and running a hand through her hair one last time. Here goes nothing. And with that she made her way down the stairs.
Emmett was snapped out of his thoughts by the sound of an angel singing, his eyes quickly scanned the room for the source and when he saw his wife he let out a muffled groan.
"R-rose… what the hell?" He asked, his voice sounding very uncharacteristically high pitched.
"What? I'm helping Esme with the spring cleaning" She said, feigning innocence as she stood on her tiptoes, running the feather duster along the shelf.
"Wearing that?" Emmett asked, the hungry look in his eyes betraying the indifference in his voice.
"You mean people don't usually wear this when they're cleaning?" She giggled swaying her hips as she walked over behind the sofa, running the feather duster over her husbands cheek she leaned over and whispered in his ear "Silly me" before continuing with the 'cleaning'
"loosen up my buttons baby" She sang, smirking as she bent over to dust the coffee table.
UH-OH!. Emmett thought as his eyes followed Rosalie about the room, that French maids outfit would be his downfall.
Jasper sat on the bed, leg's crossed tightly as he sang the national anthem in his head in attempt to distract himself from the goddess in front of him, who had now moved onto modelling a lacy corset with matching stockings and underwear.
I can't believe I'm going to lose to Emmett. He thought miserably, tilting his head to the side - groaning again as Alice twirled around slowly.
Or am I? He grinned as he suddenly got an idea.
He stopped fighting the lust he was feeling, and instead let it build up before channelling it all down to where he knew Emmett was. And I'm back in the game!
Meanwhile downstairs again…
Rosalie grinned as she stopped dusting making her way to the kitchen thinking this will teach him for making a bet that affects both of us, time for phase two.
Emmett breathed a sigh of relief and sadness as Rose walked out of the room, he wanted to win the bet but he can't deny he enjoyed her little performance.
Just as he started to relax again, two things happened simultaneously; Rose walked back into the room carrying a bucket of soapy water and a sponge and he felt a burst of pure lust hit him. Instantly knowing that it wasn't all his own. Aww crap!
Operation wet daydream commence. Rosalie smirked, putting down the bucket in front of the window, reaching into it with a sponge.
Emmett twitched, wanting to touch his wife as he watched her wash the windows, although it seemed she was getting more water on herself than the windows.
"Oh darn" Rosalie giggled in a fake-innocent voice as more water poured down her arms and onto her body when she lifted the sponge.
"I guess I'll just have to take this off" She said slowly with an exaggerated sigh.
No! No! No! No! "Aww screw it!" Emmett said, ignoring the voice in his head… allowing himself to be controlled by… a different part of his anatomy.
Edward and Bella walked into the Cullen house hand in hand, just in time to see Emmett throw a giggling Rosalie over his shoulder with a playful growl before running upstairs at vampire speed.
"YES! I won!" Jasper shouted triumphantly, vampire hearing telling him he had won the bet.
At the exact same time, Alice pouted saying "Damn! I lost!"
"What do you mean you "lost"?" Jasper asked raising his eyebrows at his wife.
"I umm…" She stuttered, hands behind herback as she rocked on the balls of her feet.
"You mean you… and all this?" Jasper said more to himself, than her as he figured it all out, she giggled nodding her head in response anyway.
"Well… I'm just going to have to punish you then" He grinned at her, before pouncing.
Back downstairs, Bella looked up at Edward with an expression that clearly said "What the hell?"
"You don't want to know" Edward shuddered, attempting to block out the thoughts… and noise his four siblings were making.
Bella pouted at him, letting him know she did want to know.
"Long story short, Jasper and Emmett made a bet to see who could go without sex the longest, with the time limit being a week… Alice had a vision of them making the bet and made her own bet without Rose, to see which one could get her husband to… umm, crack, first." He finished.
"Oh" Was all she said then jumped in fright at the loud crack coming from upstairs that sounded suspiciously like a bed breaking.
"Was that… actually, I don't want to know" She said shaking her head, following Edward out the front door again, looks like they were going to her house instead.
The lesson: Emmett shouldn't make bets about his sex life with Jasper, as he will lose and beds will be broken…
A/N - Very sucky chapter… but I did warn you I couldn't make lust funny, I did have 2 other ideas for the chapter, and when I've finished with jealousy/envy then I might make extra chapters with the other ideas, not sure though… I may just leave it at seven.
Review please? I want to get 300 reviews for this story before I finish (and by the amount of favourites this story has, that is possible)