Sasuke and Naruto's Giant List of Kinks
A/N: This is a little one shot that I have been working on but never really started very much. Bleh.
(Naruto: This is totally no my kink. Sasuke is the resident sadist.
Sasuke: You weren't complaining last night, dobe.
Naruto: Well, your mouth is very talented…
(Sasuke: I may be the resident sadist, but Naruto is the resident masochist.
Naruto: Am not! I don't even know why the author put this on this list. sniff)
(Sasuke: Again, Naruto's kink.
Naruto: I'm not the own who has the collection of leather mini skirts, now am I?)
(Naruto: No comment.
(Naruto: Okay, I'll admit to this one! turns to Sasuke Can we use ramen next?
Sasuke: Tch, no. Baka.)
6- Dirty Talk.
(Naruto: points at Sasuke
Sasuke: averts gaze
Naruto: whispers His mind is always in the gutter. It's always 'suck it harder bitch' or 'gonna fuck you over every flat surface in this damned apartment'.
Sasuke: What was that?
Naruto: Nothing, dear.)
(Sasuke: Naruto likes to watch taunts
Naruto: blushes Che, like you didn't get me that dildo for the same reason.
Sasuke: Shut up.)
(Naruto: I the hand cuffs. Sometimes. glares
Sasuke: You love them all the time. I prefer whips and anal beads. is smug)
(Naruto: No comment.
Sasuke: Don't ask Kiba or Neji about this. Or I will murder you. Violently. Using toothpicks. )
(Sasuke: Yeah, that blonde idiot over there? He likes to watch porn when we screw.
Naruto: Sasuke, I'll take away sex!)
(Naruto: I can't believe the author just wrote that word.
Sasuke: You'd be surprised what I can fit in Naruto's ass. It's a turn-on really.
Naruto: You're kidding.
(Naruto: I told you guys, I like handcuffs.
Sasuke: And I like it when you beg to be pounded through the mattress.
Naruto: That's it! No more sex. For a month.
Sasuke: mumbles Yeah, sure.
Naruto: I mean it.)
(Sasuke: There was that one time with Gaara.
Naruto: It was more than once. And what about Sai and Neji?
Sasuke: Okay, so it's more like threesomes.
A/N: I can't believe I just wrote that. Well, actually I can. Hm. Hope y'all like it.