Iwagakure

"I swore that I'd never come back here un…" Deidara said under his breath. He was transformed into a 13-year-old and walking around Iwa. "Now, where the hell are they un?" Deidara looked around his old village. "The text message says to check the dango shop un…" The blonde made his way to the shop that used to be his favorite sweet shop. There he saw, "Demnyx?" Said water master turned to him. "Beat it kid, I'm busy." Deidara twitched, but decided to have a little fun. "Hey mister, what'cha doin'?" Demnyx sighed, "I'm waiting for someone kid, go away." Deidara scowled and said, "It's me you idiot un!" Demnyx turned to him. "Dei-Deidara? Why are you transformed into a thirteen year-…wait, nice try kid but I'm not stupid. If you're Deidara, prove it." Demnyx said, smirking. Deidara glared Demnyx. Stupid water dork. He thought. Deidara dragged Demnyx to an alley and turned back to normal. "Happy un?" Demnyx nodded, "Sure, but why were you…" Deidara rolled his eyes. "Fan girls," He stated, "They have a tendency of trying to steal my stuff un. So, where are the others un?" Deidara transformed back into the thirteen year old. Demnyx nodded and turned to the main street. "Follow me," Demnyx led Deidara out to where there were less people. Deidara recognized where they were headed. "You guys are hiding at my old home un?" Demnyx turned to Deidara. "Your old home? I didn't know that. I just stay there." He started walking but Deidara leapt on ahead. "Hey! Do you know where you're going?" Demnyx asked. Deidara waved his hand in the air. "I know more about Iwa than you do un!" Deidara led Demnyx to his old house. "Wow. How'd you know it was here?" Demnyx said. Deidara rolled his eyes. "I told you, this is my old home un." Deidara headed inside. It was empty. "Where is everybody un?" Demnyx smirked. Deidara heard an explosion from the back. He headed to the back of the house. There he saw that his friends were training. Sasori moved his index finger making his puppet attack Kari. "Barrier!" Darkness came up to shield her. Itachi came up from behind. "Amatrasu!" Kari jumped into the air, dodging here brother's attack. She took out her Katana and blocked Samehada. Both Kari and Kisame did hand signs, "Suiton: Water Shark Bomb no Jutsu!" Their attacks canceled each other out. Kari quickly jumped back as Itachi slashed his own katana at her. "Rasedori!" Chidori appeared in one hand and Rasengan in the other. Kisame was the unlucky man that got hit by the attack. It hit him straight in the stomach and threw him into a near by cliff. "Looks like Sharky's outta the battle. Who's gonna be next?" Kari stated. Itachi glared at the hole in the cliff that was his partner and charged at Kari. Kari put a hand up, signaling a time-out. Itachi and an oncoming Sasori both stopped dead in their tracks. Kari smirked and stated to Deidara, "Long time no see Deidei; it's been what, three months since that day? Sorry for not informing you off our location until yesterday. We didn't want Kyubi knowing our location and besides that, someone dropped the bag with our cell phones in a river." Kari, Sasori, and Itachi all glared at Kisame, who was climbing outta the hole in the side of the cliff. "I said I was sorry about 500 times you know!!!" the blue man whined. Deidara smirked at Kisame's childish whine. "It's alright un. I had a feeling you guys were alright, Leader-sama didn't though un. Then again, he's been pretty busy with XIII lately. Them and Kyubi's been trying to get to Naruto too un." Kari nodded. She had a feeling that Kyubi would want to get rid of other Jinchuriki. When they had passed through Suna, Gaara had been in the hospital due to an attack Kyubi had launched there. Luckily, Kyubi had bitten off more than he could chew, and Gaara only suffered a few minor injuries. Kari was brought out of her thoughts when Deidara chuckled. Deidara stared at her and said, "I see this comes as no surprise to you Kari-chan un. Didn't expect it to. What I expected was an answer to this, how'd you guys get away un?" Kari sighed. "Well…"

Three months earlier…

"SHIT! WE GOTTA MOVE!!!" Sasori yelled, sensing Kyubi's chakra. Kisame and Itachi looked at him confused. Then, their eyes widened as they both felt the chakra. Just as the three were about to run, Demnyx appeared through a portal. "Demn-" Sasori started, only to interrupted by the water lord, "No time. Come on, get through!" When the three Akatsuki members hesitated, Demnyx pulled them through his portal…

With Kari…

Kari he's gonna blow the whole place! Kira stated. He may not be able to control Kari's body, but he could still help her. Kari saw a portal open to her right and slipped through just as the flames came at her. She arrived in Iwa…and landed on Kisame. "OW! What's the big- oh! Hi Kari-chan! Hey…are those…burn marks?" As Kisame finished the sentence, Itachi pushed him aside to check his sister. "Are you ok sis!?!" He pulled her closer and examined the burns. "I'm fine Itachi. Kira was able to make a portal before the redhead blew me sky high…We're in Iwagakure?" Sasori nodded in response. Then he turned to Demnyx, "Yes, that's not my question. My question is, why?" Demnyx shrugged. "I just made a portal to anywhere, didn't know where I was headed." Kari sighed…

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"So…water dork here saved your asses un?" Deidara stated. Sasori glared at him. "That's not the point you brat! The reason we contacted you is because Kari says that she needs more training. We've also contacted Hidan and Tobi." Deidara raised an eyebrow, "Tobi un?" Kari nodded, "I already trained with Kakuzu. He stopped by last month and left last week." Deidara nodded in response. There was a crash from inside. "TOBI YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT YOU KNOW THAT!?!" The four Akatsuki members sweat dropped. Demnyx stared at the back door. He heard Kari, Deidara, and Sasori say, "3…2…1…" Hidan slammed through the door. "THERE YOU FUCKERS ARE!!! I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER THIS FUCKING VILLAGE FORYOU GUYS!!!!!!!" Everyone sweat drooped again. Kari then glared at Hidan, "WHAT DID YOU CALL US HIDAN!?!" Hidan jumped back, then glared into Kari's sharingan. (Big mistake on his part, don't ya think?) He was suddenly dragged into the tsukuyomi world. He was tied to a cross. (Remember? The one Kakashi was tied to?) "…NOT AGAIN!!! NO! DON'T TORCHURE ME TO A MINDLESS ZOMBIE AGAIN!!! I FORGOT WHO I WAS TALKING TO!!! PLEASE KARI-CHAN!!!!" Kari appeared in front of the panicking jashinist. Hidan saw a poisoned katana in her hand. His eyes widened, "COME ON!!!DON'T DO IT!!!" Kari cocked her head, "You know the drill…72 hours…" Hidan gulped. She's different then before… He thought, Usually when I scream she rolls her eyes and lets me off with a warning…I'm so screwed… Kari stabbed him with the katana…

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Axel stared at the bowl of ramen sitting in front of him. "Is something wrong sir?" the cashier asked him. Axel looked up, "No, just thinking." She nodded and walked away. It struck him strange that when he was himself, no one noticed who he was, but when Kyubi took over…they followed his every order. Not that he cared. Infact, right now, he wished he was dead. He felt empty since that day, three months ago. Especially since that same day, Demnyx went missing. He couldn't go back to the village thanks to his demon. Whenever a jinchuriki was around, Kyubi challenged it. The only two that hadn't died (Of the ones he had found) were Gaara and Naruto. Though, that was because Axel had momentarily taken over and lost on purpose. He finished the ramen and stood up. He'd better head away from this village and back to the town he was in before. The smaller the place, the better chance Kyubi won't take over…

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72 Tsukuyomi Hours Later…

"Oww…Sorry Kari-chan…So you wanted to train with us physically?" Hidan said after the torture was over. Kari nodded, "Yes, I need a change of battle. Can't get used to fighting against those four can I?" Deidara noticed the smirk in her tone. He smirked as well. Judging by the way she hit Hidan with the tsukuyomi, She'd gotten plenty stronger. Luckily, I've been training my ass off. Looks like the only reason we're here is because they know Hidan and Tobi haven't been training. Deidara turned to Sasori. Deidara saw the sudden twinkle in his dana's eyes. Hidan chuckled, "Fine…get ready Kari. I'm about to fucking blow you away!" Hidan charged at the female Uchiha. Kari vanished with the wind. "Huh? Where'd she-" Hidan felt a kick in his stomach and felt that he was thrown back into a cliff. Tobi stared wide eyed at the hole Hidan had made when he went into the cliff. Then he turned to where Kari was standing. He gulped. She's gotten way faster… He turned to the other Akatsuki members, I bet they've all been training their butts off…even Deidara-senpai hasn't been around being lazy like me and Hidan. I know that Senpai was probably training when he disappeared. Tobi saw Hidan climb out of the hole he was in. "Damn…then take this!" He charged at Kari again. He raised his scythe. Kari smirked, "I've made it better…" Hidan stopped, "What?" Kari looked at the ground, her face hidden by her bangs. "I've…become stronger…faster…you…don't stand a chance against me Hidan. Back down." Hidan stared at her like if she was crazy. "No way, I never back down from a challenge from one of my fellow members. You know that Kari." Hidan charged again. He raised his scythe and brought it down. It was blocked by Kari's katana. Hidan's eyes widened. I didn't even see when she…damn it! He aimed a kicked to Kari's stomach. Kari punched him in the face, sending him into the same hole he was in before. Deidara smirked. She's so fast…but then again… Deidara disappeared and appeared behind Kari, who blocked his punch. "You've been training as well. Haven't you Deidara?" Kari said. Deidara smirked, "You think I'd let you guys get ahead of me? We're a team, we've gotta be at the same level. I've even made some new forms of art." Kari and Sasori smirked. Leave it to Deidara to read their minds even at the distance they were apart. "Well…come on then. I'd love to see it." Kari said…

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Yay!! My laziness finally went away!!!

Deidara: There was a lot of lazy here in the Akatsuki lair.

Sasori: true….

Well…I don't own Naruto, or Axel and Demnyx…anywho, R&R guys…ttyl.