Somewhere, amongst the innumerable parallel dimensions:

Somewhere, amongst the innumerable parallel dimensions:

Voldemort sneered down at Harry. "So, Potter, it's down to you and I. Only one of us will live to see the end of this confrontation, and I assure you it will be I."

A sudden flash of cascading lights interrupted Harry's reply.

Voldemort blinked. Voldemort blinked again. "Um… is that two humping aardvarks?"

"Avada Kedavra!" Voldemort slumped to the ground, dead. "Yes." Harry replied. He apparated away, ready to share the news of his victory with Ron and Hermione.

And the two aardvarks kept humping away.

A/N: This just hit me, on a whim. If you've ever enjoyed my crack-tastic fics, and you want to show your appreciation, just slip a cameo of two humping aardvarks into your story. Hell, convince your fellow writers to do the same. After all, 'pumpkin' pie is over used, I say it's time we H/Hr shippers rally around a new banner: two humping aardvarks.

If you ship Harry/Hermione, cut and paste this into your signature:

Somewhere in the world, two aardvarks are humping.

Let's start a new, even more inane, internet trend.