29.) If you want a list of Kakashi's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
30.) Kakashi has never blinked in his life. Never.
31.) Kakashi doesn't need to swallow when eating food.
32.) Thanks to his mask, Kakashi owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1992 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno, and a Monopoly "Get out of Jail Free" card.
33.) Kakashi invented Water.
34.) Kakashi went looking for a bar, but couldn't find one. He walked to a vacant lot and just sat there. Sure enough, within an hour and a half, someone constructed a bar around him. He ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. He yelled over the roar of the flames, "Always leave things the way you found them!"
35.) Kakashi Hatake is Luke Skywalker's real father.
36.) Kakashi does not use spell sheck. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
37.) Kakashi doesn't have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
38.) When you open a can of whoop-a$$, Kakashi jumps out.
39.) There are no disabled people, only people who have met Kakashi Hatake.
40.) Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Kakashi to die before they attack.
A/N: Yeah, I know it was lame. But it's my first story, so cut me some slack.