HARRY POTTER AND THE
WAND OF PLEASURE
The following conversation was obtained using Myspace IM messenger .
We decided to randomly see how many people attempt to Engage in Cybersex with young girls that they have never spoken to before.
seeing BobcatPaul's display picture (Which looked like Harry Potter)
we just had to mess with him.
We expected him to end the conversation abruptly , however he did not ...o0
sincerest thanks and apologies go to BobcatPaul for this rather
interesting attempt at Cyber Sex
please feel free to express your thanks to BobcatPaul for being such a good sport .
No matter what we threw at him he just kept on going like the trooper he is .
We really wanted to include the pic to show you... but we couldn't. Please review!
Tazzy and Lulu
Hitoei: OMG! Hi Potter!
BobcatPaul: WHOS POTTER LOL
Hitoei: your display picture
BobcatPaul: OK LOL SO WHAT ARE YOU DOIN
Hitoei: playing with my magic wand
BobcatPaul: ARE YOU HAVIN FUN
Hitoei: yes it's quite pleasureable
BobcatPaul: I WISH THAT COULD BE MY MAGIC WAND
Hitoei: you have a wand harry?
BobcatPaul: YES I DO
Hitoei: is it a big wand, harry?
BobcatPaul: YES ITS VERY BIG
Hitoei: is it a powerful wand, harry?
BobcatPaul: VERY POWERFUL
BobcatPaul: AND HARD
Hitoei: will you cast a spell on me, harry
BobcatPaul: YES IF YOU WANT
Hitoei: can you cast a expecto-petroleum jelly, harry?
BobcatPaul: YES I CAN
Hitoei: well go on then, harry
BobcatPaul: WELL I WOULD RUB MY WAND TILL THE MAGIC CAME OUT
Hitoei: will Ron be there to help, since you're blind without your glasses?
BobcatPaul: NO IT WILL JUST BE ME AND YOU
Hitoei: what about Hermione?
BobcatPaul: YEA IF YOU WANT TO LET HER IN TO
BobcatPaul: SO WANT TO CYBER OR NO
Hitoei: only if Ron joins in as well as Hermione
BobcatPaul: YEA SURE
Hitoei: go get them then
BobcatPaul: K, FIRST I START BY KISSIN YOU AND TAKIN OFF YOUR CLOTHES
Hitoei: what about ron
BobcatPaul: RON STARTS ON HERMIONE
BobcatPaul: RONS STARTS THEN ON YOU
BobcatPaul: AND TAKES OFF YOUR THONG
Hitoei: Ron asks you to help him with the rest of my clothes
Hitoei: while Hermione reads the karma sutra to instruct us
BobcatPaul: THEN I LIE YOU DOWN AND GO SLOWLY DOWN YOUR SEXY BODY WHILE YOU SUCK RONS DICK
Hitoei: i reach down to stroke your wand to make it powerful
BobcatPaul: AND MY WAND STARTS TO GROW AND GET BIGGER AND STRONGER
BobcatPaul: THEN I STICK MY TONGUE AND FINGERS INSIDE YOUR PUSSY FAST AND HARD
BobcatPaul: AND RON IS PLAYIN WITH YOUR TITS
Hitoei: i start screaming for your wand
Hitoei: Hermione leaves
BobcatPaul: THEN I STICK MY LONG WAND INSIDE YOUR MOUTH WHILE RON WORKS ON YOUR PUSSY
BobcatPaul: AND LET YOU DO WHATEVER YOU WHAT WITH MY JUCIEY WAND
Hitoei: i run my tongue around the outside of your wand... then suck on the head until you are moaning my name... then i open my throat and take in your entire wand
BobcatPaul: MMMMMM HARRY LIKE
BobcatPaul: AND RONS FUCKIN YOUR ASS
BobcatPaul: HARD AND GOOD
BobcatPaul: HARRY WANTS MORE
BobcatPaul: ARE YOU GOIN TO GO FAST OR SLOW
Hitoei: i start off slow and im gradually speeding up
BobcatPaul: THEN HARRY PUTS HIS DICK INSIDE YOUR DICK
BobcatPaul: PUSSY MY BAD
BobcatPaul: AND HARRY FUCKS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
Hitoei: i cast a Lumos and Engorgio on your wand which causes your wand to light up and enlarge to help with fucking the shit out of me
Hitoei: i am currently riding your huge wand and it feel so goooooooooooooood! harry
BobcatPaul: AND IAM SQUEEZIN AND SUCKIN YOUR TITS
Hitoei: i'm loving it so i wrap my legs around you and beg you to accept my friend request on my space
BobcatPaul: OH I DID ADD YOU
BobcatPaul: THEN I PICK YOU UP AND PUT YOU AGAINST THE WALL AND START BANGIN HARD AND FAST
Hitoei: I Accio Hermione to come back... and she brings Snape and Draco with her...
Hitoei: I then Imperio Ron into fucking you up the ass while sucking Snape off...
Hitoei: Hermione is taking pictures when Dumbledoor and Hagrid burst into the room... they then start fucking on the floor... I 8-)
BobcatPaul: AND ME AND YOU ARE BANGIN IN THE CORNER
BobcatPaul: THEN I GO DOWN TO YOUR PUSSY AND LICK THE SHIT OUT OF IT
Hitoei: Draco Then Pulls Hermione away from her camera and fucks her against the wall ... then casts an Avada Kadavra on her
BobcatPaul: THEN HERMIONE STARTS SUCKIN MY WAND
Hitoei: you start fucking me up against the wall again
BobcatPaul: WHILE YOU PUT YOUR ARMS AND LEGS AROUND ME AND IAM ALSO SQUEEZIN AND SUCKIN YOUR TITS
Hitoei: then Ron starts fucking you, snape is fucking him, snape is being fucked by dumbledoor. Hargird is being fucked by draco whilst fucking Dumbledoor,... Hermione isn't included... as she is dead
BobcatPaul: THEN I LIE DOWN AND LET YOU PUT YOUR PUSSY IN MY FACE
BobcatPaul: AND I LICK YOUR PUSSY WHILE YOU PLAY WITH YOUR TITS AND MOAN
Hitoei: I Crucio you to give you the pleasure pain feeling
and beg you to cum in me
BobcatPaul: FIRST I BANG THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR ASS FAST AND HARD I BANG OUT YOUR BRAINS
BobcatPaul: WHILE YOU SCREAM AND MOAN
BobcatPaul: AND I SPANK YOUR ASS A COUPLE OF TIMES
BobcatPaul: WHILE YOU ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF IT
Hitoei: oh yea
BobcatPaul: THEN WE DO 69
Hitoei: oh yea
Hitoei: give it to me Harry Potter
BobcatPaul: ILL GIVE IT TO YOU HARD AND GOOD
Hitoei: I suddenly make a startling discovery! You're not Harry Potter are you! You perve... Bitch Slaps... you lied to me... I was a virgin... Runs from room Naked While Draco, Dumbledoor, Snape, Ron and Hagrid stick around to see if you're up for some major man time?
BobcatPaul: AND WHATS THAT
Hitoei: They proceed to gang rape you
BobcatPaul: NOT IF I CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT
Hitoei: Use your Wand Harry
BobcatPaul: FUCK THAT I USE MY HAND TO KICK THE SHIT OUT OF THEM
Hitoei: they use their collective wands and proceed to gang rape you
Hitoei: are you ok harry?
BobcatPaul: IAM WATCHIN THE GAME
Hitoei: Voldemort bursts in and drags you back to his lair for hours more bum fun.
Hitoei: The End
BobcatPaul: NOPE I KILL HIM AND GO BANG YOU SOME MORE
BobcatPaul: THE END
BobcatPaul: ITS A HAPPY ENDIN
BobcatPaul: FOR YOU AND ME
Last message received at 13/01/2008 03:48
BobcatPaul: ARE YOU THERE
Hitoei: I've flown away on my fire bolt