A/N I know I never thought I'd actually finish this story! But I was flipping through finishing off old works, and this really was a disappointment, Neji is so OOC, but it will end that way, so whatever… I don't mind, sorry peoples it was a terrible work, and I am ashamed…. T.T Please forgive me /bow/ as I always forget, I DO NOT OWN NARUTO! IF I did, there would be better female ninja…

Shikamaru shook Neji awake, and they stretched, pulling each other into the shower, causing the Hyuuga prodigy to blush. Shikamaru smirked, and they turned on the water, both yelping as the chill washed through them. Shikamaru kissed Neji on the neck, smiling faintly; they scrubbed each other down, stretching out sore muscles. They immediately dressed, and headed out, their original plan was to go to another princess snow movie, but, they fell asleep in the middle of it, holding hands, they woke up after the second showing and a chewing out by the manager, they left, movies were not made for ninja dates…

They headed out to the training ground, more romantic at least for them… Shikamaru yawned lazily, "Do you really want to spar Neji?" He said between fingers, Neji nodded, and Shikamaru shrugged, "You will win, I'm not good at hand to hand, how troublesome." Neji nodded, and they began, Neji fluidly dodging Shikamaru's pathetic attempts, you could tell he wasn't even trying, so Neji decided to be wicked, he twirled around, tickling Shikamaru every time he touched him, that got a good rise out of the ninja. Shikamaru began trying to dodge, but Neji always got him, and got a laugh before twirling out of reach. Shikamaru groaned, and the fight continued.

When Neji found a particularly ticklish spot, he suddenly couldn't move, and he looked at Shikamaru, "That's cheating." He stated, staring at Shikamaru. Shikamaru gazed at him smirking he stepped back, causing Neji to do the same, then he stepped closer, "My turn to tease, how troublesome." He smirked wickedly in a teasing manner. Neji's eyes opened wide, when he stroked Neji's sides, teasing him, with feather light tickles Neji gasped, giggling, which received a laugh from Shikamaru. Shikamaru tackled him to the ground, and began a fierce tickling battle, he soon released Neji, and they were at each other, tickling every inch of skin they could touch, and soon they were rolling around laughing, they rolled into a meadow clearing, both smiling and laughing.

Static filled the air when they looked at each other, and they scooted closer, smiling faintly, their lips met half way, Shikamaru pulling him close, and delving into a deep pleasurable kiss, Neji moaned and Shikamaru began stroking his hip, laughing as Neji whimpered, his touch was fiery, and he stroked his Neji's hip slowly and tenderly, so sensual that Neji had to grit his teeth from jumping Shikamaru. Neji ended the kiss gasping for air, and Shikamaru took that opportunity to latch onto Neji's neck, nipping and sucking, biting here and there, Neji moaned, melting into Shikamaru's touch.

Shikamaru smiled faintly and opened Neji's tunic, and Neji stiffened, "Its ok." He murmured continuing licking and nibbling, tickling Neji's sensitive sides. Neji gasped, moaning softly, Shikamaru continued his assault, reaching Neji's hips; he pulled down the shorts Neji wore under his Kimono. Neji gasped as the cool air touched his hot body. Shikamaru continued his pleasurable assault, before flipping Neji over, receiving a gasp from the other ninja, "I'm going to prepare you Neji." He whispered in the white ninja's ear. Neji nodded briefly, and Shikamaru sucked on three of his fingers, sticking one in, and wiggling until Neji's tight entrance stretched, then he put two in stroking, searching, and when Neji cried out in pleasure, finding the spot. He inserted three, stroking Neji's sensitive spot, he smirked, continuing stroking it, Neji's cries getting louder, as he came closer and closer to cloud nine.

Shikamaru positioned himself at Neji's entrance, kissing Neji deeply he eased in, receiving a gasp from the Ninja, until he began to move in and out, hitting Neji's sweet spot, Neji cried out in bliss, causing Shikamaru to reach around massaging his member, Neji gasped and they thrust in time, both coming, calling out the others name. Neji gasped, eyes wide, "That was…" he panted, as Shikamaru lay on top of him, "I know Neji…" he said, smiling faintly.

They both stood up, dressing, and Neji rubbed his sore behind, and Shikamaru propped him up, they slowly walked home, laughing and talking, but becoming serious when they entered the village, holding hands, they walked home, taking a nice warm shower. Both shivering, they collapsed naked in bed. "I love you Shika." Neji whispered, thinking Shikamaru had gone to bed, Shikamaru looked at him yawning, "I love you too Neji." He muttered, Pulling Neji closer.

A/N I know lame ending, but hey I totally forgot the direction this story was going, I mean I think I started this in … eighth grade dude… I feel old…. Sorry read my other stories, I know this one was L A M E LAME! Rand R please, and any random creepy couples always welcome with a WEIRD warped plot you know /wink wink/ Doesn't hurt that I like Sasuneji better than Shikaneji now…