Round 1: Minion battle

Author's Note: I own neither Lord of the Rings nor Harry Potter.

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Somehow, due to a magical accident in their own world, Voldemort and all his henchmen have ended up in the Lord of the Rings world. Voldemort decides it is a good place to be because Harry Potter isn't here and his Horcruxes are safe in his native world. This can only mean one thing. IT'S TIME TO CONQUER MIDDLE EARTH!

Inevitably, Voldie and co. come up against Sauron, the Dark Lord of this world. The two will have a showdown to determine who conquers the world.

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Voldemort's giants, dementors, and Death Eaters meet Sauron's orcs, evil men, and oliphants on an open plain. The Death Eaters cast massive amounts of Fiendfyre, which charges and massacres the orcs and evil men up front and causes the ones behind to retreat. The Death Eaters start roasting marshmallows over the burning corpses.

The retreating orcs and evil men run straight into the dementors, who flew above and behind them. The dementors start sucking orc and human souls out and the orcs and men are powerless to hurt them, as they cannot do the patronus charm. The entire army is eliminated. Voldemort uses Dark Magic to make their corpses into Inferi. Now he has formed a massive army out of Sauron's defeated one. Voldemort then goes to join his Death Eaters in roasting marshmallows over burning enemy bodies.

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