Due to a massive amount of requests for a continuation of the "humorous part" of my story; "Dearest Sarah": I have created this fan fiction to meet your demands.
-Crystal A. Shores
JARETH: You are so proud of yourself for having readers demanding things; aren't you?
ME: Shut up, oh one whose head is like a pincushion. Who am I to argue with the readers?
JARETH: You argue with everyone, darling.
ME: And your point is? Anyway: this is a prologue.
JARETH: You also point out the obvious far too much.
ME: Didn't I tell you to shut up?
JARETH: Do you want to go back into the closet?
ME: You wouldn't dare!!!! I'll just have yodeladyhoo talk you out of it again.
JARETH: Tsk, tsk; sending your readers in to do your dirty work. What sort of an Authoress are you?
ME: You know; you really should be quiet. I am the Authoress, after all.
JARETH: Oh, I shiver. What are you going to do? Poke me to death with a pen?
ME: I wrote you into this fic and I can write you right back out, little mister.
JARETH: -is insulted- "Little mister"? How dare you call me that?!?! Me; the all-powerful king of the goblins!!!!!!!!
ME: …you sound like a girl when you're mad.
JARETH: -is in shock that someone would dare insult his royal person-
ME: What? You do!
JARETH: -sobs- It's true!!!!!
ME: Stop that! You don't act like that!!!!
JARETH: Don't panic too much, love. Remember; I only say what you write me as saying.
ME: -stares at Jareth in shock-
SARAH: You called her "love".
SARAH: She's a girl.
JARETH: What of it?
SARAH: Her mind is reeling.
JARETH: Oh, for the love of Sarah WHY?!?!?!?!
SARAH: -ignores last comment- I think she's trying to figure out what your kids will look like.
JARETH: -is disgusted-
SARAH: Oh, Authoress: I have a problem!!
ME: What now?
SARAH: I just went and read "It Is Strange…" and I go crazy in it!!!!!
ME: And this is a problem…why?
SARAH: -shrieks- I'M NOT CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JARETH: I beg to disagree.
SARAH: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
JARETH: -stares at Sarah with odd expression-
ME: Anyway; as I was saying before Mr. and Miss Crazy over here butted in-
JARETH: I do not "butt" into anything.
ME AND SARAH: -exchange highly amused look and begin giggling-
JARETH: -disconcerted- What?
ME: You said "butt".
SARAH: With both "T"s. You can't worm out of this one: it's in print.
JARETH: Kill me now.
ME: Too busy, deary-doll. So…this fic will be the random ramblings of…what now?!??!?!?!
JARETH: -stops raising his hand- You have no disclaimer.
SARAH: Déjà vu, anyone?
ME: Disclaimer: I do not own anything that has to do with the movie "Labyrinth".
JARETH: That was painfully blunt.
ME: I. Don't. CARE!!!!!!!! –shouts- AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE—mzgfhjsthtrsa!!!!!!!!!
SARAH: Untie the Authoress!!!!!!!
JARETH: But love; she annoys me. –gives Sarah very-hard-to-resist puppy dog eyes-
JARETH: -is annoyed but unties Authoress-
ME: -sobs heartbrokenly-
JARETH: -is uncomfortable- What's wrong?
ME: I thought you loved meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JARETH: -backs away in confusion- What?!
SARAH: You called me love; effectively ending your relationship with the Authoress.
ME: Hey, Sarah; did you notice that Jareth's been confused a lot in this chapter?
JARETH: Because you wrote me that way!!!!
ME: Shut up! You're taking away from the illusion.
JARETH: What illusion?! You're a crazy fan-girl who talks to fictional characters! And how did you go from heartbroken to annoyed so quickly?
ME: Poor editing. Well, that and the fact that you're easy to get over.
JARETH: -is shocked-
ME: So as I was saying-
SARAH: What were you saying? I'm sorry; I wasn't listening.
ME: Augh!! I give up! Here's the story; enjoy! I'm going to go get a pretzel. –leaves-
JARETH: -to Sarah- I'm not really easy to get over…am I?
SARAH: -dies laughing-
Next Time: Chapter One-In Which I Protest. Review!!!!