AWESOME RANDOM CLICHÉS!
I'm baaaack :D Miss me? This just popped into my head, and I had to write it down.
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Let's get this party started!!
Harry x Hermione
HARRY: Oh My Dumbledore, I feel sexually repressed. Ginny isn't giving me ANY!
HERMIONE: HARRY! Want to come to my house for a sleepover?!
HARRY: Is it okay with your long-term boyfriend, and my best friend since, like, forever, Ron?
HERMIONE: Who's gonna tell?
HARRY: I'M IN!
-at Hermione's house, in her bedroom-
HERMIONE: I can't believe my strict, no-nonsense parents allowed me to have a boy sleep over in my room.
HARRY: OMD! Your room is pink!
HARRY: This changes everything I see in you! I love you!
HERMIONE: Even though you are like my brother, and I, like, only see you in that way, I suddenly find that I am attracted to you as well!
HARRY: Let's make out!
-they make out-
RON: -randomly shows up- What the Voldemort?! WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!?!
HERMIONE: Ron, I don't, like, love you anymore! I love Harry!
HARRY: Sorry, mate.
RON: That's ok. I'm going to go back to Lavender, even though she has major anger issues, and gets jealous over the littlest things. Or maybe I'll comfort Ginny, even though that's incest.
CROOKSHANKS: Now everyone's happy!