James x Sirius

SIRIUS: Prooooooooooooongs!


SIRIUS: Prooooooooooooooooooooooooongs!

JAMES: What?



SIRIUS: If I had long, red hair and green eyes, would you love me?

JAMES: What kind of a question is that?

SIRIUS: You wouldn't even give me a chance! -sobs-

JAMES: -weird look-

LILY: Potter, I don't love you. I never have, never will and you're wasting your time. You might as well go to Sirius, since he obviously wants you, judging by the tent in his pants.

SIRIUS' PANTS: -tented-

JAMES: Righteous.


JAMES: I love you Paddy!

SIRIUS: I love you too, Prongsie!

JAMES AND SIRIUS: -hot make out session-

SIRIUS' FANGIRLS: -glare at Prongs-

REMUS: -comes in- Ladies, ladies, there's enough Marauder for everyone.

FANGIRLS: -walk away crying-

REMUS: Ah well. Lily, shall we go back a few chapters and resume our togetherness?

LILY: Only if BMB has her pickles ready.

JAMES AND SIRIUS: -deerdog sex-

Heh. So. First chapter of the new year, I guess. Sorry for the long update. I've been... sidetracked. -grins-

So, on a happier note... nejbgilowakjhbgxtyusiaojwendbceghjwks. That's how excited I've been for like, the past week. WOOT!

Review when you're done so I know that people are still reading this. If you do, you get a hairbrush. Or a red, stuffed dog. Your choice. -winks-