Alright, I've written several failed humor stories, so I thought I'd try my luck at another genre. Just in case you didn't notice, the plot is inspired by the movie Final Destination.

Disclaimer: All of the characters in this story are owned by Nintendo, Konami, or Sega.


All of the Smashers had just gone through a meeting in which Olimar and his Pikmin were added to the group of fighters, and they were all just heading back to the Smash Mansion in their bus that Master Hand got for them. Of course, Olimar chose to sit with Pichu, thinking that the Pikmin would be most likely to be friendly with him. Of course, after a short conversation, Pichu looked out the window at the passing signs.

Railroad Crossing...

Slow: Children at Play...

Watch For Crossing Deer...

Then the car came. It crashed right into the front of the bus, somehow impaling Dr. Mario, the driver, onto one of the levers in the bus, and taking Yoshi's head with it. The bus going out of control, Peach fell out and got run over, and Ness was getting caught in another wheel, taking all of his skin. Afterwords, the bus crashed into a wall by the side of the street, killing DK and Mr. Game & Watch on impact. All of the windows shattered, slicing up Mario and Luigi. Other cars started crashing into the bus, taking parts of the bus and of Meta Knight, Pit, and Snake. Debris flew everywhere, crushing Kirby, Popo, Nana, and Bowser. Gasoline spilled everywhere, drenching most of the Smashers. Afterwords, another crashed car caused a fire, and the smoke caused Marth and Pikachu both to cough up an enormous amount of blood. One by one, each of the Smashers became victims to the fire. First Roy... Then Ganondorf... Jigglypuff... Pokemon Trainer... Dedede... Zelda... Young Link... Link... Diddy Kong... Fox... Samus... Mewtwo... Sonic... Falco... Caption Falcon... Ike... Olimar... Pichu closed his eyes and waited for the pain to come.

It never came.

Pichu opened his eyes again. He was back on the bus, and everyone seemed to be okay.He glanced out the window.

Railroad Crossing...

Slow: Children at Play...

Watch For Crossing Deer...

Pichu's eyes widened.

"STOP THE BUS!" Pichu's cry was loud, but clear. "IT'S GONNA CRASH!"

Everyone started to look at Pichu like he had two heads. However, Dr. Mario did stop the bus.

A car came by and knocked the bumper off the bus.

The rest of the ride was relatively uneventful, although Pichu did keep on getting strange looks the whole time. After they got back, he headed to the rec room with Pikachu, Jigglypuff and Ness.

"Okay," said Ness as soon as they were out of earshot of everyone else. "How the heck did you manage to do that?"

"Yeah," said Pikachu. "Spill the beans."

"I- I- I had a type of vision," confessed Pichu. "In it the bus crashed and everybody died."

"Strange," mused Ness. "I'm psychic and I've never had anything like that happen to me."

"Maybe it's like one of those movies," proclaimed Jigglypuff. "You know, when the character can foresee death."

"Don't be ridiculous, Jigglypuff."

"Whatever, I'm off to find Kirby." said Jigglypuff, moving over to the next room.

Pichu could never understand what was going on between Jigglypuff and Kirby. Both of them were considered kids, and had the nature of one, but both Pokemon and Kirby's species mature relatively quickly, and at the same rate, so it was legal for them to get married, which they did a few months ago, although they still acted as just friends. However, everyone could tell that there was some serious romance going between the two of them.

"Seriously, Pichu, are you feeling okay?" asked Pikachu. "You might be sick."

"I feel fine," replied Pichu. "Just..."

"Just what?"

"I'm not sure what's going to happen, but I have a bad feeling about it..."


A few hours later, after a few serious conversations with the adults, Pichu was in his room, doing some stuff on the Internet, researching things like what had just happened. Apparently a kid foresaw that a plane would explode a few years ago, but it said nothing about what happened to the survivors. To calm his nerves, Pichu put his IPod on Shuffle. He smiled as the song "One More Minute" played. As he hummed along to the slow beat, something strange started happening about halfway through.

"I'd rather slam my fingers in a door, again and again and again and again and again! Oh can't you see what I'm trying to say darling, I'd, rather have my blood sucked out by leeches...

Blood sucked out by leeches...

Blood sucked out by leeches..."

Pichu frowned as the same phrase repeated several times. After a few minutes of trying to do something, he decided to take the IPod to Dr. Mario, who was not only famous for his being a doctor, but was also a good electrician.

"Hey Pichu!" exclaimed Kirby as he passed Pichu. "Whatcha doing?"

"Taking this IPod to Dr. Mario," said Pichu. "It's just repeating itself."

"Hey, that's where I'm going!" remarked Kirby. "My DS is getting repaired."

After the short walk, they both made it to Dr. Mario's lab.

"Kirby," said Dr. Mario. "Here's your DS. Luckily I managed to save all of your personal data"

"Thanks, doc!" exclaimed Kirby.

"And what seems to be the problem Pichu?"

"Well," explained Pichu. "My IPod is repeating the same phrase several times. I was wondering if you could fix it"

"Alright," said Dr. Mario, taking the IPod and listening to it. "Sounds fine to me Pichu."

"What?" Pichu took back the IPod and listened to it. Just as Dr. Mario said, it was working fine, and had stopped repeating the same phrase.

"Now, I don't see how it wasn't working in the first place," said Dr. Mario. "So could you please..."

Just then a jar exploded, all of the glass sticking into Dr. Mario. Just then Pichu saw what it was full of.


All of them seemed to be drawn to Dr. Mario, and proceeded to feast on his blood. As Dr. Mario screamed for help, Kirby and Pichu tried to pull off the leeches, but to no avail. All of them seemed to be stuck to the doctor.

As all of the other Smashers walked into the room, Dr. Mario died. All of them looked at Pichu suspiciously.

Pichu could of sworn he heard a voice.

"Only one is gone now, but soon... soon you will all suffer!"