This is an alternate ending. Remember when Alice said that she was gonna give Emmett's cell number to Jessica Stanley? Well, guess what. The girl actually did. :0) This is what happens….

(freaky narrator POV)

We zoom in to the tiny town of Forks, Washington. Welcome to the Cullen household. Emmett Cullen is found lying in a fetal position alone in the living room. What ever is nagging at this Cullen brother? Gasp! A phone is ringing! (-DANCES TO COOL RINGTONE- Joking)

Emmett answers the phone timidly.

"Hello?" he whispers in a tiny voice. BAM! An insanely loud, obnoxious voice is going 100 miles an hour from the tiny phone. Emmett pales at what he hears.

"HI EMMY! HOW'S IT GOIN', HUNKY BEAR!? I AM SO LIKE TOTALLY OVER EDWARD! HE'S NOT NEARLY AS STRONG AS YOU ARE SUGAR PIE! WANNA GO OUT THIS WEEKEND, HUH, BABY CAKES?!"

"GO AWAY!" Emmett yells. That freaky violin music starts playing in the background. (You know the music I'm taking about? The one with all the violins going at the same time "eek eek eek eek, EEK EEK EEK EEK, and the drum goes BUH BUHM that always plays in old horror movies?)

"WHY DID YOU CHANGE YOU PHONE NUMBER, SUGAR PLUM? LUCKILY YOUR SISTER, ALICE, GAVE ME YOUR NEW PHONE NUMBER! SHE IS SO HANDY SOMETIMES! NOW WE CAN JUST TALK FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER-"

Emmett throws the phone through the glass wall and climbs to his knees, throws his arms in the air dramatically in the air and screams, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

We zoom out of the room with Emmett's voice still echoing through the scene dramatically.

-cries- this is so EMOTIONAL! My last chapter! -cries- I WANT TO THANK MY BETA, RIYA, MY FRIENDS WHO REVIEWED AND READ, MY REVIEWERS, I WANT TO THANK THE ACADEMY, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THE GUY WHO CUTS MY HAIR! Joking.

The last chapter…. Please review. :D